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I said I wouldn’t make WBB fanchildren because I didn’t know about the ships but now I got educated about the ships so here’s trashy fanchildren.

From left to right: 

Panlie kid, he’s a Nandi bear who disguises himself as a Panda and does a terrible job at it. A bit of a jokester.

Grizznom kid (and my personal favorite), she’s a wombat and a spoiled threatre kid. She’s voiced by Kristen Schaal.

A harp seal Ice Bear took in just because. They know how to play the harp just for the pun.

All of them are adopted.

Do you know what I want?

I WANT THE STRANGE MAGIC BLOOPER REEL!!!

I WANT TO HEAR THE VOICE ACTORS JUST HAVING A BALL TRYING TO RECORD THEIR LINES IN THE STUDIO AND FAILING SO HARD!  XD

WHERE IS THE BLOOPER REEL?!?!?!  WE NEED IT!!!

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Oh, I made a Dipper one, I have to make the others!

The voice acting in Gravity Falls is consistently great, but everyone nailed it in Not What He Seems, especially near the ending!

Kristen Schaal is an amazing comedic actress, but I do love when she gets emotional. Especially because she pulls it off while still keeping it a little silly and, well just Mabel.

Here a few of my favorite lines from her in this episode!

Negan Smut Week Submission / 100 Follower Celebration: Overtime

Hey guys! I finally hit 100 followers *and* it’s Negan Smut Week! You know what that means…Have some smut!

Summary: A pre-apocalypse Negan story set in his former life as a middle school gym teacher / coach. Negan asks Kristen, one of the school’s admins, to stay late with him and catch up on some work. Sexy office sex happens!

Warnings: Negan, language, smut, fucking, finger fucking.

Word Count: 3298

Tags: @unicorn-blood-splatter, @negans-network, @lucifers-trash-stash, @thedeadwalks, @strangersangel9, @negansmutweek, @opheliadawnwalker3

Overtime

The acrid smell of burnt coffee mingled with hand sanitizer wafted through the air toward Kristen’s desk as she sat slumped over her keyboard, watching the minutes tick away, waiting for her work day to be finished. It was 3:22pm on a Friday and she had just over an hour left until she could bolt for the door of the middle school in which she worked as an administrative assistant.

Her day had been tediously dull. This combined with the fact that she had arranged a date tonight with a guy she had lusted over for months, caused time to crawl. Her stomach flip-flopped as she thought again about her plans for the evening. It had been a long time since she’d been on a date, and she wanted to make a good impression on the man without coming across as desperate.

Reaching into her bottom desk drawer, Kristen removed a small hand mirror from her purse to scrutinize her reflection, her eyes narrowing as she inspected herself. Her skin was blissfully clear today, the dark circles under her eyes were cleverly concealed by makeup, and her cheeks carried just a hint of a blush. Her hair was curly and unruly as always, but she had managed to sculpt the piles of texture into something resembling an intentional hairstyle. Overall, not too bad, she thought.

She popped the mirror back into her purse just as the phone sitting to her right began to ring. Judging by the phone number that appeared on the display, she could tell straight away that the caller was a staff member. Taking a deep breath, she said a quick prayer that the call wouldn’t be about anything too serious. Who calls with an urgent request in the last hour of the day on a Friday anyway, she thought to herself.

Picking up the receiver, Kristen launched into her usual spiel, giving the name of her department and asking how she could assist the caller. Her heart fell as soon as the person on the other end uttered the first syllable of their response. Kristen knew the voice immediately and she knew that it meant that she was in for a terrible end of her work week.

“Hey! Uh, I hate to fucking do this to you, but I have a little problem…” came the voice through the receiver.

Negan. He was the school’s primary gym teacher and coach, and a perpetual pain in the ass to all of the admins in the building because of his procrastination and vulgar sense of humour. Kristen paused for a moment to gather her thoughts before responding; she wanted to keep her tone as even and professional as possible so as not to provoke any of his disgusting antics.

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