As a trans man, I adore the idea of trans diabolik lovers. 👌🏽

Trans boy Ruki?? HELL YEAH DUDE

Agender goth boy?? PleASE.

Trans boy Shu who loves cis muscular man Yuma?? I LOVE THAT. Yuma @‘ing ANYONE for Shu is so 😩

Trans boy Ayato who gets self conscious because he feels “not man enough”?? Yes. Ruki protecting him and @‘ing others also bye yes I want all of that

Trans girl Kou, who has an entire fan base who supports her ?? YES YES YES

Her boyfriend, Subaru, BRAWLING any bigot who dares disgrace his beautiful queen? HELL YEAH.

her brothers helping her be happy?? YES.

Fandom vs Canon (Diabolik Lovers)

Fandom Shu: Lazy closet pervert who loves music and his s/o, likes bathing with his clothes on

Canon Shu: Lazy open pervert with PTSD who wrestled a fucking polar bear and can probably kill everyone in the room if he wanted to. Scared to death of loss. Extreme sadist, cuts you with a knife because your blood tastes better when you’re scared.


Fandom Reiji: BDSM mom friend, likes collecting plates

Canon Reiji: Pessimistic sadist with a sibling oriented inferiority complex. Had no problem murdering his own mother and even wanted to resurrect her so he could kill her in a more painful way each time. Burned down a village to kill his brother’s best friend. Could kill you in your sleep and wouldn’t blink twice.


Fandom Ayato: Lovable and confident dork who likes memes, boobs and takoyaki.

Canon Ayato: Do-S with an extreme superiority and inferiority complex. Abused and pressured to beat Shu as the heir to the vampire throne. Thrown into a lake to drown by his mother, ended up murdering her out of hatred and smiled the entire time. Sleeps in a fucking iron maiden. Will probably snap your neck if you don’t call him Ore-sama.


Fandom Kanato: Smol screaming child, bipolar, will like you if you make him deserts

Canon Kanato: Neglected sadist, quite possibly with Aspergers, with severe distrust towards other people, bordering on paranoia. Has sex with you more than any guy in the game, eats the ashes of his dead mother when he gets panic attacks. Might stab you in the throat with a fork if he doesn’t like your desert.


Fandom Laito: Macaroon fedora pervert, constant boner, “Bitch-chan~”

Canon Laito: Confuses love with lust due to being sexually abused by his own mother, was thrown in a dungeon by his father when he found out. He killed her so she could “be with him in eternity.” Manipulative and incredibly clever, voyeuristic with a degrading kink. His personality can turn dark in less than a second. Will use your fears to break you.


Fandom Subaru: Angry emo trash but is actually a cinnamon roll. Likes Blink 182, MCR, and punching wall-chan

Canon Subaru: Extreme sadist who ended up being an incest child because his dad used him as his mom as an experiment. Was called a filthy abomination by his mother who he loved more than anyone, now has a distrust towards women and constant suicidal thoughts.


Fandom Ruki: Hot mysterious book worm who’s into BDSM. Secretly cares about you and loves you.

Canon Ruki: Hot mysterious book worm who has been abusing people since he was seven years old. Was abandoned by his mother and his father killed himself, forcing him to live in the street. Warped perception of companionship, fear of abandonment, treats you like livestock because he was branded like cattle.

Fandom Kou: Prancy dancy idol-chan, sweet but manipulative, listens to BTS


Canon Kou: Abandoned at birth, turned into a sadist due to the amount of abuse he endured as a child. Ripped out his own eye to escape border line slavery and tried to commit suicide multiple times. Manipulative, will always expect something in exchange from you, capable of a 180 personality flip and won’t hesitate to kill when he’s angry.


Fandom Yuma: Giant gardening teddy bear, sugar-chan~ rebellious in a hot way

Canon Yuma: Can and will snap you in half. Beaten by his parents for not praying to God. Watched his parents burn alive and joined a gang, living on the streets. Sold himself as a slave to just to make enough money to survive. Sadistic, perverted, hot headed and can go on a total rampage. Kills you or someone else in almost all of his dark ends.


Fandom Azusa: Sweet masochist cinnamon bun who collects knives, doesn’t say much

Canon Azusa: Extreme masochist and sadist who enjoys self harm and harming others. Cuts you because he “wants you to feel good.” Enjoyed getting beaten as a child. Pain keeps him alive and gives him purpose, borderline suicidal.

(I might do more of these for other fandoms as well~)

Dialovers reaction to “babe come over”

*Crashes through window*: Ayato, Laito, Subaru, Kou, Yuma, Shin

*drives 20mph over the speed limit*: Shu, Ruki, Carla

“I can’t I just put bagel bites in the oven”: Reiji, Kanato, Azusa, Kino, Yui

Diabolik Lovers as Vines

Shu: *playing piano* Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick-

Reiji: So I’m starting a kickstarter to put my brother down

Ayato: Whaddup I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Laito: So no head?

Kanato: Look at it. It’s frickin bats. I love Halloween.

Subaru: Dont fUck with me I have the power of God and anime on my side AAAHHHHH

Ruki: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Kou: When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awAAwaYaAAyy

Yuma: What the FUCK is up Kyle?

Azusa: Wanna buy some blades? Blades are for skating, you dingus.

*Bonus* Shin: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. bOrk

anonymous asked:

What kind of cat would the s and m bros be (and yui if it ok) and how would they act. (I love you mun but I'm way to nervous to come out of anon)

Don’t worry hun, its perfectly fine if you want to stay on anon just know I love you too… but don’t play with my emotions like this because I had to go through so many cat photos and… cats are just so great, like I can’t deal. 


Sakamaki

Shu - Siberian Forest Cat

Reiji - Bombay

Ayato - Abyssinian

Kanato - Munchkin

Laito - Solmali

Subaru - Cymric

Mukami:

Ruki - Russian Blue

Kou - Singapura

Yuma - Maine Coon

Azusa - Scottish Fold

BONUS:

Yui - Ragdoll

*Crying* Babies…

*Looks like it’s Shitpost Time™! Hope yall enjoy! ~mun Ashe*

Sakamaki’s:

-Shu: 

-Reiji:

Originally posted by swamprats4077

-Ayato:

Originally posted by carpe-imperium

-Laito:

Originally posted by mythical-shippings

-Kanato:

SCREAMING

Originally posted by manasarus

-Subaru:

Originally posted by brittanyelisha

Mukami’s:

-Ruki:

Originally posted by elfy-mango

-Kou:

Originally posted by helldo

-Yuma:

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

-Azusa:

Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

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I am so ready for this. (ノ・д・)ノ
These are the new Chaos Lineage CGs that were revealed in the trailer, since Chaos Lineage will now become an official DL game! ヾ(。・ω・)シ
These CGs were edited by me and you are free to use them for whatever you like such as a blog header or in a post!

Here is the link to the trailer! Enjoy!