kosche

  • The Master: *is in a crowd and can’t find the Doctor*
  • The Master: *cups his hands to make a megaphone*
  • The Master: COME BACK TO YOUR MASTER, YOU OLD FOOL!!
  • *no answer*
  • The Master: YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHES SUCKS, THETE!!
  • *no answer*
  • The Master: *annoyed* YOUR TARDIS IS AN OLD RUSTY DYSFUNCTIONAL PIECE OF TRASH WHICH YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY PROPERLY, HUMANS ARE MINDLESS APES AND TEA IS DISGUSTING!
  • The Doctor: *shouts across the crowd* HOW DARE YOU KOSCH!!
  • The Master: *smirking* There he is.

 #seriously though she’s wonderful and fox is fricken cool  #the weird thing is I always feel like fox and the master would get along on some level?  #but then he never gets along with her other muses so ?????  #or good people in general most of the time ( @waywardoakdown )

first of all, thank you so much, babe!! askdhkjdhk

and second of all, [slams fist on table] that settles it – they’ve got to meet. like i was actually thinking the same thing the other day???? they have a lot of similarities so i could see them understanding each other. on the other hand, fox is also a lot more lawful good than even emmreth is, so he would likely not be so understanding with the master if he knew kosch kills innocent people. so it would have to be arranged in a way that he doesn’t know at first, so that kosch doesn’t make his enemy list like right off the bat lol

anonymous asked:

Doctor/Master drabble, can we get some academy-era fluff? :3

“Theet are you there?” came a familiar voice from the communicator. 
“Kosch?” answered the blond boy, voice heavy with sleep since he fell asleep on top of “multi-dimensional engineering” book that he borrowed from the library. He lifted up his head and looked at the holographic screen at the end of his bed. 

“Get up and come over here. And you should stop doing that” said his black haired best friend. 
“Doing what?” yawned Theta and got up, putting on a red coat, bumping his knee on his bed as he walked over to the screen. 
“Using books as pillows and wasting time sleeping, idiot. Come over now.” rolled his eyes Koschei and ended the call. 

Theta left the room and just saw all equipment in the room switching off as he left. He was still yawning and rubbing his eyes a bit, when he arrived a floor up at Koschei’s room. “So what did you want to show me, Kosch. I really like napping on books you know, it’s the smell… and ….” he started talking as he opened the door, but stopped mid sentence as he saw a big dirty machine like thing on the floor. His eyes went big and the fatigue was gone at once. 
“Where in Rassilon’s name did you get this?” 
“So you like it. I thought you would” laughed his friend as Theta knelt down, examining the engine. “It’s from that planet you like so much. Earth. It’s hardly a machine really. Extremely primitive.” Koschei continued talking, but was cut off when Theta shuffled over to him and hugged him. Tightly and it was clear how much he loved that silly present. 

“Thanks, Kosch” the blond said as they parted and he smiled broadly at the ‘sterling engine’ as the humans called it. 
“You’re welcome. Yet I’m still not sure why you like it so much. It’s just junk. Can hardly move anything forward” 
“You don’t understand.” sighed Theta and moved closer again, looking in Koschei’s eyes as he pressed their foreheads together. He closed them just as the transmission of emotions began. Soon the smile that was on Theta’s face appeared on Koschei’s. 
“You’re bonkers, but I get it.” he laughed as the link between their minds broke and reached for a screwdriver and offered it to his grinning friend: “So you want to take it apart now, or do you want to waste more time sleeping?”