kristen x jennifer

Responses for College Students to Remember When You Go Home for Thanksgiving

“You need a haircut.”

“Are you seeing anyone?”

“How’s the situation with your roommate?”

“You’ve gained weight.”

“You kids don’t know how good you have it these days.”

“How’d you get here?”

“You should do the dishes after dinner because you haven’t been doing them since you left for college.”


“Are you in a relationship?”

“How do you like your classes?”

“I can’t believe you’re sticking with your major.”

“I can’t believe you haven’t dropped out yet.”

“Why’d you drop out of school?”


“What are you going to do now that you’ve dropped out of school?”

“I know someone who I think would be perfect for you.”

“Have you had any new college experiences yet?”

“I need a babysitter this weekend.”

“You should’ve dressed nicer.”

(Or a suit.)

“Why aren’t you doing more sports?”


“Why are you doing so many sports?”

“Do you have a bea?”

“Do you want the last piece of pie or can I have it?”

“I checked some things on your computer…”

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

“Are you seeing anyone?”

“Are you ready for the trip back?”

“How’s your dating life?”

“What are you thankful for this year?”



“That was a very nice prayer, dear.”

Happy Thanksgiving-Eve Everyone