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Weekly World Music: “Ty Kosov Ket Keng Ta Knova” - Fatime Sokoli

Although I was unable to find much information on today’s song or artist I wanted to post it anyway. The artist, Fatime Sokoli was a traditional folk singer from northern Albania active in throughout the 60’s and 70’s. I have found little information on, and no translation of the song, but it appears to have something to do with Kosovo. As always, however, the enjoyment of another culture’s language and music is unhindered by lack of understanding. 

Me krah t’shqipes nga Tropoja ty Kosove kete kange ta knova
Zemrat tona metojane knon Shqipnia ane e mbane
Vno jelekun Shote Galica per me tque ka Drenica.
Nga qyteti ne verie bac Bajrami mdha porosie
Dul e percull nga bjeshk me bore o tfala vllaznive ne Kosove
Ty Kosove n’histori tkena kraht e shqipes me dy krena
Me gjake lave dru e gure po ne gjunje su ule kurre
Me arme n’dore I linde burrat o Sylejmanat e Bajram Currat
Si barut qe e ndez vetima po na vjen Hasan Prishtina
N’tirq tka lala nkapuq t’bardhe o Boletini Kosovar
Azem Bejten kape nshoke Vite per vite I lidh kjo toke
Bash si gjama qe lshone deti Asim Vokshi e Ganimeti
Dora e shtrire kurr s’ju bo grushti o heroi I popullit Hajdar Dushi
Ylli I shkruem me pika gjaku gezon shiptari Emin Duraku
Tym te zi po qet Europa o Mic Sokoli permi topa
Ali Ibra nprush te zie o se ktu I thojne more shqiptarie
Armt e tyne si harrojne paj fyshek e kane n’ledhoje
Per lirin e djemve tane tu I kthy varret ne istikame
Moj Kosove me djep e varre kur se le besen shqiptare
Djemt e tu sdin qka eshte tuta o ka lind nana I ka rrite pushka
Kane ece teha jahtaganash ooo tuj o mushe o token oo more vorre krrajlash oo hej..!

u know how universal did a thing and made a huge big park for harry potter and they had the school and the wand shops and everything
what if something like that was made for skyrim

imagine a whiterun and a riften and a solitude and a riverwood and you could buy stuff from the shopkeepers who dress as the respective shopkeepers

you would sleep and eat at the different inns like the bannered mare and the bunkhouse, it would only cost $10 for a room since in game it’s only 10 septims, and they’d sell real life sweet rolls and eidar cheese and grilles leeks and charred skeever hide (which would probably be some kind of fish or beef irl)

you could buy props like fake steel swords and hide shields and fake armor or jewelry from the blacksmiths

there could be little tombs and people dressed as draugrs in there and they’d hide something in the tombs, and at different points of the day they’d give different quests where you go get one of the hidden things while avoiding the draugr actors and bring the thing back to an actor and they would give you like $5 or a free sweet roll

animatronic dragons that yell yol toor shul or fo krah diin and fire or snow from a snow machine comes out, and would speak in dovah via an actor inside with with a microphone and Very Big Speakers

plays that are about forsworn attacks, bandit raids, the civil war

people that walk around and randomly ask you about which side youre on - stormcloaks or the empire, and if you side with the one they don’t like they’ll sneer at you every time you pass them for the rest of the day

carriage rides to the different hold capitals, sometimes bandit attacks would be scheduled and if you were on the carriage at that time bandit actors would seize the carriage and you’d have to walk

khajiit caravans that sell skooma that’s actually just an energy drink shot

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YA’LL. I JUST fell asleep and I WOKE UP TO MY SWEET BABY WU YI MOTHF-FAN’s VOICE BLASTING THROUGHOUT THE UPSTAIRS BC MY LOVELY SISTER DECIDED TO PURPOSELY PLAY IT SO GODDAMN LOUD AT NIGHT BEST BELIEVE I WOKE THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO IDEA I WAS FAST ASLEEP AND AS SOON AS MY SWEET BBYS VOICE HIT MY EARS I SPRINTED ONTO THAT BITCHES BED FACE DOWN AND DRAMATICALLY SOBBED DRY SUHO TEARS. LORD I HAVE NEVER TRANSFERRED ANYTHING SO GODDAMN FAST TO MY IPOD I SWEAR TO KRISUS IM SO… I CANT.

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Hamkrakken [ham-krah-kunnoun (often initial capital letter): Often found in agility, a dog who moves at lightning speed; usually cannot be contained. Also: a dog with very high drive. [See also: dogs who run/move so fast that you’ll be out of breath and/or probably pass out from trying to keep up with them

Hamkrakkening [ham-krah-kun-ning] verb: Refer to Ein’s video above.

For serious though, when I use the nickname/term ‘Hamkrakken,’ I think of dogs like Ein (above) or emmathebean. I also think of border collies, like in this video (Fast forward to around the 2:30 mark, but really, all the dogs in that video are Hamkrakkens.)

There are 2 types of Hamkrakkens: the good and the bad. The good is a controlled start stay with a fast and clean run; the bad is…well. Just watch this video. I promise you’ll laugh.

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iseldur  asked:

What are all the animal noises you can think of in German (like how in English a cat says meow)

alright here you go:

Cat: “Miau!”

Dog: “Wau!” (also: “Wuff!”)

Cow: “Muh!”

Pig: “Grunz!”

Fisch: “Blubb!”

Donkey: “Ih-ahh!”

Crow: “Krah!”

Sheep / Goat: “Mäh!”

Horse: “Wieher!”

Bee / Fly: “Summ!”

Duck: “Quack!”

Frog: “Quaak!”

Cock: “Kikeriki!”

Snake: “Sssss!”

Bird: “Piep!”

Pigeons: “Guru!”

Cuckoo: “Kuckuck!”

Owl: “Hu-hu!”

that foo foo lame shit i ain’t wit it…krah ta ta swag bitch
—  little mix after their video destroyed you & i on every level imaginable