koschei-and-theta

the doctor's ever changing opinion of gallifrey/timelords
  • one: fuck dese guys I'm out
  • two: wow my life's great now, can't believe I spent 200 years on that god forsaken orange rock, without jamie too!!
  • three: you know what idc that u pompous arseholes banished me to earth, I got da brig with me and let me tell you something they don't have moustache's like that on gallifrey
  • four: first u accuse me of treason and now you want me for president,oh my daze you guys are such nerds, jelly baby?
  • five: wtf omega!?!
  • six: you killed peri! then fragmented her in to 5 different versions of herself, you guys are fucked up, stay away from my humans!
  • seven: shit man... me, the master and the rani, used to be so cool back at the academy, like the ultimate squad y'know, now we all so damn fucked up, that's what gallifrey does to innocent childrens
  • eight: take the master's jiggly sperm back to gallifey they said, it'll be fine they said
  • war: haha GALLIFREY STANDS bitches, totally keeping this jacket as a memento
  • nine: well I'm just going to have to cover up my severe psd with immense sass, any way it's not all bad at least I have rose she's great, although somehow she reminds me of the time war and why am I still wearing the jacket that I wore when my planet burned?!?
  • ten: well the thing is martha its like every story about a kid who wants to get out of their small town but then ends up missing it, except the kid is 900 years old, the small town is an entire planet and the kid ends up committing the genocide of his own species
  • eleven: yay!! my people are back they are actually alive and I can go home, this is the best thing ever!! two tics clara I need stand on a cloud with me, myself and I and stare at this beautiful planet full of my problematic faves
  • twelve: the bae is dead and its probably your fault!! my hybrid valeyard arse has smashed on some glass for two billion years to get here and get my revenge, I told you to stay away from my humans!! and clara and peri both have scattered lives, way to rub it in. jeeze I can't believe I was so thirsty for you two hearted cunts to come back

Theta at the Academy though. Theta sharing a room with Koschei and telling him all about monsters that live under beds and grap your ankles until they both can’t sleep and suddenly they hear a weird noise in the distance and they both jump up and panic and run up to Ushas’ room and bang at her door to let them in. And she is still awake  - because she has an important science project she has to work on and you really should at least get started with that Theta. And why are you two cretins such big babies anyway? You behave like sixty-year-olds! 

So they stay in her room while she has to go looking under their beds (she has no idea why she still does that  to herself, really) and when she returns to her room they both are lying on her bed, fast asleep. And she just rolls her eyes and finishes her science project, because this has become a regular thing by now. And if there was a blanket thrown over  them by the time they wake up the next morning she sure has no idea how it got there. But she does tell them it will be the last time she does anything for them. Just like the time before.