anonymous asked:

I don't know if I sent it to this blog yet but how would Tsukishima, Kuroo, Lev, Bokuto, and other tall people react if their s/o had a playful yet strong father who could lift the boys over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes.

Lol, I looked at this and thought “What?” but then I remembered my dad is a firefighter and this is technically, like, his job. So, I kinda used that as my base for these if that’s alright with you, Anon!


P.s. I did the conversions for the weights online - I’m not very familiar with the metric system, but the internet is! 

P.s.s. I totally headcanon Bokuto being a firefighter now.

When they had invited him over, this was the very last thing he expected to happen on his visit. Hell, it wasn’t even on Tsukishima’s list of things to happen, but here was, completely taken by surprise when their father leaned to take him around the waist and lift as if he weighed nothing. A startled noise left him, much like a ‘sqwack’, as he gripped at the only thing in reach - the shirt clinging to the man’s torso. He was sure his eyes were wide as saucers when he turned to their laughing form just mere feet away.

“Holy shit,” he ground the words out, feeling most of the air in his lungs leave him when the man’s shoulder pressed into his stomach. And now that he was there, perched in this uncomfortable position atop a man who couldn’t stop from laughing, he couldn’t even remember how he had gotten into this situation. Then there was the growing fear that he was going to be dropped flat on his face.

“And that, kid, is how you save a life,” their father proclaimed boisterously before being to take a lap around the backward with Tsukishima still perched on his shoulder. A loud laugh left him when he heard the tall boy give a surprised shout and Tsukishima knew in that moment to never question too deeply this man’s profession.

“No way, bro,” Kuroo laughed, his arm around their shoulder as they spoke with their father casually, “one hundred thirty one kilograms is an insane amount to carry, especially in a low oxygen situation like a fire.” When he had told his newest story of carrying a grown man out of burning building, Kuroo was a little skeptic that it had been stretched in order to make him look cool. And the man did look cool, but there was still doubt in his mind.

A wide smile pulled at their father’s lips and he stood from his seat in the living room, motioning for Kuroo to stand up with him. “You weigh, what? Ninety kilograms?”

“Seventy-five, actually,” Kuroo answered as he stood to his feet, listening to them both chuckle easily at his answer. He turned back to stick his tongue out at them when he was suddenly being taken up by the waist far more easily than he was anticipating. He began laughing loudly, hand hitting against the man’s back to declare mercy; he had been proven wrong.

“Adrenaline can help you do anything, kid.”

“[First Name]-chan!” Lev was calling between his fits of laughter which were joined along side their father’s. “[First Name]-chan, look! Look!” He was perched atop the strong man’s shoulder as though he weighed nothing and he supposed he didn’t if he didn’t even make a single noise of strain when he picked up the volleyball player.

Their laughter filled his ears and he tried to turn to see them, giving a slight breath of surprise escape his lips when their father turned quickly so Lev could face their child who was beaming at him brightly. “Having fun?” they asked, walking up to place a chaste kiss to his lips.

Returning the bright smile they delivered, he laughed, “I feel pretty weightless up here!”

“Really?” his voice boomed instantly, “can you lift me?”

There was collective laughter from everyone seated out on that patio as Bokuto jumped to his feet, a wide smile stretching across his face. Their father had just explained how easy it could be to lift someone over his shoulder without the slightest bit of difficulty and he figured that he might as well prove this statement.

“Sure!” their father answered easily, jumping to his feet almost just as quickly, delight shining in his eyes.

“Awesome, I always wanted to–” Bokuto was cut off with a slight ‘oomph’ as a shoulder was pressed into his stomach and he was being hoisted off the ground. Laughter filled his being as his eyes stared widely at the ground that he now hung above, his grin widening. “Okay, this is so cool! I wanna try!”

anonymous asked:

I love your blog! 💞 Can I request a scenario of 1st year s/o is dating 3rd year kuroo? S/o is being hit on from a persistent, creepy guy who wanted to hook up with her even knowing she is dating someone and kuroo notice this and gets overprotective? :)

It’s short but I still hope you like it! I can see Kuroo getting really confrontational about a guy acting this way, especially if his s/o is a 1st year because he sees them as really cute and innocent. So don’t mess with cute 1st year s/o.

“I’ve already told you no. I have a boyfriend and your persistence isn’t making me want to change my answer.”

“Oh, come on, it’ll only be one time and your boyfriend doesn’t have to know.” the creep smirks at you, leaning on the wall near the gym.

“Oh, but her boyfriend already knows.” Kuroo walks out of said gym with his volleyball bag on his arm.

You saw the facial expression of the guy change as he saw Kuroo’s tall figure step out of the doors. He started to take a few steps back and away. “Look man, I’m sorry-”

“I think you heard her say no and as if that wasn’t enough she said that she has a boyfriend. Did you need to see me to believe her? She has good taste in guys, meaning you’re not one of them.”

“No I just-”

“Just what?”

“Look, I’ll just leave.” he quickly said before he tried to walk away. In a few steps, Kuroo had grabbed the back of his shirt and yanked him to where you wouldn’t be able to hear what he was saying. You saw him nod, wide eyed before he was let go and hurried off.

“What did you say to him?” you looked up at your boyfriend who now slung an arm over your shoulder and pulled you close to him.

“Don’t worry about it, just know that he won’t be talking to you again.”

“Thanks babe.” you take a moment before chuckling and smiling to yourself. “I have good taste in guys, huh?”

“Well yeah, you’re dating me.” he grins.

anonymous asked:

Unpopular opinion: romantic bokuro is as nice as bromantic bokuro

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

YOOOO BOKURO IS GOOD. Is this an unpopular opinion??? News to me because I see a lot of romantic BoKuro! 

They are such dorkssss I love them.

livecement  asked:

25, bokuroo for the prompt meme? please and thank you!

Send me a ship and a number!

25. “You wear me out, kid.”

There’s a hand at his ankle that drags him out of sleep.  He goes a bit unwillingly, kicking at whoever it is, because his dream–god damn it, they were just about the reach the final boss.  The hand at his ankle drops to his foot and tickles, stifled giggles accompanying the final pull into consciousness.

Kuroo jolts awake, sitting up and almost slamming his face into Bokuto’s.  He’s all too aware of too many things at once–the air, hot and stifling, reminding him just how hard it had been to fall asleep in the first place.  His teammates, sleeping on their futons all around him.  And Bokuto, bedhead ridiculous, crouching in front of him with a popsicle in his mouth.

“Hey,” he whispers.  "You awake?“

Kuroo scowls.  He flicks Bokuto’s forehead, kicking the sweaty blanket off of his legs.  "What does it look like?”

“Good,” Bokuto stands, extending a hand.  "I found something cool, come with me.“

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anonymous asked:

unpopular opinion?? these two have like no interactions with each other but i rlly ship kuroyachi,, I think they're both so adorable / 7 ;;

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

YEAAAA! I talked about Kuroo/Yachi in a different post! I love their height difference. ಥ‿ಥ


POOR YACCHAN i feel like she would hate me for shipping her with so many tols