kris is feeling it

EXO most to least likely to have experience with girls/dates/etc

This is all my opinion, Beshy helped me too :) @chantenyongs I have my reasons to believe this, might be completely wrong tho. 


Lay: Most of the people think he’s very innocent and such and maybe maybe he is but I do think he’s the one with the most experience. How he treats girls and even boys, how moves, everything he does… He knows how to interact with people and you only do that so easily thanks to experience.

Kris:I feel he had one or two girlfriends when he lived in Canada. Maybe he’s not the “playboy” type but doesn’t mean he hasn’t experienced some things. I think that even one relationship is enough to teach him so much because of how dedicate he is. 

Tao: Rumor said he dated eight girls at once before debuting. I don’t know if that’s true (I don’t think so) but rumors always have some sort of true. Maybe he had a few girlfriends, maybe he lived a little more before dedicating his life to his career. 

Chen: he had a girlfriend before and he’s seriously a gentleman. Also when you see him in person you can’t help to notice that he has that spark… he’s a flirt… he’s a god I swear. He knows how to win your heart and probably how to be a perfect boyfriend. 

Kai: He’s a flirt too and cutie pie and seriously, seeing him is like the best thing that could happen to you, and he knows it. I think that more than being the kind of “flirting and making out boy” he’s more into the “I’m going to win your heart step by step”. Might prove he is a good boy and innocent but also shows you it’s not his first rodeo. 

Xiumin: he’s the oldest yet I don’t think he had much time to worry about it. Maybe he had a few crushes or one or two girlfriends and yes he is the sweetest boy in the whole world but he is very dedicated to his career and also very concerned about his self-being. I think that his only obstacle is that he doesn’t think he deserves the world, if not he would be at the top of this list. 

Luhan: leaving his weird songs and his solo life as an artist I think he is actually very shy around people. There are many rumors about him dating or even having a baby but I don’t think that’s how Lu really is. Kinda think it’s hard for him to find the right one, but when he does he gives his all. 

Baekhyun: baek has had some girls, some experience maybe but I also think he’s a little bit immature in the subject. Probably has some experience yes, but nothing too serious. He’s a flirt and also has a lot of energy so I think not anyone could keep up his step and that makes it hard for him to find someone. 

Suho: he’s the one with more years of training and he’s so dedicated to exo that I think he definitely has no time. Maybe he experience something before he broke up wit his girl because he was getting into this media) but that’s it. Not too much, something innocent. 

Chanyeol: him and sehun have the reputation of being playboys yet I really doubt that. Chan was so nervous in his movie where he had to kiss a girl… he barely kissed her tbh. He had a gf before yet when a girl talks to him he forgets he’s the sexiest man alive. Probably he lived some stuff with his ex but up to this day maybe he hasn’t done much with girls. 

Sehun: he’s a baby, a very handsome one but a baby. He lives his teen years in training and exo so probably he had no time to date. Maybe he does now but I doubt it. At least not too much. Not the way people make it seem. Not a playboy at all. He’s a ball of fur

Kyungsoo: Do’s damaged :(. He had a girlfriend in high school and apparently hurt him too much that now relationships are the last thing on his list. Baby is too precious and respectful and I think he’s the kind of boy that only has a few girls before finding the right one. Also being hurt influenced him in putting his career first. He has said it, he’s not ready to have a relationship yet. He wants to live first.
Ara❤️

EXO as people in a group chat.
  • Xiumin: Leaves everyone on read.
  • Luhan: Sends pictures of his cat.
  • Kris: Asks for fashion advice. Doesn't take it.
  • Suho: Sends EVERY lame joke he finds. No one is amused. Only reason he's still in the group is because he's group admin.
  • Lay: Never online. Always confused what the conversation is about.
  • Baekhyun: Recounts every stupid thing he's done. Ever.
  • Chen: Speaks entirely in memes. CAP LOCKS.
  • Chanyeol: Too many emojis.
  • D.O: Kind of just stalks the conversation. Only comes out from hiding when someone points out he's just reading.
  • Tao: Comes online occasionally to talk shit about someone.
  • Kai: Always complaining that he's hungry.
  • Sehun: Sends pictures of his dog.

Judging by the tray on the coffee table in Dumoulin’s vid from twitter, I’d say the super bowl party was for sure at Sid’s house!

Idk who else would have an 87 tray.

Daley was in both the video and Tanger’s photo. So they were both taken at the same place.

She has rebuilt herself so many times that sometimes she doesn’t know who she is anymore (who she is with them, when she leaves them for so long, but they come back changed and she is still the same).

All the same she gains, she loses, she gains again (not enough, this time the chalice is only half full, waiting for the sweetness of wine to bless it) until she has to leave, has to go somewhere new. And there she finds the sea, so different than the continent she’s traversed, the cadence of the waves like a prayer she was seeking to speak.

Ships wreck as they are wont to do, and she finds ways to slip past the timbers and struggle to the surface with gasping breaths. It’s only when she understands that she is not alone that she continues on.

Her life is lived in half fragments, unfinished sentences and prayers dying on her lips because she never knows what to ask for; there are too many forces, too many gods at the ready. No longer is the voice of her goddess the only one whispering fate.

At the top of the world she sees it all spread out for her: the cities of their conquests, the mountains of foes they left to rot, the glittering rivers of gold and gems. She sees the ethereal wings in her peripherals, feels the warm sunlight seeping into her bones, and perhaps now she has been built into something more, something stronger. Now when the tides turn and they are battered, she will show that she’s learned.

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“No, no, they can’t taste that bad!” “I’m not sure candy is supposed to taste like steel.”

“…Even though all this time has passed, it still tastes like steel, Kris.”

kris’s confect

Monster!EXO Reaction to: Liking You But You’re Scared of Them

Xiumin: Smirks. Despite his age, other monsters would always call him cute and adorable. Except those that knew him, of course. Looks could be deceiving. And it seemed that you were good at reading people.

“I won’t lie to you, I can be scary, when I want to be. But you’re the one person I would never hurt, so you don’t need to be afraid.”

Originally posted by xiaonancii96

Luhan: Keeps his distance while trying to court you. He’ll send you parcels and watch through the window as you open them. He hopes that by staying away and showing kindness, your fear of him will lessen and you might return his feelings.

Originally posted by angel-in-slow-motion

Kris: “You’re right. I am scary. But you don’t have to be afraid.” Won’t hide what he is but promises he would never use his supernatural power against you. “I like you so I would never hurt you. There’s no need to be scared.”

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Suho: Had always wanted to be feared, but by other monsters, not by you. He was too kind to be considered intimidating so this was the first time someone had looked at him with fearful eyes. He’s not sure what to do, wanting to pull you close and cuddle away your fear. But he knows that it was best to stay away, since you were scared.

He takes a step back. “I … I’ll never hurt you. If you would get to know me better, I’ll prove that to you. Can I take you out? Just one date, please?”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Lay: Feels smug. He’s always been told that he looks cute, contrary to the Monster that he truly is. So having you be afraid of him is actually flattering.

“Don’t be scared! I’m scary but I want to protect, not hurt, you. So stop shaking and follow me. We’re going on a date to that restaurant you like.”

Originally posted by lawlliets

Baekhyun: “Idiot … How am I scary, I’m as cute as can be?” Will do aegyo and act cute, cuddling up to you, in hopes of changing your mind.

Originally posted by katherine8595

Chen: Stares you down. He’d always considered himself charming and bright, not the type of guy that should be feared. However, he understands and will leave you alone, if that’s what you want.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Chanyeol: He’s speechless. He can’t believe that anyone would find him frightening. But it’s to be expected, he supposes. “Can you give me a chance to prove you wrong? I’m not a bad guy, I promise.”

Originally posted by lullabyun

D.O: Awkwardly tries to change your mind. He’ll follow you, keeping his distance as he knows you’re afraid but near enough that you know he’s there. He does romantic gestures like leaving flowers on your doorstep or bringing you noodle soup when you’re sick. These gestures show his kind heart and make you doubt your fear of him.

“Kyungsoo, I think that … that I might like you too.”

Originally posted by smileysoo

Tao: Uses you fear of him to force you into going on a date. During this date, he will show his affection towards you and convince you that he’s really not that bad. “Ah, I’m sorry for scaring you into this date. But I only did it so that you would give me a chance …”

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

Kai: Starts laughing. “You think I’m scary? In that case, you should meet my friend, Kyungsoo!” Has been told before that his looks can be intimidating but he disagrees. He’s never found himself to be scary or intimidating. And he will go out of his way to prove this to you too.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Sehun: “Humans … You’re all the same.” Had only ever liked one other non-Monster before who also turned him down. With you also being scared of him, he uses annoyance to cover his hurt. “You’re all so frightened and fragile … Pathetic.”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind