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The really nice thing about working here is that I…
ERK. THE HAVE ME WORKING IN THE BOARDROOM. ALONE. WHAT DO I DO. DICK AROUND ON THE INTERNET. Also there happens to be a bunch of stuffed animals around me, an eerie number of them happen to be hanging from the ceiling.
My precious darling face, you spend as much time gluing your eyeballs to tumblr as you possibly can to ward off the demons living in those stuffed animals. Maybe Google “protective spells I can use to ward off these possessed stuffed animals also help I’m still at work so probably none of them should involve nudity or swears or animal sacrifice if we can help it."