krispybacon

How I Feel About My OTP.

Fellow Exotic: I don’t ship Krisbaek.

Me: Um, yes you do. Everyone does.

Fellow Exotic: I don’t. I ship Baekyeol and Krisyeol and Taoris and Baektao though.

Me: I’m sorry but we can’t be friends anymore.

Fellow Exotic: Why not?

Me: BECAUSE FUCKING KRISBAEK IS THE EPITOME OF A PERFECT ROMANCE. WHY YOU NO UNDERSTAND?? THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER SO YOU SHUT YOUR HOLE RIGHT NOW AND GO DROWN BECAUSE CANADIAN BACON FOR LIFE BITCHES.

Fellow Exotic: …

Me: Um, I mean. It’s okay.

Fellow Exotic: … okay…

Me: … soooo… Whose your bias?

(I won’t go beyond this point because violent stuffz might happenz.)