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Krystal Surles breaking down while testifying against Tommy Lynn Sells

It was the 31st of December 1999, when serial killer Tommy Lynn Sells entered the trailer home of Terry Harris early in the morning. Terry himself wasn’t home, but his wife and four other children were. Sells was armed with a butcher knife and went into the room were 13-year old Kaylene (Katie) Harris and 11-year old Krystal Surles were sleeping in a bunk bed. Sells lay down next to Kaylene on the bottom bunk and began sexually assaulting her, that’s when she snapped awake and began yelling for help. Kaylene tried to get up but Sells stabbed her. He then turned the bedroom light on and stabbed her a total of 16 times while slitting her throat multiple times. She died almost instantly. Sells then remembered that Krystal was laying on the top bunk and quickly slashed her throat before leaving the trailer home. Krystal pretended to be dead, but got up after a while to look for help. She thought everyone in the trailer home was dead, so she walked to a neighbor’s house to ask for help. Krystal Surles survived the attack and identified Tommy Lynn Sells as the killer.

Tommy Lynn Sells was sentenced to death on the 8th of November 2000, and was executed by lethal injection on the 3rd of April 2014

Moonsun on their wedding day

Officiant: Solar you may say your vows first

Solar: *tears* Moonbyul-ah… you have taught me that love is-

Moonbyul: 4 walls :D

Solar: ……….. >:(

Wheein: *face palming*

Hwasa: *nudging wheein* get the camera ready 

The audience: *all looking at krystal*

Krystal: *sliding further down in her seat* why did they even invite me?!?

f(x) ask game !
  1. Redstal or Blondestal
  2. Queentoria or Vic umma
  3. Lunber or Kryber
  4. Pink tape or Red light
  5. Pants Amber or Shorts Amber
  6. Shake that brass or Free Somebody
  7. Long hair Victoria or Short Hair Victoria
  8. Hello f(x) or f(x) Koala
  9. Lunber’s Wave or Lunber’s Heartbeat
  10. Jack Jack or Tuna
  11. Wishlist or All mine
  12. Dark hair Luna or Light hair Luna 
  13. Mr Boogie or Sweet Witches
  14. Rapper Amber or Singer Amber
  15. Pinocchio or Hot Summer
  16. Girls can do anything or I don’t wanna love you
  17. Cool Krystal or Silly Soojung
  18. Bangs Krystal or Bangs Luna
  19. RPPP era Luna or Red light era Luna
  20. Arty or Bob Yi
  21. ‘Love exist with an absence of eternity’ or ‘Love is 4 walls’
  22. Electric Shock era Victoria or 4 walls era Victoria
  23. Borders or Need to feel needed
  24. Redber or Blondeber
  25. Dark concept f(x) or Light concept f(x) 
  26. Actress Krystal or Actress Victoria
  27. Ranting Monkey or Luna’s Alphabet
  28. Electric Shock outfits or Red Light outfits
  29. Jung Sisters or Liu Sisters or Park Sisters
  30. Sexy f(x) or Badass f(x)
  31. Lunber + Vic Dimension 4 dance intro or Luna’s Red Light rock solo
  32. Krystal’s crush Johnny Depp or Amber’s crush Orlando Bloom 
  33. Short red hair Sulli or Long dark hair Sulli
  34. Beautiful goodbye or Beautiful stranger
  35. Voguish 4walls or Belly Buttom NU ABO
  36. Airplane or Paper Heart
  37. Amazing f(x) or f(x)=1cm
  38. Krystal’s Because of me or Krystal’s All of a sudden
  39. Pinocchio first win or 4 walls first win
  40. Electric Shock era Sulli or Red Light era Sulli
  41. Luna & Zico’s It was love or Luna & Junhyung’s Tell me it’s okay
  42. ‘You’re embarrassing me !” or “Your dog speaks chinese ??!’
  43. Lunber’s kiss or Lunber’s wedding photoshoot
  44. Aesthetic 4 walls mv or Fierce Red Light mv
  45. Bangs Victoria or No bangs Victoria
  46. Social butterfly Amber or indoors lying down Krystal
  47. @vousmevoyez or @hermosavidaluna
  48. Krystal’s NU ABO ‘Unnie !’ or Krystal’s 4 walls ‘Love !’
  49. Diamond or All Night
  50. Dying for f(x) to comeback or living just to see f(x) comeback
With You, My Future

Idol: Krystal (f(x))

Prompt: Scenario // f(x)’s Krystal x Fem!Reader // Idol & Soulmate AU // Angst & Fluffy ending tho // Heterochromia - you have one eye of your soulmates eye colour and when you meet you get your own eye colour instead of having two different eye colours.

Writer: Admin Kiwi

A/N: This is LONG. I never expected it to get so long, I swear, but words kept on coming out. I just couldn’t think of a good title. I guess my creative skills end there. I hope this is what you wanted. I also hope that everyone enjoys!

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f(x)’s Red Light (as a movie) → A dystopian city once famed for its beauty is ravaged by the effects of a mysterious virus which has altered its serene landscape into a hostile wasteland. Four factions remain each led by their own formidable leader, each assuming the struggles of power and survival and each with their own greed to rule. They all wait for a single miracle; an exit from their brutal reality, somewhere the flood of despair stops. In this enigmatic jungle only the strongest conquer and the rest shall perish. This isn’t war but a ruthless game with no rules slowly becomes madness. The vivid red light flickers before them. 

dating Krystal from  f(x) would include...

Originally posted by kpopstyletoextreme

  • it’s definitely an intense relationship
  • it’s good because krystal can be super sweet and loving and can dote on you in ways that make your heart flutter and head spin
  • it’s bad because when you two argue, which happens, she’ll be stubborn and won’t forgive easily 
  • you have to make it up to her if you were wrong and that’s not easy
  • if she was wrong though she’d admit it after a few days when she cooled off and make it up to you 
  • if you still weren’t forgiving her she’d do her cutest aegyo until you caved…which you always did because she was too cute
  • you don’t get to see each other as often because she’s so busy with acting and modeling, etc
  • but then she asks you to move in with her, so she can see you more
  • you aren’t sure about it at first since you’d only been dating awhile but krystal was sure you two were ready
  • so you moved in with her
  • there were some growing pains but it was definitely the right move
  • you got to see each other more and even better krystal loved coming home to you after being away 
  • you always had a welcome home cupcake for her and she loved it
  • she loved waking up to you everyday and going to be next to you every night
  • krystal loved having you there on cold nights when you’d cuddle her and play with her hair until she fell asleep
  • krystal was a little shy about skin ship
  • she’d hold you hand but wouldn’t do much more
  • unless someone tried to flirt with you
  • then she’d make sure everyone in the room knew you were HERS
  • she loved to take pictures of you, especially when you were paying attention
  • krystal loved watching you work
  • “you furrow your brow when you get serious and it’s adorable”
  • she hated herself whenever she had to cancel a date with you because something came up at work
  • krystal made sure she made time for you because she loved you 
  • lots of chill dates, going to the park and reading poetry to each other, picnics, eating ice cream together, watching the clouds
  • lots of people called her an “ice princess” but that was only because they didn’t get to see the krystal jung you knew
  • you knew she was one of the warmest, kindest people ever but only for certain people
  • you like to embarras her in front of the group sometimes
  • you: “i love you soojung”
  • k: “mhm” 
  • she’d try to play it cool in front of her groupmates
  • you: “aren’t you going to say it back”
  • krystal shot you a glare while you heard victoria and luna giggling behind her
  • she’d sigh and say it back even though she knew she’d get teased by amber and luna later
  • krystal announced you two were together when she saw one of her labelmates flirting with you at convention and got jealous
  • she was asked if you two had a thing and she outright said it, not caring about any antis or what her label was going to say
  • krystal got lectured for not letting sm control the story but she didn’t care, she was tired of hiding your relationship anyways
  • when the haters sent you a lot of mean comments and it would get you down krystal would cuddle you and tell you how much she loved you and that all those people didn’t matter
  • what mattered was that now you two didn’t have to hide how you felt 
  • to show the antis she didn’t care what they thought she uploaded a picture of her kissing your cheek on Instagram and tagged it
  • #you know it’s the real kind of love when you can’t go a second without them

Originally posted by jinsbeautiful

Werewolf Halloween Special

Decided to post some old writes of a werewolf au for the holiday! Context: The ot3. Risk and Jet are werewolves. Krystal is Dealing With It™. I originally wrote this with a prompt in mind so that’s why it kind of just jumps right in with little setup. It was just fun practice! Also, I know the band mentioned right away is no longer together but I haven’t had the heart to change that scene around lol.

This will be posted in parts over the next few days. Enjoy!

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107. Krystal x Fem!Reader

Originally posted by tae-tae-taeyeon

Request: f(x)’s Krystal being jealous of how much time her gf is spending with Jessica, please? I’d appreciate it if you based it on this detail: the gf is an eldest child who is used to taking care of others and just loves having a big sister, so she doesn’t even realize that she’s neglecting Krystal.

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Can I Have This Dance?

Pairings: sana × reader

Genre: (extremely) fluffy

Words: 1,380

Summary: Sana has an obsession with high school musical songs, and the reader dances like she was born with two left feet.

Originally posted by suhoonn

A/N: credits to my friend @oh-the-payne for helping me a bit with this story


Prom. Besides graduation, it was probably the event that everybody looked forward to. Even the kids in middle school and elementary school can’t help but be curious about prom. But sadly, you were dreading it. You weren’t the greatest dancer in the world, to say the least. If it were up to you, you’d probably ditch the whole thing, but your long term girlfriend, Sana, insisted that the two of you had to go.

“Did somebody chop off both of your feet?”

You stop your movements and glare at your friend, “Thanks for the amazing advice.”

“No problem.” Krystal says with a shrug.

You sit down beside your friend, Krystal, “I don’t know what to do, you know I’m a terrible dancer, and prom is so soon. I don’t want to make Sana look like a fool.”

“You’re being ridiculous, we both know that Sana doesn’t need you for her to look like fool.”

You ignore her, “You know how to dance, don’t you? Why can’t you help me?”

Krystal shakes her head, “No. I tried teaching Jessica how to dance one time and it ended up being a disaster. You’re on your own.”

You groan, running a hand through your hair, “Should I just ask Sana?”

“I mean, why not? She’s your girlfriend. You shouldn’t be embarrassed to ask her to teach you how to dance.”

“It’s not that easy Krystal. You’ve seen me dance before, it’s not pretty. You’ve seen how determined she is to have the perfect prom. I don’t want to ruin it.” You say with a frown.

Krystal rolls her eyes and puts her phone down, sitting up to look at you. “Which is exactly why you should just ask her to teach you. You’ve been dating since freshman year. I’m sure that she’ll be happy to teach you, Y/N,” Krystal lays back down, grabbing her phone, “Now stop being a drama queen and call your girlfriend.”

You stare at her for a moment, before sighing and getting up to grab your phone.


“Sana, where the hell are we? When you told me that we were going to a special place, I wasn’t expecting you to show me where you’re going to dig up my dead body.”

Sana turns around to face you, “Relax. We’re going to the school’s greenhouse. They don’t really plant stuff here anymore though, but I’ve seen a few sophomores stop by here with gardening supplies.”

You stop in your tracks, “And how exactly did you find this place?”

Sana grins, “Let’s just say, I made a deal with an angel.”

“So, you talked to Jihyo?”

“Don’t ruin the mystery!” Sana says, swatting your arm lightly.

You laugh, and continue walking hand in hand with your girlfriend until you finally arrive at your destination.

“Wow.” The both of you stop right in front of the greenhouse, taking it in. It wasn’t very big, or even beautiful, but it was definitely pretty. Flowers and plants lined the shelves and floors of the greenhouse, along with a few chairs.

“I guess those sophomores have been spending a lot of time here. I wasn’t expecting it to be this decorated” Sana says, shock evident in her voice.

“Aren’t we like, breaking into their secret hideout then?” You ask.

“Probably, but we’re just here to get away from everything, and to teach you how to dance. It’s just for today.”

Sana walks further into the greenhouse, grabbing her phone from her jacket pocket, already trying to decide which song to play.

You sigh, walking into the greenhouse after Sana, “If we die, I’m blaming you.”

“Aha! This is the perfect song!” Sana says with a grin, dropping her phone onto the table as soon as the music starts to play, “Come here!”

You huff and step closer, getting ready to step into Sanas arms, until you actually start to pay attention to the song that Sana had put on.

“Sana, did you really put on a High School Musical Song?” You say with narrowed eyes.

Sana grins, “Shut up, I love this song, now take my hand,” Sana holds her hand out, which you take hold of reluctantly, “Pull me close.”

“Are you going to sing the lyrics to the song this whole time, and how will this help me learn how to da-”

“And take one step.” Sana says, taking a small step back.

“Oh my god, you really are going to sing the whole song aren’t you?”

“Keep your eyes locked on mine,” Sana says, tilting your chin up to stare into your eyes. Your half tempted to roll them, but you were secretly enjoying the moment way too much to ruin it any further, “and let the music be your guide.”

Sana places one of your hands on her waist, the other one hanging in the air along with hers. Sana continues to sing the song at the top of her lungs as she teaches you, making you want to kiss her but also wanting to lunge at her in annoyance. Eventually the both of you stop an hour later and begin to head home. Sana says it’s because you’ve learned enough, but part of you thinks it’s because her sore is throat from all of the singing.

“That was the stupidest, cheesiest thing that I’ve ever done in my entire life.” You confess, as you arrive at Sana’s door.

“Hey, you asked me to teach you. And I know you secretly had a lot of fun.”

“Maybe, but did you really have to replay the same song over and over again? And sing it every single time?” You ask.

“Yes, yes I did.” Sana says with a smile.

You roll your eyes, “Good night, Sana.”

“Good night!” Sana waves, and runs into her apartment.


“I can’t believe we’re here.” Sana says, a smile erupting onto her face.

It was finally prom night, just a week after your dance lessons with Sana. Surprisingly, you had been looking forward to go to the prom after dancing with your girlfriend, and now that you were here, it seemed like you weren’t going to be disappointed.

You looked towards the center of gymnasium, where the students were dancing to the beat of the music and talking loudly over the music. After that, you look to your right to see teachers watching the students, not caring much about some of the risqué dancing that was going on around the gym. You looked to your left to see tables of food lining up against the walls, and a few other students talking near the tables of food.

“Don’t get me wrong, dancing looks fun and all, but can we go to the food first,” You say, pointing towards the tables of food.

Sana shook her head, “Dancing first, food second. I didn’t train you just to see you waste all of the hard work we did, we’re going to that dance floor. Now.”

Sana grabs your hand, dragging you into the crowd of teenagers. It’s a bit of a mess, and you bump and shove into a few people, but you eventually find the perfect spot for the two of you.

Sana stops and wraps her arms around your neck, pulling you close to her as you placed your hands on her waist.

“Isn’t this perfect?” Sana sighs, and places her head in the crook of your neck.

You smile, “Yeah, it kind of is.”

Sana moves to look at you in the eye, “Kind of? Why kind of?” Sana says with a frown.

“It’d be much better if that High School Musical Song started playing.” You joke, and Sana laughs.

“I’ve already got that covered,” Sana smirks, and you look at her in confusion.

Suddenly, you hear the familiar melody of the song that you were just dancing to only a week ago with your girlfriend.

“Oh my God Sana, you really are taking advantage of Jihyo being in student council, aren’t you?”

Sana giggles, and moves out of your embrace with a fake frown, “Stop ruining the mystery, Y/N,” Sana smiles again, and  holds out a hand, “Y/N, can I have this dance?”

You bite your lip, trying to hide the growing smile on your face, “Yes, yes you can.”

Someone Breaks Up With Jessica
  • *voice mail*
  • Krystal: Hey it's Krystal. I just wanted to describe what a huge mistake you would be making if you broke up with Jessica. The Jung's are seriously hot people. Some say that the Kim's used to be hot but think about it- there is only one Kim Taeyeon and two of us. Obviously we won the victory
  • Krystal: I have looked back on portraits of our ancestors. Our grandfather was notably smoking. It was rumored the the Hwarang agreed to everything my ancestor said because whenever she spoke all the heard was "foxy foxy foxy." If you break up with Jessica you will not just be losing one stone cold fox, but a family of foxes.
  • Krystal: I will pass down the word to my children's children. No Jung is ever going to do so much as wink you or your relative in a bar. Think about that. Think about your descendants being Jungless and lonely five hundred years from now, in some sad and chilly nightclub on the moon.
f(x) reaction to the media finding out about your relationship

ADMIN IS BACK! This was written on the plane, as notes, and now finished at home! I will get a few things out this weekend, but this one is enough for today, since I am heading out to my fathers empty house to spend the night with my sister & have some quality time, already missed her!


Victoria: “This might be problematic, but we’ll solve it, as we always do with problems.” Vic would joke around a bit too afterwards; “Hey, y/n, I know I’m not allowed to date, but they can’t kick me out either, i’m the mom.”

Originally posted by kpopolypse


Amber: “You really just said that?” you’d call her after you heard her say the words ‘my girlfriend and I usually…” on live radio. “Well it just came naturally!” She’d dig out the positive in the situation. “Now we can do whatever we want whenever and wherever!” she’d say laughing. 

Originally posted by 4smols

Luna: “Omo omo omo, it happened, oh god.” Luna would stress like a fool (or a lunatic okay bye) for some time with her little head busily thinking of ‘solutions’ or something else that had no more power over the thing. “But thank god we looked cute in those paparazzi pictures jagi!” she’d later giggle after calming down.”

Originally posted by kittenluna

Krystal: “Well…” she’d mumble while reading the article that came out. “They would’ve found out sooner or later anyway, cause my love for you is unconditional” she’d say while smiling annoyingly cutely. Krystal would be chill about it, not taking any stress before something bad actually happened from the news.

Originally posted by sxjung


Regarding the gay rumor (‘-’ )

Okay,  I’ve been talking to a friend and like me, she’s also, you know… delulu.  

The saying about ‘birds of a feather flock together’ is true. 

We talked about things and in the end we decided to post her analysis. Tbh I was actually quite reluctant about posting some parts of this bc I feel this thing is gonna make us sound even… crazier, but she said “so what? people already think we are crazy anyway”.

I warn you guys this girl is highly unfiltered so some of her words probably offending and rude, they are actually (and hella funny imo but that’s just personal taste of humour), therefore I want to apologize first on the behalf of this post (nah not really). 

Again I remind you this is just a BULLSHIT DELULU THEORY, in a politer word, an opinion, so ofc it would sound very biased, please don’t take it to the heart. Believe what you want to believe.

Let’s begin.

“I said Kaistal is rushed is because of the timing [a Pann post did say that this pairing was supposed to be outed during June – July]. So by now you already know how SM has all these dating stun bullshit, right? And how they control every fucking thing. 

Okay, so kai is actually paired with two ppl originally, krystal and yoona (back in 2012), but when RV debuted, they decided to add seulgi to the list too. Kai’s pairing is actually decided to be much much much later, who the fuck knows when, all I know is it’s not supposed to be now.

Back to the plot. So if you observe every fucking thing like I am, you would notice that SM was still experimenting with Kai’s pairing, in short they didn’t fucking know who the fuck was his final pairing yet so they were still baiting the public with each to see which get more response.

If you remember that chinese translation post, it says that kai is the kind that don’t like doing all this pairing bullshit, right? 

So that’s why even though kaistal is planned since forever [in 2012 – like that insider 2012 post has stated], their moment back in 2012-2014 are all brief and it’s not even actually a moment, just a moment of delulu ahaks.. ha.

Anyway, SM has told Kai that he will be paired with yoona or krystal since 2012, but since kai is such a freaking rebel, he don’t obey it, or at least not 100%, that’s why all those kaistal or seulkai moment are all half assed and not even deserving to call a moment lol, but whatever, i’m not here to bullshit on ppl’s ship (i am). SO to rank the kai’s ship that SM plan, 1- kaistal 2- yoonaxkai 3- seulkai (priorities here).

Let’s start with Yoonaxkai pairing shall we? 

So they start from that W live magazine photoshoot with seohyun back in 2012, where kai brought his puppy, i’m sure you guys know what i’m talking about. and you guys know how he was like, “ohh noona so pretty my dog is shy”. BUT it stopped there, why?

Because yoona dated seunggi that’s why. so the ship was discontinued

but oh?

Suddenly in Jan 2015 they decided that hey, maybe we can bring back the yoona x kai pairing, because why? Cause we’re SM and we don’t know his fucking final pairing, so there came the random ass Elle photoshoot where he was asked about the bulshit Q like what do you think of yoona and we saw you greet her and all that shit. 

Obviously if you little cute mind ppl don’t catch on, SM did this Elle photoshoot because they wanted to test the public reaction to the ship, like I said, they were still EXPERIMENTING. But oh no, the public only considered the pairing as brother sister, so the ship sink like Titanic *sobs*

Moving on to seulkai pairing, if you guys are curious little shit like me, you would be aware of this ship going around for a while now. 

WHY? because they happen to be friend when they are trainee, and yes there is actually a pic that they took together back then (with a group of ppl), unlike kaistal that is said to be friends since trainee days by DP but even sasaengs never heard of it (oh the horror) and also because bored ppl like shipping ppl with exo or more specifically kai.

So basically this seulkai ship is based on them being friends since trainee days, which tbh, how the fuck do you guys knows they are that close of a friend? huh? okay, whatever.

Back to the point. This pairing started when ppl saw Kai whisper to seulgi cute little ear at Gayo Daejun back in 2014, and that apparently blares the fucking fire in hormonal teenagers’ heart, so the boat sail. 

And then the press conference shit happens where seulgi, wendy and kai is the representative and some ppl were like, “Aww look at kai being shy with seulgi and him looking down” and also the one from SBS GAYO DAEJUN 2015 where he allegedly acted shy because seulgi was 5 m away from him even though if ppl weren’t so delulu they would know that kai was entertained by his fellow sunbae Shinee.

Anyway, this ship sail, still sailing eldorado. Ugh I like this song too much. So basically all these moments are planned by SM even though kaistal is still the main ship, they are still experimenting to see which got more response, which the ship does get a lot of response too, but not as much as kaistal unfortunately for those hormonal teenagers and some ahjummas. Please don’t be so naive to believe it’s not SM doing or I’m going to deck ur face.

And finally to the glorious ship of our focus, kaistal. 

so this ship started when ppl see kai rubbing his water bottle down krystal fragile arm because he was too busy staring at smth else that I don’t care about, so ppl was like, “look as how horny kai is that he even approach girls with a water fucking bottle”, so the ship started and it has been sailing steadily for 3 years, but then suddenly on July 2015 came the long awaited photoshoot of kaistal+taemin the so called ‘third wheeler’ [W magazine].

So if you guys are still turtles, this photoshoot came cause SM want to test the response, and they decided to add taemin because they think it’s subtle which is bullshit for a veteran company, but in the end taemin as the buffer works and ppl believes it (people *sigh*).

When this photoshoot came out ppl went wild and even burn a fucking car, because it was riot and all that shit. So it’s safe to say the response was flaming hot and SM was happy with the result, and they decided to go with kaistal as the final ship (with seulkai as the side dish and maybe a sprinkle of yoonaxkai). p/s: no one burn a fucking car… it was millions of it (i know my joke aren’t funny, stop wincing at it).

So now you get the histories of all these ships right? So move on to the theory or maybe it’s the truth and i’m just a very good watson or sherlock, whatever.

If you guys are a very practical observer like me, you would notice that kai airport fashion style has changed to fancy when Sep hit the 2015 calendar (Just 2 months after that W photoshoot).

And by then I already find that it’s suspicious cause we all know that the guy can’t even wear socks to save his own fucking life and suddenly he be wearing all these fancy ass shits? Nu-uh, something is going on here.

So you know the stages to know if idol is dating (if they have vehicles, change of styles, specific ideal type etc.. all that crap). Kai obviously tick most of the requirement of this list, so around that time people would be suspecting him being dating which he is indeed 'dating’ and then bam! DP said it’s kaistal.

At this time period (Sept 2015) SM already started what I call “Kaistal project”, it’s a lame ass name, i know. Need to remind you guys, SM was STILL EXPERIMENTING at this time, meaning they are still lax about releasing that they are 'dating’.

So when MAMA 2015 came is when shit got real, i’m too lazy to explain but there’s this gif of all of the member looking at kai when krystal is giving her speech and him singin krystal part in 4 walls and you know how that went and the response, like I said, SM was still half experimenting half confirming their final ship, that’s why you guys see side dishes of seulkai sometimes.

 And then GDA happened and people saw that kai pushed sehun aside to stand besides his beloved pseudo gf. Y’all know how it all went.

I’m just going to jump into random topic cause my thoughts is a mess.

Dispatch already made an agreement with SM that SM will give them some spicy couple every few years, or i think it’s just some spicy burritos. 

Anyways, they had this agreement, so that DP pictures you see of kaistal restaurant, with them not wearing any disguise or mask even though it’s a public restaurant and there’s many cars so many people, that shit is fake af, im sure you know it.

Those pics, they are shoot around Feb-March, meaning that dispatch and SM already shot that picts when the the two group ain’t busy, it’s just a theory, who told you to read this, feed your own curiosity.

[This is gonna sound very delulu – tbh even for me lol]

The imagination story goes that SM was relaxing in their office drinking Starbucks coffee in the middle of March (or perhaps around September bc that’s when the gay rumour started in Korean sites) when someone barged in while holding kaisoo kissin pics and the horror ensued

OMG why the fuck is there suddenly kaisoo picts? 

remember that rumour around the end of 2014 that some Chinese fans claimed that they have pictures of kaisoo kissing at backstage after Japan concert? And they said they were reluctant to release it, asking ppl ‘should we post it?’ and some ppl were like ‘NO YOU’LL RUIN THEIR LIFE’ and some were like ‘these two bitches are lying’

So the thing is that Dispatch (or probably other media outlets – DP isn’t the only one who loves juicy gossips) already collecting proves of kaisoo being real and undeniable proof at that, since forever, since kaisoo is speculate to be real af, please go read that article about a news outlet wanting to release a gay idol couple and they are preparing for the oncoming lawsuit from the respective company (means the company is BIG) and blah blah blah.

If it was DP who barged in, the scenario would prob be like “muahaha i have a new thing to come up with that can give me serious cash flow” and SM panicking and be like, “how could u do this, we had an agreement, we agreed on me giving kaistal or whoever kai pairing i will give since i’m so fucking indecisive after giving y’all baekyeon”, DP : “well i have better things to come out with and this is what i will come up with *kaisoo pics make its appearance*” and they be spitting shit to each other and then they made an agreement that DP will release kaistal pic in April as April Fools (its a joke) to cover that kaisoo [or perhaps to make public believe ‘bish they aint gay’ so the gay rumour that is being alleged on him would be nullified]. 

That’s why I said that kaistal dating news are rushed, they were supposed to be much much later, but because DP got their hand on kaisoo pic FINALLY after years of collecting JUSTIFYING proofs, they had to release it in April.

So the summary of this theory is that;

kaistal plan already started in september 2015, airport fashion changed, kaistal rumor circulate on Pann, MAMA shit happens, GDA shits happens, and then SM got a ‘surprise motherfucker’ visit from kaisoo proof, then SM rearranged the agreement making kaistal to be released in April (Fool) instead of June – July (like that Pann post has said)”

This is just a made up story/theory, mkay? We don’t know for sure if SM does this to cover the gay – although it’s obvious (at least for me) that they do this to boost their newest group and covering krishan issue. And it’s obvious (again, at least for me) that the scandal has been arranged before by SM and DP.  

Tbh I think I’m gonna get hates or mocks on bc of this… but oh well, it’s not my first time anyway. Go make fun of my delulunessss lol