kronk and kuzco

Each house as: Emperor's New Groove quotes
  • Gryffindor: "Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel."
  • Hufflepuff: "Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day."
  • Ravenclaw: "Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction."
  • Slytherin: "I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you."
Emperor's New College

English Majors:

Architecture Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

Mathematics Majors:

Theater Majors:

Latin American Studies Majors:

Linguistics Majors:

History Majors:

Religious Studies Majors:

Law Students:

Chemistry Majors:

Women & Gender Studies Majors:

Anthropology Majors:

Sociology Majors:

Philosophy Majors:

Geology Majors:

Economics Majors:

Classics Majors:

Government Majors:

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether your family has…what was it again? 

Peasant: Umm… food?

Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants! 

-”The Emperor’s New Groove”

  • The Plot: So, is everything ready for tonight?
  • Lemony Snicket: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
  • The Plot: Not the dinner. You know...
  • Lemony Snicket: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Monty, the poison chosen especially to kill Monty, Monty's poison. That poison?
  • The Plot: Yes! That poison.
  • Lemony Snicket: Got you covered.