kung pow: enter the fist

Kung Pow Sentence Starter
  1. “I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him dead.”
  2. “I mean I’m no doctor or nothin’ but that was like one clean chunk.“
  3. “I’ll take a pound of nuts.” “That’s a lot of nuts!”
  4. “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you without crap in your pants!”
  5. “I have a mortal wound.” “Where? Where does it hurt?” “Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.”
  6. “When you girls are done kissing, I’ve got some ass kicking for you.”
  7. “If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!”
  8. “I’m sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.”
  9. “I’m bleeding, making me the victor.”
  10. “Shirt ripper.”
  11. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Your butt that’s about to be kicked!”
  12. “When you got hit you DID scream like a wussy.”
  13. “I have traveled many miles to meet you.” “How many miles? Would you say 10 million?”
  14. “I… will… not… be stopped… by a tiny little net.”
  15. “But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed.”
  16. “You think losing is winning.”
  17. “If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!”
  18. “I fell and hurt my tummy.”
  19. “Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong.”
  20. “Please, stop. [Name] sucks as a fighter, a child could beat them.”
  21. “My nipples look like Milk Duds.”
the signs as quotes from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
  • Aries: If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!
  • Taurus: You go that way. I'll go home.
  • Gemini: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.......... My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.
  • Cancer: Come inside! I'll get the Neosporin. Ba na na na na. Neo. Ba na na na na na na. Sporin.
  • Leo: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you.
  • Virgo: Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...
  • Libra: You must take your place in the great circle of... stuff.
  • Scorpio: Ooh, I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!
  • Sagittarius: Yes, plus when you got hit with his iron claw you DID scream like a wussy.
  • Capricorn: I'm bleeding... making me the victor.
  • Aquarius: Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.
  • Pisces: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.