kotor edits

Keith:Would you stop hitting on me? I’m nothing like you!

Lotor:Really Keith?

Lotor: I’m half galran

Lotor:You’re half galran

Lotor:Think about it *winks*

Keith:…What the fu-

who should you fight?  kotor edition

this meme and this game are both old as shit.

who wins: you
look, you’re going to argue with this guy no matter what happens. might as well have it out and get it over with. he’ll feel better once you’ve both shouted at each other, and you won’t have to deal with him giving you suspicious looks all the time. it’s a win-win. unless you have an unknown secret

who wins: mission
why the fuck would you fight mission. even if you were evil enough to do it, the girl’s got a wookie for a best friend. there’s no way it ends well for you.

who wins: zaalbar
he’s a fucking wookie

who wins: you
you might be able to defeat bastila in a straight fight, but it’s risky. what you can definitely do, on the other hand, is lob insults at her until she loses her temper, then steal her lightsaber and run away. this counts as a win, as she’s far too dignified to punch you in the face to get it back.

who wins: canderous
this dude is like 800 in mandalorian years. he is the epitome of bamf. that said, if you put up even a semblance of a decent fight and have some good quips, he’ll probably think you’re funny and buy you a drink with no hard feelings.

who wins: you, but not for long
you could probably take t3. you could not take whoever is charged with protecting t3 while it hacks things.  safer to avoid.

who wins: hk
not only will hk destroy you, he’ll be absolutely delighted to do so, and the last thing you hear in your life will be him gleefully mocking your meatbag incompetence. again, safer to avoid.

who wins: jolee
the dude lived on the surface of kashyyyk for twenty years. he’s seen it all, and he doesn’t give a shit. plus, once you lose to him, he’s gonna sit your ass down and tell you a story, and since that’s probably why you wanted to fight him to begin with, there’s literally no point in trying.

who wins: hahhahahha

Revan & Canderous | A Love Like War Playlist

  1. “Die For You” by Starset
  2. “A Love Like War (feat. Vic Fuentes)” by All Time Low
  3. “The Way Down” by The White Tie Affair
  4. “Where’s My Love” by Syml
  5. “I’ll Keep Coming” by Low Roar
  6. “They Don’t Know Us” by Borgeous
  7. “Castle of Glass” by Linkin Park
  8. “I Don’t Want To Be In Love” by Dark Waves
  9. “Blinding” by Florence + the Machine
  10. “Fuel to Fire” by Agnes Obel

A playlist for Darth Revan
[Listen on 8tracks]

Empire by Alpines | Ready Aim Fire by Imagine Dragons | Any Other Way by We The Kings | Iron by Woodkid | Too Far Gone by Sir Sly | Blinding byFlorence + the Machine | Superhero by Johnny Hollow | Phenomenon by Thousand Foot Krutch | Castle Of Glass by Linkin Park | Centuries by Fall Out Boy

Wren Sloane & Atton Rand | OTP: To Get Lost In You

“You came and then you showed me what love should be,
It was strange, you captivated every part of me,
Brought me to life,
And now I’m living,

I never thought that I would find,
Someone who would take my mind,
Off of who I used to be,
What I left behind.”

- “Come Alive” by Rachel Taylor -