So me and my bud ichiro-artosaki drew sketches of our favorite league champs and we didn’t feel like coloring we wanted to color each others! yay collabs and stuff! she colored my TF sketches while I colored her Sivirs.
“Have a safe trip.” Daichi almost laughed as he rolled up his window and started the car, a safe trip, I’d quite like that.
Alternative Overview: Kuroo vs Daishou for days, Bokuto is an actual child, Oikawa and Kuroo are trash and Daichi is suffering.I have no idea where they’re going. University AU.
Implied daisuga, kuroi/bokuroi and kuroshou (?) as in Kuroo x Daishou because I am filthy trash too. Rarepairs and polyships are my guilty pleasure. Mention of pee.
dropped a heavy plastic bag on Daichi’s lap through the car window. He raised
of Red bull. You’re gonna need it,” Sugawara whispered with a soft smile as he took
a quick glance at Daichi’s passengers in the back seat.
already yelling, he had been looking forward to the trip for weeks and could
barely contain his excitement anymore, so much so that he was actually rocking
the car. Everyone else was begging/screaming for him to settle down, plus the
unexpected arrival of the previously uninvited Daishou made it so that Oikawa
had to be awkwardly perched on Kuroo and Bokuto’s knees if they all wanted to
fit in Daichi’s car. Oikawa hadn’t stopped whining about it, protesting that
Daishou should be the one being lapped like a bitch, but Kuroo refused to let
Daishou on his knee, in fact, Kuroo and Daishou already looked like they were
ready to lunge at each other at any given moment. There had been enough passive
aggressive comments flying between them to make the atmosphere even more
uncomfortable than it was. On the other hand, the by far most sensible
passenger, Ushijima, sat silent and still in the front passenger seat.
“I see what
you mean,” Daichi grumbled, rubbing his temple.
put some headache tablets in there for you.”
“Have a safe
almost laughed as he rolled up his window and started the car, a safe trip, I’d quite like that.
even sure how Kuroo had coaxed him into not only agreeing to go, but into using
his own car and driving them all down to their destination. Fortunately,
everyone was paying gas money, but somehow Daichi didn’t think that would cut
“What? I was
swerved into the main road, “Bokuto-san, please don’t lean out of the window
his head back inside the car, “what?”
you were supposed to be an owl not a dog,” muttered Daishou, “if anything just
fly out the window, then this car journey might be less painful.”
funny that the one guy who wasn’t meant to be here is making jokes about people
getting out of the car,” Kuroo sang, “you’re so funny Monty Python.”
that as if he wasn’t the one to invite me,” said Daishou, rolling his eyes,
“I’m not into all this bonding crap, but The Cat in the Hat over here insisted
Ushijima perked up.
I did, I was drunk off my face so I don’t even remember mentioning it,” Kuroo
said dismissively, “I’m surprised that he actually came though.”
Ushijima said in his usual, uninterested voice that made Oikawa cringe,
“bonding, you said?”
Daishou snickered “when this guy is drunk he’s shockingly honest; he said he still
wanted to stay in touch with all his rival captains now that we’re in Uni.
Isn’t that sweet?”
adorable actually,” Oikawa said mockingly, “though this begs the question of
who invited Ushijima.”
admitted Daichi, “I thought it might be nice.”
didn’t think it might be awkward at all?”
sitting on Kuroo’s lap, I think you take the cake when it comes to how awkward
this is.” Ushijima retorted ruthlessly, causing everyone to hide their faces
turned bright red, “you can just shut up. I’m on his knee, and for goodness sake Kuroo stop laughing; you’re shaking too
which, is it really safe for you to be sitting like this the whole drive?” Bokuto
asked with genuine concern.
there’s a law about this actually,” Daishou added.
“Relax!” Exclaimed the ever confident Kuroo, “If he falls I’ll cushion him with my arms
to keep him safe.”
flinched in annoyance, “Don’t you dare touch me while I’m on your lap.”
“Oh, like a
lap dance at a strip club?” Bokuto pointed out.
“I’m gonna punch you.”
“Hey, we shouldn’t objectify the pretty boy,” Kuroo could barely mutter with a straight face, the
two men laughed and high fived each other.
Sawamura, let’s put on some music,” Oikawa suggested trying to ignore them.
just cause more arguments.”
worries,” Kuroo exclaimed, “we’ll be our own music.”
way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound”
“What do you
mean fall into the sky? How does one fall into the sky? Fly makes more sense!”
SINGING IT WRONG.”
think time would pass us by?”
“Pass us by
or pass me by?”
something – a thousand miles so I can just see you,”
need to add the “dah”s every time!”
that’s enough of that one.”
once told me-”
break your pelvis with my knee if you even go there.”
pouted, “Personally I really liked the Shrek soundtrack.”
“This is why
all of you are single,” Oikawa exclaimed.
raised an eyebrow, immediately thinking of Sugawara.
“I beg to
differ,” Daishou mumbled bitterly.
no time lashing out, “yeah, Daishou is single because he is a disgusting snake.”
sighed, “that’s hardly fair.”
right, Daichi, I’d also feel sorry for a guy with Ereptile Dysfunction.”
erupted into fits of laughter and high fived his friend.
“Is this the
pathetic level you’ve stooped to for the sake of a snake related joke?”
are a pussy.”
other song should we sing?” Oikawa said in an attempt to change the subject.
keep within the theme of snake jokes…”
Here we go.
named Michael used to ride motorcycles…”
Daichi gave in, “I’ll put on some music.”
“I don’t see
why you’re throwing such a hissy fit,
Daishou,” Kuroo continued smugly turning back to his rival, “maybe inviting
yourself on this trip was a missss-take.”
literally just Google snake puns for my sake?” Daishou spat sarcastically, “you
shouldn’t have, you sassy tigress, you.”
“I’d say I’m
more of a snake charmer than a sassy whatever; clearly you can’t get enough of
you talking about?”
mentioned the road trip once and here you
are, begging for our friendship as per.”
couldn’t help but smirk, “If I told you exactly what you said while you were
drunk you’d slap that silly smile off your own damn face.”
down at Daishou, Daishou grinned back, “I suggest you give the snake puns a rest
before I embarrass you in this car.”
very quiet after that, wondering how bad Kuroo must have been drunk for Daishou
to have the upper hand over the King of Provocation himself.
minute,” Oikawa said, suddenly brought out of his thoughts, “is this Lana Del
nodded slowly, “West Coast. Sugawara loves this song.”
For a few
minutes the six men sat in silence, enjoying the music and the scenery outside
the car. It was so peaceful that Daichi even made the mistake of thinking that
perhaps this wouldn’t be so bad after all. Finally, Bokuto spoke up.
“Hey, can we
stop somewhere? I need to pee.”
barely been driving for fifteen minutes, Bokuto,” Kuroo replied on Daichi’s
“I also need
the restroom,” Ushijima said flatly.
sighed and glanced at his GPS, “there should be a rest stop in about five
minutes, can you guys hold it?”
think so,” Bokuto said sounding worried, “can’t we just go to some bushy area
can I piss in a bottle or something?”
“So you can
let it slip and mess up my car? Not on my watch.”
“I NEED TO
“So do I
actually,” Oikawa added quietly.
“Is that why
you’ve been shaking about on my knee all this time?” Kuroo inquired with a
raised eyebrow, “I thought you were still thinking about the Anaconda song and
giving me the ol’ Nikki Minaj…”
sighed as he heard Oikawa land a solid slap on Kuroo who was high fiving Bokuto
by the sounds of it. It would probably do everyone some good to get out of the
car for a bit, even if they still had several hours of driving left to go. Daichi
had to strongly resist the urge to tell them all off for not going to the
toilet before they left. It wasn’t long before they pulled into the rest stop
car park, not even one eighth of the way to their destination.
Rain fell hard around this hovled city, only those grabbed in warm cloaks. One such personal wore a royal red one, covering his entire body however he had no hood to speak of. This man heads into a tavern where their was a bunch of disgraceful mercenary and brigen looking waste of life. They seemed to harass a maid that seems to not be working here. A sigh escaped his nose and he continues to the bar, his good eye looking around the place, keeping other eye remaining shut. He didn’t care about that, his days of being a “Hero” is dead.