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Tiny Tiny Cave Walthrough-- ‘How to get Ardent Blossom’

Ok guys, so obviously there are some weird spoilers ahead, so if you don’t want to read any of them, DON’T READ THIS!!

ok, so here we go.

Around 5 pm on 3/18/2015, Kotaku released this article

Basically, it details this SUPER SECRET HIDDEN CHEST that is FULL of secret rare things. All you have to do is jump on a tiny cave in the Emerald Graves.

SO, I really wanted to try this out, mainly because I had not heard anything about that weird tiny cave, and I think the Emerald Graves is my favorite map in the game (it is just so dang gorgeous), and it’s not like I had anything else better to do on a Friday night but jump on a tiny fucking cave.

The tiny cave in question:

look at that cute-ass little sign.

This sweet, weird little cave is found here in the Emerald Graves:

The key to triggering this insane quest is jumping like crazy on the tiny cave.

All hail the purple moose.

I think I jumped around 50-60 times. (Hint: I would make your party hold position right outside of the area, because I kept having Iron Bull all up in my personal space.)

After you jump around 30 times or so, you will start hearing this voice coming from the tiny cave. I was in a fit of frenzy last night, so in my haste, I did not write down what the voice said. However! after you jump on the cave some more, you will get a quest to find 10 Crystal Grace. I already had 7 in my inventory, but I found the remaining pieces in these places: Note: you can ONLY find Crystal Grace in the Hinterlands.

After gathering the Crystal Grace, I went back to the little voice in the cave, and they got REALLY EXCITED! then they started muttering something to the effect of “ Stairs, the stairs, they’ll be there, THEY’LL BE THERE”, and then, nothing.

After this, I briefly tried to think of places with stairs in the game. The first place I thought of was the Giant’s Stairs in the Western Approach. I don’t know if any of you guys have seen the weird tower there, but I thought it would be a good place to look.

After finding nothing here but booze, tiny farmers and cheese (sounds like a fucking party), i decided to consult the internet. After googleing “staircase dragon age” I came across this Reddit thread. APPARENTLY this little egg had been found a little over a month ago, so good research Kotaku, good research.

ANYWAY the best way to find this little spot is to follow this path in Emprise du Lion:

Because if you try to go to Suledin Keep first, you will not be able to get to it.

Anyway, you will have to follow that little path until you find the veil fire. The Area looks like this:

look at how Dorian models so well.

And HERE is the super secret fake snow wall.

All you really need to do is go through, best do it at a bit of a run if you’re nervous.

On the other side of this fake snow wall you will find a staircase, a super long stair case that goes on, and on,and on,and on, and ON.

Eventually, you will get to the bottom.

and you will find the SUPER SECRET CRAZY RARE CHEST! 

and THIS is what will be inside.

a little bit anti climactic, but oh —-

Holyshitwait… is this a MUTHERFUCKING FLOWER CROWN!?

yes.. yes it is.

BLESS

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This Is The Greatest Hour Of Video Games Discussion Of All Time

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Figure Skating Anime Yuri On Ice Is Very Realistic, Says Olympic Skater
It’s not just the skating that the show nails. According to former champ Johnny Weir, the show is filled with little details that shows Yuri On Ice’s creators really know their stuff.
By Brian Ashcraft

Short Kotaku article quoting Johnny Weir’s comments regarding Yuri on Ice’s realism.

Kala Hujan di Kotaku

Di kotaku hujan dan kenangan beradu cepat untuk jatuh.

Di kotaku hujan dan rindu menderas bersamanya.

Di kotaku, hujan dan kenangan masih belum berkonsipirasi. Seolah enggan, katanya.

Kala itu, hujan di kotaku, ada yang datang meski tak diundang. Setelah kutanya ternyata ia adalah rindu. Adakah yang mau menghantarkan pulang? Kasihan ia, didakwa menyebar kenangan.

Hujan di kotaku, rupanya enggan merelakan sebuah pergi kepada rindu. Jutaan rintiknya satu per satu menjelma rindu, agar riuh dan tidak membuat rindu kesepian. Dibiarkannya rindu tetap tabah atas segala tuduhan perihal kenangan yang ditujukan padanya.

Hingga seketika… di sini hujan rindu. Merinaikan harap pada temu. Ketika menggelegar jantungku, di mendungnya cintaku.

Pada akhirnya, bias hujan mengembun pada jendela waktu. Memberi tahu bahwa terlalu lama kucumbu rindu. Merutuki suara hati, mendengar namamu yang kian kuminta dari waktu ke waktu.

Dan entah, hujan bulan apa yang akan mengizinkan kita menuai rindu serta menyenandungkan kata cinta. Untuk entah yang kita tak tahu pasti, yakini aku akan selalu disini, menanti dalam rindu, bersama bulir hujan yang bertasbihkan namamu.

Cintaku yang kan abadi, bersama hujan dan pelangi yang ku lebur menjadi satu kesatuan simponi, lalu ku rentangkan tanganku, agar kita saling berpeluk hangat merasakan dinginnya hujan di malam itu.

Menunggu hujan, bagiku menunggu kehatangan. Kau dan perbincangan lembut, kau dan senyum manis; membuat candu di dadaku. Aku rindu kota itu, aku rindu hujan, dan kamu ditengah percakapan kita.

Rumpun Aksara, April 2017

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New persona video just went up about the non-controversy. Can’t believe I made a video while the topic was still relevant for once.