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Mark, I’m saying this with a lot of love,

But what the ever loving glowing shit does cheddar have to do with gold?

W h a t t h e f u c k

Don’t tell me Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese is a big thing for you or something

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT
- “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways”
-“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“
-(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese”
-“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS”
-“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it”
-“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling
-“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else”
-“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason”
-“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us”
-“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends”
-(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

***EMERGENCY ALERT***

Story by reddit user TheCrystalGem 

EMERGENCY ALERT -THIS IS NOT A TEST -IMMEDIATE THREAT FOR RESIDENTS OF [withheld] COUNTIES -BE WARY OF:  -SEVERE WINDS  -LIGHTNING  -SEVERE RAIN  -FLASH FLOODS -RESIDENTS ARE ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS  -PLEASE LOCK OR BAR ALL ENTRYWAYS INTO YOUR HOUSE -RESTRAIN FROM USING ANY DEVICES THAT EMIT LIGHT OR LOUD NOISE -PLEASE ENTER A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS -EFFECTIVE INDEFINITELY -ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

This was the message I was greeted by in the middle of an episode of Big Bang Theory in my living room. Frozen halfway through a forkful of Kraft Mac N’ Cheese, I sat bolt upright and turned around to look out the window. The sky, as I thought, was crystal clear. A few clouds, but nothing crazy. No rain. No thunder. Nothing. Confused, I turned off the TV, erasing the alert from the screen. My two dogs came walking over to me and I patted them on their heads. One of my dogs, the other’s brother, was shaking profusely from the buzzing noise that always shows up with Amber Alerts and the like. I left them in the living room and walked through my kitchen and onto my front porch. My neighbors, too, were standing outside their houses, all looking at the sky in bemusement.

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what if like the foxes show neil a bunch of commercials that they remember from when they were younger or smth and one day he and andrew are alone in the room and andrew just hears him say “the snack that smiles back, goldfish” out of nowhere from the kitchen

anonymous asked:

This might be a silly question, but do you happen to have any pictures of Mamoru in his trendy outfits from the 90's anime? I wanna do something creative and I need some reference pictures. Thanks in advance if you find some.

Not a silly question at all! In fact, maybe one of the only questions I am qualified to answer. And I would love to see what you create from this! I present to you: Mamoru’s Greatest 90s Fashion Hits. (Sidenote: Many of these caps are from @sailorcivilian, the most organized Sailor Moon fashion blog ever to roam the earth. Check it out!)

10. Everything Is Rolled Up And Nothing Hurts

9. My Collar Is Just Two Small Belts

8. The World Needs Someone To Wear Its Oversized T-Shirts The Color Of Kraft Mac ‘N Cheese, And I Am That Man

7. No, The Collar Does Not Flip Down, Please Stop Asking

6. Nice Ascot

5. Black Is The New Black

4. You’ll Never Guess What I Was The Prince Of In My Previous Life

3. Ladies Can’t Resist The Yellow-and-Violet Button-Down

2. The Shirt That Got Tuxedo Mask Punched In The Face

1. It’s Not Meaningless, It’s “Abstract,” I Swear To God, It’s Almost Like You Don’t Understand Anything About Modern Art

crunchbuttsteak  asked:

Top ten Rei outfits?

OH, REI-CHAN, YOU DELIGHTFUL FRUIT SALAD OF FASHION CHOICES… Half the time, she dresses very sleek and feminine, and half the time it’s like a toddler got to pick her own outfit for the first time. Let us observe.

10. The Rei Hino Classic, very on-brand with color, cut, and silhouette. Pick one up for your collection today. 

9. A childlike but not irredeemable curry-making uniform. If you’re going to make instant curry anyway, you might as well look adorable while doing it. 

8. The official “Usagi is my girlfriend” blazer

7. If you tell me who made you wear those knee-high cream-colored boots with your turquoise denim jacket and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese turtleneck, I swear I’ll bring them to justice. I’ll make them pay for what they’ve done.  

6. She probably had to be hermetically sealed into this sweater and dress with shrink wrap, but it was totally worth it. 

5. How many layers is Rei wearing in this picture? How many more layers are there that you can’t see? Is it not true that every thing exists either under or over everything else? Isn’t the universe just a long series of various layers? 

4. Baby’s first boob window

3. Trying to take a leaf out of Ami’s book, but accidentally dropping it into a fire, and vacuuming up the ashes, and dumping those ashes into a blender with 2 different brands of black raspberry ice cream

2. A 28-year-old CEO of a major technological solutions company, who sacrificed everything to climb to the top but begins to wonder if it was all worth it

1. I am nothing if not predictable, but no one can blame me for putting this one at #1. Cinched waist. Rolled-up cuffs. Socks that blur the fine line between blue and green. White slip-ons. A single novelty clip shaped like a tulip.

And most importantly: built-in hand-warmer. 

Let’s be real: first-grade me would have killed for this look.

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Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial featuring Cheesasaurus Rex, circa early 2000s

The Aesthetics of Borderlands Characters

Roland - Hot Pockets
Lilith - A bloodstained leather jacket
Mordecai - The pet supplies aisle
Brick - Old Spice guy
Zed - TF2 Engineer
Marcus - A Boston Creme Donut
Hammerlock - Chef Gordon Ramsy
Moxxi - Red wine in a, “I 💜 mom” mug
Scooter - A Tech Deck
Ellie - Romances with strong female protagonists
Angel - “Wake Me Up Inside” by Evanescence
Torgue - The sun
Tiny Tina - A haunted jack-in-the box
Tannis - Bitter, cold, three day old coffee
Captain Scarlett - Johnny Depp
Shade - CapriSun
Claptrap - The genie from Aladdin
Axton - An airhorn noise
Maya - Grungy hipster blogs
Salvador - A Lil’ Monkey Fella
Zer0 - A jazz club
Gaige - Hot Topic
Krieg - A mosh pit brawl at a Linkin Park concert
Handsome Jack - The Geico money stack with winged eyeliner
Nakayama - Waifu body pillows
Athena - Medieval chivalry
Wilhelm - Bionicle
Nisha - Oddly colored blue jeans
Aurelia - The cool refreshing taste of Pepsi
Janey Springs - Dr. Seuss books
Gladstone - Pencils that have been snapped in half with no eraser
Tassiter - The old lady with the poodle in the Sticky Buddy commercial
Pickles - Kraft Mac and Cheese
Timothy Lawrence - Half-assed high school acting
Rhys - Capitalism
Vaughn - The concept of being a badass
Vasquez - The slutty secretary that wants to bang their boss
August - Gary Oak

reddie-loser  asked:

okay but richie is definitely the type of person to go through “food phases,” like where he only eats like one food for weeks at a time? and every time it happens, eddie gets so fucking tired of running to the store that he buys like 6 boxes/clusters/etc of that food and now they have like four packages of uneaten halloween oreos and have no idea what the fuck to do with them bc rich doesn’t want them anymore

this is 100% canon

+ richie has been this way since they were kids and he would sleep over every night

+ ms. kaspbrak would always be like “eddie, honey, why are there 14 packages of kraft mac and cheese in the trash? you know that stuff is terrible for you

+ eddie assumed that once they got older, it would eventually stop

+ but no

+ now they’re 23 and living together and richie will still come home from the store with 17 bags of peanut m&ms 

+ “rich, you know you’re going to be sick of those in a week. also there is no way that is going to be your meal- no, i mean it. you can have that for dessert but i’m making you a grilled cheese for dinner and you’re going to like it

+ there was also one month where richie refused to eat anything except for dinosaur chicken nuggets? eddie tried to buy the normal ones once because “they’re cheaper, richie, and you’re an adult” but richie was having none of it

+ the worst phase though, in eddie’s opinion, was when rich would only eat a particular subway sandwich for s i x entire weeks

+ “richie, the subway employees are going to call the police one of these days- no, you can only order so many tuna and pickle sandwiches before they start to get suspicious- i don’t even know if they’ll do that, rich. fine, but i’m telling them it’s your fault

+ the next day, eddie came home with all of the ingredients for the tuna-pickle sandwich from subway in little tupperware containers

+ (the employees definitely thought he was crazy, but he gave them a huge tip and apologized profusely, so they didn’t question it)