I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.......... My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.
Come inside! I'll get the Neosporin. Ba na na na na. Neo. Ba na na na na na na. Sporin.
When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you.
Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...
You must take your place in the great circle of... stuff.
Ooh, I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!
Yes, plus when you got hit with his iron claw you DID scream like a wussy.
I'm bleeding... making me the victor.
Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.
Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.