kpop can relate

After being a k-pop fan for a while, you notice people have two types of biases:
1. The ones they wanna cuddle and drink hot cocoa with. Typically called “pure” and “angel.”
2. The ones they wanna fight to the death with. Typically called “disrespectful” and “greasy.”

The kpop fandom is my favorite one yet

Normal people: Oh, my favorite band is coming out with a new album! Exiting!

Kpop fandom: WIGBELSJCPA COMEBACK!! EVERYBODY MAN YOUR STATIONS! WE ARE PREPARED THIS TIME!!

Kpop fandom: We have the gif-creators, the editors, visual artists, bloggers, a whole bunch of other artists and millions of fans prepped for this comeback!

Comeback: *happens*

Kpop fandom: GO GO GO GO
KENXLDBJWKSLXVAKDJDBWBXKKXWJS

An hour later: Gifs, art, seas of fangirl tears, edits, millions of downloads, chrashed internet.

Normal people: how

Anyone else apologizing to the artist when you skip a song or need to cut it off in the middle?

I’ll be jamming to Mama while getting ready for class but I’m in a hurry and the song isn’t over yet though I gotta run and I’ll be like ‘I’M SO SORRY HOBI IT’S NOT YOU I SWEAR’

What not to say to a K-Pop fan...
  • Friend: heyyyy we should hang out this weekend
  • Me: yess that would be awesomee
  • Friend: yeah, we can have a nice 'K-Pop free' weekend~!
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: I'm actually busy oops
  • ---
  • Friend: omg yes K-Pop is so cool
  • Me: REALLY!?
  • Friend: yess I love Psy
  • Me: ...and?
  • Friend: and? I only know Psy
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: what?
  • Me: no
  • ---
  • Friend: oh what are you listening to?
  • Me: k-pop
  • Friend: K-Pop?
  • Me: yeh
  • Friend: what, is that Chinese?
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: Yes. The 'K' stands for Chinese
  • ---
  • Friend: can you plz play some music
  • Me: yyyeeeesssss
  • Friend: but it can't be Korean
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: too bad it's gonna be Korean
  • ---
  • -Admin Jinnie
When you

ARE MULTIFANDOM AND IT’S MIDNIGHT IN SOUTH KOREA AND EVERYONE DECIDES TO HOLD A VLIVE OR JUST RELEASE SOMETHING RANDOMLY AND YOU JUST SIT THERE, CRYING OVER THE FACT THAT IF U WATCH ONE LIVE, YOU’LL MISS ANOTHER ONE BUT U DON’T WANT TO MISS EITHER ONE AND U JUST CRY WITHOUT WATCHING ANY LIVES OR NEW RELEASES

vine

JIN WAS SO EXCITED AND MADE A JOKE BUT SUGA DIDNT EVEN CARE

Jin: what is it when a cow laughs? 

JK: ha-ha cow? 

Jin: No 

Jin: MOO-HA HAHAHAHA *laughs like crazy* 

Suga: *not listening to the joke* can you give e some mackerel pike  

JH: *laughing at suga’s reaction to jin joke*

When you

ARE MULTIFANDOM AND LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FAVES ARE COMING BACK IN ONE FREAKING MONTH LIKE CAN YOU NOT RUIN MY LIFE I HAVE NO MONEY OR SOUL TO GIVE YOU 

How To Pick A Bias

Step 1: pick the member you find attractive

Step 2: realize they’re complete dorks

Step 3: fear the bias wrecker

Step 4: give in to the bias wrecker

Step 5: you’ve accidentally fallen in love with all of the members

Step 6: all of them are dumb

Step 7: how did this happen

Step 8: it’s too late to go back now

Step 9: accept your status as *insert group name here* trash