kris is judging me

Things that I’m thankful for

May 21 Edition

  • Cza
  • Big ass nutella given by one of my officemates
  • Managed to get up and go to church
  • Opened my laptop in hopes of getting some things done
  • My mom
  • Combos!!! JUSQ kung alam nyo lang ang sarap nya
  • Mark, kahit na busy sya huhu
  • Being able to let things out and just babbling my way around my issues. SARAP SA FEELINGS BESHIES
  • Kris Aquino vlogs. JUDGE ME GO AHEAD pero nakakatawa talaga sya mga mumsh
Exo Reactions To Giving Their Kids “The Talk”

omg, love this. Hope you like it xo


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Baekhyun: *keeps making obscene hand gestures & laughing at himself* 

Chanyeol: *hides* “I can’t do it! I can’t take away their innocence!”

Chen: “Sometimes mommy likes to-” 

You: Jongdae! WHAT THE FUCK?”

Chen: “What?! You said tell them everything…”

D.O.: “Why can’t you do it?!”

You: “Because. I gave birth to them.”

D.O.: “But I helped make them…”

Kai: *starts laughing every time he says even a single word*

Kris: *suddenly has work to do*

Lay: *prepared a special dance for the occasion*

Luhan: “You should see your faces!”

Sehun: “Listen up, you little shits. I’m going to tell you all about how I so masterfully created you.”

Suho: “I still have no idea how any of this works.”

Tao: “So, now I’m going to have Kris help me demonstrate what you do if you like other men.”

You: “Tao… we have all girls.”

Tao: “They should still know how it works.”

Xiumin: “Watch my hip movements carefully, okay? That’s a very important part.” 


If you have a request for a reaction, feel free to let me know. xo

anonymous asked:

how exo members will react if they see their sister with any guy

Suho:

Chanyeol: ” ohhh? What do we have here?”

Sehun: ” ugh, why is she with him”

Tao: “but who will i go shopping with”

Chen: Judging

Kris:

Xiumin:

Kai: Does not approve.

Luhan:

Lay:

Baekhyun:”Excuse me?”

D.O: “when did this happen?”

Exo reaction when their gf is mad at them and starts cursing at them in another language

Sehun: I don’t understand  a damn thing from what you are saying so I don’t feel offended.

Kai:*tries to ignore you*

Tao: I know that you are cursing me now so you can just kiss my ass.

Kyungsoo: Even tho you are speaking in another language I know you are cursing at me.

Chanyeol:*has no idea what is happening* Do you have any idea what she’s mubbling there?

Suho: I think she’s invoking satan…...

Chen: Really mature Y/N! what can I say, cursing me in another language,really mature of you.

Baekhyun:*starts to mock you* bla bla bla bla

Lay: *questioning his whole life*Maybe I shoudl have accept her brother offer to teach me some cursing words…

Suho:I quess you’re not saying nice thigs about me judging by your tone

Kris:*lost benben* I love you too baobei.

Luhan: What in the name of baozi is that mumble jumble?

Xiumin:

anonymous asked:

Exo reaction when they can hear two of the members moaning out of the same room

Bruh… this can either be hella dirty or just hilarious… we’ll see what happens..

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Xiumin: “Alright let’s catch these bishes in action? The time has come for their exposé. Which OTP will be discovered tonight?”

Luhan: “Bruh, what are y’all doing in there?”

“…oh….this? or nah?”

Kris: “…what is wrong with you people… And then you guys judge me for having Ace as my son…”

Suho: “MAMA SUHO SEES ALL! You better not killing someone or fucking behind that door! D.O… Baek better still be alive…”

Lay: “….I’m not hearing things am I? I’m not crazy right? Is it the after effect of my cold medicine? …Guys… why am I seeing dancing unicorns??”

Baekhyun: *thinks of what could possibly be going in said room* “YAH! YAH! ANDWAE!”

Chen: “Haha they watching porn or what? Bruh…wait.. they ain’t fucking are they?”

Chanyeol: “You naughty, naughty children. Guess you ain’t getting Chanyeolie’s chocolate cake tonight.”

D.O: ‘Yah! Baeksoo y'all fucking or what?…WAIT KYUNGSOO, YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO KILL BAEK ARE YOU? PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN! STOP!” “Oh, can you guys chill? Baek isn’t dead…yet…”

Tao (ft. Xiumin): “Bruh… dafuq they doing? Are they watching porn? Fucking? What is wrong with our group…”

Kai: “Yeah… it happens all the time. Kyungsoo’s probably killing Baek with a lamp.”

Sehun: “They yehetting~”

- Admin KP (Hopefully this wasn’t too bad and that I didn’t offend anyone? Anyways, hoped you liked it!)