kouyous

scaredy-sammy  asked:

Senren-senpai! I just had thought! So you know how Chuuya was brought up with Mama Kouyou? What if one day he stumbled upon her makeup, and tried it on, only to end up getting caught by her? Then she's all like, "Chuuya no, this is how you do it." And she does his make up flawlessly for him XD Do what you wish with this thought of mine

- And then because Kouyou is the Flawless Mom ™ she puts Chuuya in a beautiful kimono too so he can look as stunning as possible (also ‘cuz she needs receipts before Chuuya inevitably becomes the dreaded rebellious mom-stop-embarrassing-me teenager).

- Then of course we can’t pass up that cliche shoujo moment where Dazai walks in and is immediately hit with a Shitstorm of Infinite Dokiness.

- U can literally see his dokis bounce off the floor and hit Hirotsu, who’s standing behind him, in the face (well at least Kouyou can because she’s Flawless Mom ™ she can sense puppy love from miles away).

- And then there are imaginary shoujo background music with imaginary shoujo sunlight in the background when Dazai slowly opens his mouth and says The Romantic Words.

- By Romantic Words I mean “Chuuya, you suck”.

- And then they fight it out and Kouyou starts drinking her tea slowly because when will these dumbasses ever learn (the answer is never please save her ane-san does not deserve this). 

wounds being inflicted

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by chuuyaya

Dazai throws a glance at Kunikida who Dazai knew would snap any moment from now ― it kind of reminds him about Chu―

Don’t even go there.

Words: 1187, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 22 of welcome to soukoku hell



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bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

文豪ストレイドッグス  by 鏡 一凛

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