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Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. 
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied. “What’s the answer?
I haven’t the slightest idea,“ said the Hatter. 
"Nor I,” said the March Hare. 
Alice sighed wearily. “I think you might do something better with the time,” she said, “than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.”

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“You know the word Seal? In french, it’s Foch. […] So, I took my kids to the long beach aquarium. I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life! We get to those seals, and Ellen it all f*cking broke loose! It was bad, and you know my wife Alice is like "Oh, eh, regarde! Le Foch!” And the kids are like “Foch! Foch! Mommy, Foch!” 

Wanda Sykes explains why you should never take your french family to the Aquarium. [X]