kumas roaring

  • Odin: S-so. Who b-broke the c-coffee pot? I'm n-not mad, I just w-wanna know.
  • Gil: I did. I broke it.
  • Odin: N-no. No y-you didn't. Maggie?
  • Maggie: Don't look at me. Look at Ava.
  • Ava: What?! I didn't break it!
  • Maggie: Oh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Ava: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Maggie: Suspicious.
  • Ava: No it's not!
  • Crow: If it matters, probably not, but Raven was the last one to use it.
  • Raven: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Crow: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
  • Raven: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Crow!
  • Gil: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Odin.
  • Odin: N-no! Who b-broke it?!
  • Ava: Odin... Six has been awfully quiet.
  • Six: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Odin: [later] I-I broke it. I b-burned m-my h-hand so I p-punched it. I p-predict t-ten minutes from now th-they'll be at ea-each other's throats w-with warpaint on their f-faces and a p-pig head on a stick. G-good. It was g-getting a little too ch-chummy around here.

i am not going to tolerate ANY slander against gil, he has done absolutely nothing wrong in his life ever, i love him more than ive ever loved anyone, hes a good aspirational twink with a bright future, hes tall and kind and loving, i would fucking die for gil marverde, dont ever say anything bad about gil, i love gil so mu