I have been waiting for a vampire biblical epic for so long. I go to church, I watch vampire movies, and I’ve been waiting (and petitioning my pastor (and Lestat)) to bridge the gap. Looks like my prayers and entreaties have been answered.
Don’t you know that photoshopping something makes it real? Once something is shopped a real version of that item drops from the sky into Sinbad’s backyard. You should see how many White House situation rooms that guy has.