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I haven’t even watched this sober yet, but here’s me rambling for while about the one direction show last night in Orlando

butnotwithhaste-deactivated2016  asked:

o, p, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand z!

i just did o and z!

p. invent a random AU for any fandom

can i have a zayn/louis AU where zayn is a DJ at a gay bar and louis works at a PR company that does fashion shows and ends up hiring zayn for a show or maybe he goes to zayn’s club a lot? and they end up hooking up the first night they meet, but then there’s a bit of messiness because louis thinks zayn isn’t into it, but actually zayn IS and louis is sure zayn’s dating that harry twat, but they’re just roommates you know. and maybe liam and louis are best friends and liam is like, it’s a bit weird you spend all your time stalking zayn malik mate. and louis is like i absolutely do not stalk him. anyway, somewhere along the way they figure it out with blowjobs and booze and feelings, you know? 

butnotwithhaste-deactivated2016  asked:

talk to me about liam/harry please

liam/harry what a beautiful pairing. i really dig when they can't communicate properly, b/c i think liam and harry are really similar, but also have different ideas and personalities and ways of thinking of things? if that makes any sense at all.

i really want an AU where harry is a popstar and liam is his uni boyfriend because i think that dynamic would be really interesting. because clearly, liam is talented and harry’s lifestyle is something he’s always wanted for himself, but he’d never ask or let harry do anything to get him a record deal etc. 

or even the other way around, liam as a popstar and harry as his boyfriend would be really interesting. maybe harry would work at a bakery and go to uni and liam would be internationally famous. and liam would be really protective of harry, of the shit that gets said about him, and he’d always go to bat for harry, no matter what. 

alternatively, a tour hooking up AU would be lovely. where liam is kind of lonely and harry just really likes liam. liam is kind of clueless and thinks they’re just relieving some tension, but harry’s got it bad. 

i just have a lot of feelings ugh.

butnotwithhaste-deactivated2016  asked:

Mwah, Different, Psst

mwah - three people i’d like to kiss:

different - three member of the opposite sex i find attractive:

psst - three things that i’ve always wanted to tell you:

  1. i think we’d be great cuddle buddies
  2. when the time comes, i will physically fight you for caroline flack
  3. between your job, school, teaching and everything else in your life, you do so much, work so hard, and i can only aspire to be as driven as you are. you inspire me daily.

butnotwithhaste-deactivated2016  asked:

4, 7, 26, 49 =)

4: What do you most like about making out? Hmm I think just being that close to somebody, especially when it’s a leisurely sort of thing - just like slow kisses, little bit of teeth, hands on necks or faces, bodies pressing close together. And you know the whole mouths touching thing is nice too, especially when the other person has nice lips. :9

49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. Haha I think this meant that you had to make up a question for me? But okay here’s one for you: how was your last kiss and who was it with?

“So it’s not even 90 degrees yet. In July, the heat index will get up to around 110 some days,” she informed him. His head whipped over to look at her.

“What?!” he shouted, horrified. He sat up. “I thought that was just, you know, dramatic exaggeration. I thought temperatures like that were reserved for places like ovens…and hell.”

I’M SO SAD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LINE WHY DID I DO THIS

ash-a-lay replied to your post: Basically here’s the story of my joke of a day:

I CANNOT ACTUALLY HANDLE YOUR LIFE.

I CANT HANDLE IT EITHER. remember when mundane stuff happened to me?

ksewell replied to your post: Basically here’s the story of my joke of a day:

OH MY GOD. THIS IS JUST SO… AND YOU ARE JUST SO… AND YOUR LIFE…. IT IS JUST SO…. OH MY GOD. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. WHAT EVEN IS YOUR LIFE.

I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. I SMILE TO KEEP FROM CRYING.

mazjerk replied to your post: I just want to say that if I follow you, and we…

I can definitely relate to this, my dear. You guys keep me sane and laughing and your support means everything. I love you so, so much.

I love you so much too, love boodle! 

 slothsandsequins replied to your postI just want to say that if I follow you, and we…

awww i really do love you even if i give you a hard time and sassy gifs sometimes

awww i guess i love you too. ;] Just kidding. I love you a lot, Nicole.

 ksewell replied to your postI just want to say that if I follow you, and we…

Never change, honey boo boo child. Never change. except over to team loullyn.