kurloz-captor

the signs as alternate selves
  • Aries: unfortunate slave to an evil overlord, occasionally forgets how to breathe
  • Taurus: gets wings somehow, everyone thinks it's pretty rad
  • Gemini: the world's most powerful and longlived psychic
  • Cancer: leads a rebellion against Betty Crocker, then dies
  • Leo: finds true love and confuses archaeologists everywhere with confusing cave art
  • Virgo: majors in how to raise children while on the run from imperial forces, dies tragically
  • Libra: underestimates their rival and gets hanged in the most anime shit ever, also has a dragon
  • Scorpio: hates dragons, hangs people, sails the high seas, inspires ruthless young pirates for decades to come
  • Sagittarius: cries because of this one time he almost killed his best friend, hides in a cave for the rest of his life
  • Capricorn: joins a cult, also they're really tall. like, just, really fucking tall, it's 90% of their personality
  • Aquarius: sad man cries because no one wants to kiss him. doesn't realise it's because he's a desperate and unpleasant person
  • Pisces: Betty Crocker runs an empire
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Trying to draw as many chars as I can before my next con so they can be turned into stickers so here’s the dancestors. I’m juggling a lot of stuff rn and idk if I can do everyone but I’d at least like to have the kids done next

> Cronus: Jinx yourself.

The jinxing has activated, and outside of your home planet being destroyed, what you’ve gone through these last three sweeps have been nerve wracking.  Game changing. Pushing your well-minded temper. That, and what you have witness has been some things far past what the Beforus censors would ever allow your specs to see. 

The verdict?

It is pretty safe to say that your session went to shit. 


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