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  • Friend:So i watched an episode of Doc-
  • Me:yOU WATCHED DOCTOR WHO??!
  • Friend:Yeah, with my frie-
  • Me:WHICH DOCTOR DID YOU WATCH
  • Friend:I dont-
  • Me:WAS IT THIS ONE? *shows picture of Christopher Eccleston*
  • Friend:no....
  • Me:HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? *shows picture of David Tennant*
  • Friend:n-
  • Me:IT MUST'VE BEEN THIS ONE THEN *shows picture of Matt Smith*
  • Friend:ye-
  • Me:i KNEW IT. WHICH ONE DID YOU WATCH??
  • Friend:I can't remem-
  • Me:WHAT WAS IT ABOUT
  • Friend:there was this dino-
  • Me:DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP!!!!!!

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PROBABILITY IN ALGEBRA THE OTHER DAY AND THERE WAS THIS PROBLEM THAT SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

‘sam went into his closet to get a shirt, [insert numbers/colors of shirts], what is the probability that sam will get a plaid shirt?

AND I JUST WAS LIKE YO 100% MAN

when i was younger and the different foods on my plate were touching my mom would say it’s okay because they liked each other

so now when my mom says i can’t hold my boyfriend’s hand i remind her why she let my food touch

so i was in the parking lot getting into my car and two guys walked up to the car beside me and this one had beautiful hair

gorgeous

blond

hair 

it looked so soft too

and this guy looked at me with the blues blue eyes that have ever blued

but he looked at me

we made eye contact and i looked away and glanced at him again and he was looking at me again, we made eye contact like 5 times

omg i’m done