koronda

TG:re volume 11 omake summaries:

  • The White Suits change their image to Black Suits.
  • Arima is playing “Daruma-san ga koronda”, a game similar to “Red Light Green Light” with Hairu.
  • Karren is thinking about Tsukiyama, but Torso interrupts her line of thought. Karren uppercuts Torso.
  • Seidou wakes up from a nightmare which had Houji and Kanou in it.
  • Eto, Tatara and Noro play rock paper scissors, but Tatara and Noro’s sleeves are too long.
  • Kaneki and Yomo are talking about new troops, and Kaneki mentions Okahira’s name.
  • Akira is telling stories about her father to Amon.

Looking through my collection of the “Musical Touken Ranbu” in “Shibuya Note” photos and dying of amusement at their adorableness xD

Featuring the dynamics and backstage antics of Team Sanjou with Kashuu Kiyomitsu as told by:

Kuroba Mario (that time when everyone joined Mikazuki for his daily tea)

Sato Ryuji (that time when Kiyomitsu’s fixation with his hair infected everyone else)

Kitazono Ryo (that time when Kogitsunemaru decided that everyone needed to know how to do the fox hand sign)

Sakiyama Tsubasa (that time when everyone was actually properly prepared for battle, which may or may not have anything to do with Ishikirimaru’s purification)

Saeki Daichi (that time when everyone was caught up in Iwatooshi’s infectious energy)

Ohira Shunya (that time when Imanotsurugi managed to rope everyone into playing the Daruma-san ga Koronda [1] game with him)

NOTE:

[1] Daruma ga Koronda - Also known as “Statues”, “Red Light/Green Light” or “Grandmother’s Footsteps”.

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だるまさんらがころんだ。〜 ねぎりょー。

Red light, green light. 〜 ねぎりょー。

Red light, green light!

Red light, green light… did the people just increase?

だるまさんがころんだ
Hosoya Yoshimasa, Minagawa Junko, Tsuda Kenjiro

Daruma san ga Koronda Part 2/2

again, ghost story warning

Minagawa: Talking about “daruma san ga koronda” reminds me of something
Hosoya: Ah!
Minagawa: Did you say it?
Hosoya: I did! After that, nothing happened but I felt that the small bathroom was spacious
TsudaKen: What is this about?
Minagawa: There’s an episode where we talked about urban legend
Hosoya: If you say “daruma san ga koronda” in your mind or out loud while shampooing and turn to your back, ghost will appear
TsudaKen: Scary. That’s scary
Minagawa: LOL
TsudaKen: What’s that, that’s scary
Hosoya: His spirit’s goes down! LOL
TsudaKen: Why are you guys suddenly bringing me to this deep world (TsudaKen was not amused lol)

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CAUTION: HORROR, BODY HORROR, KINDA DISTURBING.

The CM for the new Japanese Horror Movie “As the Gods Will” (Kamisama no iu tôri)) is a shocker, as is the whole movie. Based on the manga by Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Akeji Fujimura it’s a comic that starts out simply enough, featuring a slice of life boy with his female friend who are going to school as usual students, looking to be something simple like a love story…

When suddenly a voice is heard in their class and the teachers head explodes.

The familiar words are said again “Darumasama ga koronda” but unfortunately no one is following the “rules” of the game and as people scream and run they get killed.

The girls in this video are sexily playing the same game, only when their breasts bounce…

The Daruma kills them by making their boobs explode.

The movie is basically the same premise, play the game, And Win, or die.

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Yozakura Quartet he no Kessoku

Yasuda-sensei requests that the seiyuu cast try out a variety program
task and he requests, that they do daruma-san ga koronda however, naked. But if they can’t do the task then they must do an official apology towards the person in charge. So they thought out on how far they can go with this task! Here are the guys answers!

Kaji Yuki: Hmm I wonder…
Fukuen Misato: Ok, let’s go one by one and set our limit on how far we can go.
Kaji Yuki: A single… towel.
Fukuen Misato: You’re setting the bar high.
Fujita Saki: Wow, you can go that far?!
Okamoto Nobuhiko: I, too… Can go for a single piece, it’s ok.
Kaji Yuki: So you’re ok with it?! If you move you know it’s going to be over for you. Will you be ok?
[Everyone laughing]
Fukuen Misato: Isn’t that a bit dangerous to consider it being ok? (with just a single piece)
Kaji Yuki: Why is it ok for you?
Fukuen Misato: So it’s ok for you then.
Kaji Yuki: Then if that’s the case, then you’re pretty good going all naked.

However in the end they didn’t do the task since they already arrived at their next destination xD

だるまさんがころんだ
Hosoya Yoshimasa, Minagawa Junko, Nakamura Daisuke

Daruma san ga Koronda Part ½

warning: this contains a there’s-something-in-the-bathroom kind of scary story

Hosoya: I heard that you’re into urban legends
Minagawa: What with that information?
Hosoya: It’s written here in the script
Minagawa: Ah, you’re right
Hosoya: I like urban legends and scary story
Minagawa: You’re too loud
Nakamura: I got into it recently. There are lots of it
Minagawa: Tell us one, a short one
Hosoya: The one that would make people go ‘heee’
Minagawa: The one that not many people know
Nakamura: There are different type of road signboard right. For instance, be careful of animals crossing etc. There’s also a type where nothing is written on it, just a sign with exclamation mark
Minagawa: There is?
Hosoya: I think I saw that before
Nakamura: That sign means that ghost appears in that place
Hosoya: REALLY??
Minagawa: No way!
Hosoya: Is it true?!
Nakamura: It is
Hosoya: Where can you find that sign?
Minagawa: Didn’t you say that you saw it before?
Hosoya: I saw it on TV
… .
Minagawa: Are you serious? No way! That must be a lie!
Hosoya: Minagawa san, are you bad with that kind of things?
Minagawa: .. aa.. ummm… I’ve never see that kind of sign but sometimes when you go to that kind of place that seems haunted, can’t you feel something? I wonder if that sign is really present at that kind of place
Nakamura: Maybe you’ll find it if you look for it. But it’s better not to look at it too much
Minagawa: Even if you tell me to be careful of ghosts, I don’t know what should I do. That’s difficult
Hosoya: It is
Nakamura: Also, in the bathroom when you’re washing your head,
Minagawa: Stop it, that’s scary
Nakamura: You can’t say it in your mind “daruma san ga koronda” while closing your eyes
Minagawa: Waahhh!! I feel like I will say it!
Hosoya: Why (can’t we say “daruma san ga koronda”)?
Nakamura: I heard that if you say it, ‘that’ will appear
Hosoya & Minagawa: SERIOUSLY??!!
Nakamura: Seriously
Minagawa: Let’s try doing that today. Hosoya kun, you do it
Hosoya: Why me??? Why???
Nakamura & Minagawa: LOL
Minagawa: You try that today, and tell us the result at the next Raji Puri
Hosoya: I understand. I’ll write it somewhere
Minagawa: When you shower today, make sure you said “daruma san ga koronda” in your mind while closing your eyes. Just once is enough?
Nakamura: Just once is enough
Minagawa: Say it once in your mind
Nakamura: You can say it out loud too
Minagawa: Whichever you prefer then. This is an experiment
Nakamura: Please try it
Hosoya: Should I turn my back?
Nakamura: If you have the guts to do that, why not
Hosoya: I understand, I’ll definitely do this. If ‘that’ appears I’ll put a “dangerous” sign at my bathroom
Nakamura & Minagawa: LOL
Minagawa: I hope I can see you again
Hosoya: LOL you might not be able to see me anymore

退職したともだちが転んだ

おとつい転んだ。

退職した日に転んじまったらしい。

七転八倒至上主義の体現である。

尾てい骨をしこたま打ったらしく、まともに椅子に座れないとしきりに言い続けている。多分ちょっとヒビいってるのだと思う。

もし病院に行くのならば、退職したてでは国民健康保険への切り替え手続きとか、慣れれば簡単だけど診療時に一時金とか支払わなかったらいけなかったりするので、ちょっと面倒かもしれない。

けれど今日は元気に、俺以外のともだちと集まってボーリングに興じていたようであった。

そいつはどんな奴かというと、以前ネット上で死亡が確認されたと思ったら実は生きていて、でも俺はとにかく急いでそいつが死んだことを文章に書き残さなければと書き上げたところ、きっとよく分からないけどなんか面白いのかも知れないみたいな理由で、未だにそれがtumblr上でもっともNoteのついたTextになってしまっているという実績にゆかりあるidで、しかしながらもしか僕はもともとそいつのともだちではなかったのではないかと思い始めたのである。

いや、そもそもともだちとはなんであろうか、とかいう自分が小難しい、小難しさを理解出来ることを自慢するためだけの小難しさ溢れる小話をしたい気分というのでもなく、そのような小難しさに理解ある良い人アピールをするつもりもない。でも聞いて欲しい。今日は映画などをひとりで見て過ごした。何事もなく、しかし代わりに誰とも会わなかった。

話を戻そう。

なぜともだちがともだちではないのではないかと思い始めたのか。

それは、退職などという喜ばしい出来事と同日に開催されたハロウィンパーティで泥酔し会場のクラブハウスの床とファックしまくったりして楽しんでおきながら、そんな大事な日に僕は呼ばれていないだなんておかしな話で、今のはお菓子をくれないと悪戯しちゃうぞというアレにかけた駄洒落であり、そんな説明の必要な駄洒落を言いたいだけである。実際ともだちかどうかはもとからどうでもいい。退職するという話すら知らなかったのだ。今更尾てい骨が痛い程度では驚かない。

それに彼は有能だからある日突然退職したって即死することなんてない。

穴に落ちたら即死する配管工のゲームを残機0のまま増やせず同じところをループしている無能な僕とは違うのだ。

ところで、自分でも意味のわからない文章を書き連ねることはとても楽しい。

今、夜中の3時半を過ぎたところだ。

書きながら見ていたアニメの川澄綾子の声に聞き蕩れていたら全然別の話になってしまっていた。

ところで、私の初恋の声(生まれて初めて声優を意識するほど惚れ込んだ声)は川澄綾子であるが、如何せん彼女は歌が……、いやこの話はトリスティアの蒼い海の彼方に捨ておくことにしよう。

本当は尾てい骨を熊にファックされたともだちの話ではなく、”異性にモテない、ともだち(他人)と上手く付き合えない”と悩んでいるともだちのことについて書こうとしていたのだ。

この一文がまた頭の悪い言い回しであることに、智恵ある読者の皆さんはすぐにお気づきになられたであろう。僕の方からは彼のことを多分ともだちだと思っているのだ。多分。僕も実はちょっぴり自信がなかったりする。

とにかく、それはこういうことだ。

そのともだちというのは、自己評価が極端に低く

「自分には本当のともだちと呼べるともだちなんていやしないし、だから異性にもモテないんだ」

と常に引っ込んでいる奴なのである。

これは周りからしてみると結構面倒くさいというか、それ以前に大変無礼な話で、相手のことを全く無視したともだち態度であり、あまりこのアピールがしつこいと自分の場合はこっちからムカッ腹を立てて関係を絶ってしまう。

そんなものは単純に、引きの態度でいれば傷つく可能性が低いという妄念に取り憑かれているだけであり、そこがまた庇護欲を掻き立てるというモテ野郎の典型なのである。

実のところ、私はいつもそれで迷っている。

彼が自分自身について悩んでいる様子を見せる時、そう説明して彼を変えてしまうきっかけを与えるべきかどうか。彼はルックスも学歴も収入も”モテるには充分”なのだ。考え方がちょっぴり卑屈なだけなのだから。

とはいえ、こういうのはやはり、ある日突然目の前に現れた異性と進展していく関係性の中で自然と気付かされるべき運命であり、他社からの認知なしにというか、もっと言えば美少女の存在なしに救済は在り得ない、と彼も私も思い込んでいる時点でどうかしていると世間的には思われると思うのだが、そういった妄想、清い言葉では幻想を抱き続けたままでいる人々の集まりを、互いに”ともだち”と呼んで良いものかという意識は澱のように心の底に溜まってゆき、また関係そのものに対する同族嫌悪的なジレンマを解消するため、今夜も我々は遅くまで共通の幻想を維持するためのアニメやゲームや声優の修練に没頭するという訳であり、つまりアニメを見ないと俺は死ぬ。

あーあ。

そんなんどうでもいいけど、ある日突然現れて一緒に暮らしてお世話してくれることになった元戦闘用メイドロボさんに、

「えっちなのはいけないと思います!」

ってtumblrのアカウント消されたりiPad叩き割られたりしねーかなー。

Watch on eigapedia.tumblr.com

A new teaser has been released for Takashi Miike’s teen survival thriller “As the Gods Will” (out Nov 15, 2014).

The film stars Sota Fukushi as a 2nd-year high school student named Shun Takawata who lives an ordinary teenage life until one day he’s suddenly forced to participate in a series of children’s games such as “Daruma-san ga Koronda” with death as the penalty for losing. Other cast members include Hirona Yamazaki, Ryunosuke Kamiki, Mio Yuki, Shota Sometani, Nao Omori, and Lily Franky.

hollowlyist  asked:

i look back to the manga and saw the "daruma" that kaneki said, i thought he meant to say arima name, it was really nice of you point that out, thanks for you hard work

It’s no problem! I just found it really interesting that Ishida-sensei placed such a reference during V14. I also believe that it was meant to make it seem like Kaneki mistook ‘Arima’ as ‘Daruma’ in that scene but if we take a more general look on the spread:

After Kaneki mentions ‘Daruma’, he relentlessly shoots out his kagune but Arima just dodges them all. However, their position seems to be similar to the ‘Daruma-san ga Koronda’ (Daruma-san fell down) game which is widely played in Japan; Kaneki being the daruma while Arima is the one who tries to reach his location.

I initially thought that the wish was actually Kaneki’s wish of being able to sleep but chapter 52 just threw that theory out the window. :,D

There’s still a lot of mystery behind V14 and it makes me a little happy that we get some sort of confirmation for some of them. Thank you for taking the time to read this!