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What Happened to KIMs?

We’re going to preface this by saying that we’re sorry for the long silence. The truth is, we kept hoping that we were going to be able to get back to work on KIMs soon, and be able to make it up to you all with some great new content. Unfortunately, real life happened instead. Tess’s workload has increased dramatically, and Allie is in the process of making a move to a new job and a new city, and both of those things don’t leave much time for serious writing. They also both have to come first.

We do not plan for KIMs to be gone forever! We’ve also realized that, as a writing team, our style is more ‘burst of inspiration’ where we get a bunch done at once, and then take a break, than strict deadlines. The plan is that, once life has settled down a bit, we’ll write all of volume 1, and then resume posting only once it’s finished, so there won’t be any breaks. We can’t give you any dates or time limits there, because we don’t know them. All we can say, at the moment, is ‘indefinite’. We still love KIMs, and what we have planned. We just have to be adults for a little while, first.

Thanks for your patience!

❤ Tess & Allie

KIMs Reboot: The Need-To-Know

The blog is live, and we’re less than a month away now–yay! We’ve been hard at work getting everything set up and ready to go, and working out what we want to do this time around. Writing for the new KIMs started last week, so it’s officially update time!

What to expect in the KIMs reboot:

  • Even longer volumes, of which there will still be three!
  • Tons of interactivity like never before, with the same old sneaky flair!
  • Artist contributions, from lovely, familiar faces, such as Jules and Emily!
  • Brand new storylines, new characters, and old characters! Don’t worry–Cat and Mrs. Badass are safe and sound.
  • Familiar stories from the first time around, all lovingly remixed and edited to give you the best possible KIMs we can!

How the new KIMs is going to work:

  • Volume One posts will be daily, just like last time–hooray!
  • Posting starts on April 1st–no foolin’!
  • If you have a burning need to be one of our artists, all you have to do is hit up our askbox and let us know!

And, of course, I’d like you all to welcome my co-writer on this ride, Allie! Don’t be afraid to go say hi; she’s only a little weird.

Stay tuned for more updates and promos, and don’t be afraid to hit up our askbox or submission pages with questions and KIMs-related content! ❤

Hey guys!

Just a quick little update here, from us to you! We’ve had all number of things conspiring against us, from the flu, to job interviews, to lovely visits from out of town friends, so we’ll be on a small break while we play catch up.

Never fear, though! We have some non-KIMs content to hold you over during the wait, which should only be about a week. Every day that we’re on break catching up with writing new KIMs you’ll be forced get to read a really, really silly Kurtofsky AU we’ve been writing while we write KIMs!

And, on that note, feel free to let us know how you’ve been liking the new KIMs so far! We love to hear from you all!

Tess & Allie

KIMs Reactions

Dave SMASH! : Oh god Dave, DON’T GET ARRESTED.

Kurt freaking out. (Then register the fact that: FANCY. KURT’S IM IS NOW FANCY! BFOWEH FOWEHFVEFQASKASBHY) I did not notice before. O.O

All the information about Psycho!Blaine:


Dave is going to Dalton: “no promises”

EVERYTHING ELSE:

The COOKING, HUGGING, STAYING UP, THE RESTAURANT, NICKNAMES, HOODIE, SNUGGLING ALL OF IT.

 

 

OMG this fic has so much sway over my emotions.

Kurt stood up, wiping his eyes, and turned to look at David. He was there, and Kurt was a mess, and there wasn’t a single place he’d rather have been at that moment than in David’s arms. His own arms wrapped around himself in a sad excuse for a hug, he walked straight into David’s personal space and buried his face in his shoulder.

KIMS 49 REACTIONS
  • AKJSBFAFJK THE TITLE IS “BOYFRIEND” OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS
  • The hockey team and their mullets ajksfbakjsfbaksf
  • “hockey babe” – BWUUUUHHHH
  • “well i probably woulda gotten around to that if you weren’t always so busy eating my face not that im complaining” I WOULDN’T BE EITHER DAVID TRUST ME
  • “…boyfriend :-)” KJBASFKJBASJKBFAKSJF HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
  • ohmygod Dave I’m totally with you there on the laundry thing
  • “I just don’t like hearing that you’re in pain.” BWAAAA MY BBY CARES FOR MY OTHER BBY ASKJFBAKJF
  • “…hi. I like your shirt.” I BET YOU DO KURT
  • “It’s okay. I like looking at you, too.” JNASKJFBAJSKFB MY HEART IT’S BURSTING
  • “Stop licking your lips, it’s distracting.” AKJSFBNAKSJBF THE LIP LICKING OHMYGOD AKJSBFAKJF
  • KURT’S GOING OVER TO DAVE’S HOUSE HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
  • PEA COAT AND SCARF PEA COAT AND SCARF BWWWUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
  • “but a part of him just wanted to look nice. For his boyfriend.” JAKSBFKJASBFKJASBFKJASF
  • “Dave opened the front door and Cat huffed again as he smiled at Kurt. At his boyfriend. Who was Kurt. Kurt, his boyfriend.” MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE YOU GUYS I CAN’T AJKSBFAKJSF
  • OH MY GOD CAT WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT YOU SKANK ASFJKASKJFA
  • KURT OWNS LEFT 4 DEAD. KURT OWNS LEFT 4 DEAD. AND HE BROUGHT IT WITH HIM. TO DAVE’S HOUSE. SO THEY CAN PLAY TOGETHER. OHMYGODOHMYGODAKSJFBAKJSFBAJKBSFAJKSF I’M DYING
  • “Door stays open, boys!” Mrs. Badass called from the kitchen. – STAY CLASSY MRS. BADASS
  • “One kiss for each Boomer,” Kurt replied. “Three for each Tank.” – A LEFT 4 DEAD KISSING GAME HOLY SHIT I AM IN A PUDDLE NOW AKJSBFKAJSBFKJAFB
  • “…but because they hadn’t even gone on a date yet, and here he was wanting to push David over, climb on top of him, and kiss him until he couldn’t think.” AJSFBAJKSFBAKSF
  • Kurt turned his head to look at David, then, taking his hand and lacing their fingers together. “Hey, Mr. Boyfriend.” – THE NOISES I AM MAKING ARE SO INHUMAN RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS
  • AKJSBFKJASBFAKSF UUUUGH ALL THIS FLUFF I’M DROWNING I’M DROWNING ASKJBFKJABSFAKSF OH JESUS BALE SAVE ME
  • “I just… enjoy looking in your eyes. Designers would kill for the color they are.” – NO KID
  • “He scrambled to think of something, anything, to reign himself back in. His mom. The fucking stupid cat. French class. Kurt speaking Fre– fuck.” LOL OHMYGOD DAVE WAY TO GO
  • KFC - THE FOOD OF THE PIRATES

AKJSBKJABSFKJABFKJABSFKJASBFKASFBJ THIS WAS A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO START VOLUME 2 OHMYGOD MY HEART STILL PITTERPATTERS

WELCOME BACK, KIMS. I’VE MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.