Josh: before i end this lesson, let’s recap: if you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Josh: any questions?
Vik: what if it bites me and it dies?
Josh: that means you’re poisonous.
JJ: what if it bites itself and i die?
Josh: that’s voodoo.
Tobi: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Josh: that’s correlation, not causation.
Harry: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Ethan: that’s kinky.
The Sidemen:
Simon: *elbows Ethan in the stomach*