doctor-chimera  asked:

*raps gently on your desk and whispers* "Question number 54: Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?" *manifests in the corner of the room, waving shyly*


54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

“I’m a scientist. I believe in what empirical evidence can show me. Creatures resembling werewolves or vampires could be produced using alchemical means, true, but ghosts? I cannot support claims regarding the existence such beings. All the evidence suggests there is no returning from death, even through such methods as Human Transmutation, as the unfortunate Elric Brothers learned firsthand.”