#NOTMYPRESIDENT - an 8tracks playlist by whimsicalMedley

To the millions of women, people of color, LGBTQ+, disabled, and terrified. If we are set back, he will have to drag us, kicking and screaming. He will try to erase us, but we will thrive. We will not break, or bow. We will not surrender. We will not go down without a goddamn fight.

Listen to it here


1. Now - Paramore
2. Uprising - Muse
3. Beggars - Krewella
4. Ready Aim Fire - Imagine Dragons
5. Wretches And Kings - Linkin Park
6. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
7. Revolution - Diplo ft. Imanos, Faustix, & Kai
8. This Is War - Thirty Seconds To Mars
9. Battle Cry - Imagine Dragons
10. Handlebars - Flobots
11. American Oxygen - Rihanna
12. Wisdom, Justice, And Love - Linkin Park
13. Rise - Skillet

The EDM DJs as US Presidents

Zedd: bans the use of the word “lit”, literally takes care of every major problem in the country, and makes the national dish bacon, and deports Trump

Porter: only allows anime to be made instead of regular cartoons, convinces all parents that video games are okay for kids, and you have pass everything in school with a 100 or else you fail

Dillon Francis: abolishes the drinking age

Madeon: legalises human-baguette marriage

deadmau5: bans all Starbucks shops and replaces them with Tim Hortons and changes national drink to a double double, trolls all celebrities and a few regular citizens

Nicky Romero: changes national sport from American football to soccer (actual football)

Skrillex: confirms every alien sighting (even hoaxes), makes it a law that everyone must own a pet, fills white house with dogs



Avicii: replaces Wal-Marts with Ikeas