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Some Kurotsuki domestic headcanons

Fixing things around the house:

  1. Kei definitely takes care of house maintenance. If he left anything up to Tetsurou to do, the entire house would probably be in shambles.
  2. While he doesn’t understand plumbing, Kei can take care of most small repairs/replacements, such as changing the bulb, fixing the doorknob on the bathroom door, replacing the rollers of cabinet drawers, etc.
  3. Tetsurou takes advantage of his boyfriend’s proficiency in these tasks, but not in the way you’d expect. He tries to take pictures of Kei slyly.
  4. Kei totally notices, though, and positions himself in ways he knows will look good on the camera.
  5. Also, he holds the pose for longer so that Tetsurou can get a good snap.

Voicemail greeting:

  1. Considering how different their personalities and modes of social interaction are, making voicemail greetings is quite hilarious for them.
  2. No, seriously, imagine Tetsurou’s cheerful “This is Tetsurou!” followed by “This is Kei” in Kei’s most bored voice (he probably didn’t even want to do this, like “Kuroo-san, why can’t you just make a greeting yourself? I’m fine with whatever”).
  3. This is followed by a completely unscripted moment like “Kei, come on, try to sound more upbeat!” and “Tch. Why don’t you try sounding a little less excited for something so stupid?”
  4. This back-and-forth continues for a while, and before they realize, they’ve used up the entire timeslot this way, being abruptly cut off on “BEEP”.
  5. They decide to leave it as it is.It made most of their friends crack up, and made Akiteru cry (“my little brother is all adorably domestic now!”)
  6. Sometimes Bokuto calls their number only to hear the greeting because it cracks him up; Akaashi had an apologetic gesture ready even before Bokuto could begin to explain this.

Cabinets:

  1. This is another one of those things Tetsurou probably leaves entirely up to Kei, because honestly, he would fill it up with all kinds of junk.
  2. Kei has cabinets organized by function, so there is a medicine cabinet, a wine cabinet, one for sauces and spices, one for dinnerware, stationery, etc.
  3. He’s even taped an inventory to the inside of the door of the cabinets to make them more navigable.
  4. In a strange turn of events, this becomes something he and Kageyama bond over. Basically, one time, Kags was looking for medicine because he ate too much (big surprise there) and when he opened the medicine cabinet (“it’s the first one on the right when you enter the kitchen”), he instantly fell in love with the orderliness.
  5. So every now and then Tetsurou and Hinata watch fondly as their otherwise stoic boyfriends light up over a discussion about closet organization.

The early bird and the night owl (or cat, in this case):

  1. Tetsurou, despite his (and Kei’s) better judgment, stays awake until nearly 2am every night. Then he’s out until nearly 9am, which is fine because most days he works from home.
  2. Kei sleeps at 11am and wakes up at 6am sharp. He then goes for a jog around the neighborhood, gets ready for the day, prepares breakfast for both of them, and wakes his boyfriend up before leaving for work.
  3. It’s only on Friday and Saturday nights that Kei stays awake longer than usual and Tetsurou stays awake less than he usually does. It’s a worthwhile compromise because by adjusting they get to cuddle before going to sleep. They go to bed around 1am and take their time waking up in the morning.
Here To Play (For You)

Chapter 15 - Rescue My Heart  ||  Chapter 1 - Whirlwind

Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairings: KuroTsuki, BokuAka
Rating: Mature (themes and language)

“I need to go apologise,” Tetsurou says decidedly.

“No, you can’t,” Keiji asserts firmly, shaking his head. “Not today, Tetsurou. Kei is likely still hurting and you need to give him some more time. Just wait until tomorrow.”

Tetsurou sucks in a deep, fortifying breath, because he knows Keiji is right, but everything inside him is begging him to go apologise. It’s only early in the evening and he’s not sure he can resist the urge. Tetsurou is already missing Kei, which sounds ridiculous, but with this apparently-not-so-new yearning inside him, he just wants to be close to Kei.

“Okay,” he allows, flopping down bodily onto his bed. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be here, brooding.”

Keiji rolls his eyes – something he learned from Kei, Tetsurou thinks with a pang – but Koutarou responds, “Don’t worry bro, we’re not going anywhere. We’ll distract you! Soon you’ll be like ‘Kei who?’”

Tetsurou squints up at him like he’s stupid.

“Okay, maybe not.”

huweeh  asked:

man do i love poly ships. and you know what i thought was a good idea? yeah? oikuroterushou. oikawa x kuroo x terushima x daishou. not only are they helplessly in love with each other i'm also helplessly in love with the idea please end me

BREATHES HEAVILY I love rarepairs so much and this is such a good combination of some of my favorite haikyuu characters?? i’m so here for this giant Hell ship 

vine

two daddies are better than one!

+ dt kamea

Made with Vine
Gentle Touches and Soft Lighting

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2g9YA1R

by Maya_Kristin

3am - the clock read

Kenma’s mind was too loud.

or,

Kenma is thinking too much so Kuroo talks some gentle sense into him

Words: 1007, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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anonymous asked:

(1/2) Hi! So this is just in response to a comic i remember seeing abt KuroOiDaishou. I just think the whole dynamic would be really entertaining! Other than when Kuroo and Daishou get into arguments they all probably just gather into this big circle of salt and talk shit abt ppl. Oor Oikawa tries to get them all to marathon shows togather so they all can get along and end up having heated discussions of alien documentaries. They like to go to the park and relax bcuz its better than staying home

(2/2)There was a time where Kuroo Oikawa & Daishou had a beach day (Daishou wanted to not be shitty for once & planned out a whole romantic beach dinner)but it Oikawa snuck water guns into the mix & the food got ruined so there was a huge food fight mess on the beach and anyone watching just had a front row ticket to a bunch of nerds being dramatic as they get K.O.d by soggy sandwhiches. It also decided to rain that day so the three ended up going home and having warm showers and a nap -(Carly)

archiveofourown.org
Before the Taking of Toast and Tea - SecretMaker - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Before the Taking of Toast and Tea
Pairing: OiKuroTeruDaiSuga
Rating: Explicit

So at the beginning of NaNo I promised @matsukawa—issei that if she won I’d write her OiKuroTeruDaiSuga smut. And she won, just like I knew she would, so here you go. The laundry list of kinks has arrived.

Not as planned

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by SebbyMagala

Kuroo Tetsurou was sent to possess Kozume Kenma. What he doesn’t know is that Kenma has Avoidant Personality Disorder. How was he supposed to create chaos when he avoids everything!?

Words: 1258, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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anonymous asked:

May I request headcanons for a character of your choice?

Oh my God! Only one character? xD  That’s really hard!!
Mm… Okay…
I think I will go with the headcanons of Kuroo that I have for one of my fanfics. Really hope you like them!! :3 
(They are not all I have, because I’m still writing the fic, and I do not want to do so much spoiler xD)


  • Kuroo is a medical student
  • Specializes in the branch of cardiovascular surgery
  • He lives in a small apartment next to Bokuto, which he knows by an advertisement in the newspaper
  • At the moment, he is finishing the practices in one of the hospitals of the city
  • His best friends are Sugawara and Yaku, who are studying pediatrics and nursing respectively
  • He mocks Yaku every time he sees him drooling over Alisa, the hospital’s chief nurse, and jokes that he will eventually date his brother (who turns out to be Yaku’s kouhai).
  • He’s a bit of a video game geek (something that makes Yaku tease every time he finds out)
  • While he was in a department store, he succored a boy who had suffered a severe dizziness.
  • That kid will turn out to be Kenma, the one who accompanies the hospital and with whom he tries to keep in touch, but the boy is antisocial.