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SUGGESTED CANDIDATES FOR THE NEXT ‘DARNA’ ROLE

Dahil hindi na daw matutuloy ang pagganap ni Angel Locsin bilang Darna dahil sa di umano’y health reasons, napabalitang marami daw artista ang gustong mag-audition para sa nasabing role.

What if si Kris Aquino,

 “OMGG!! Nakakaloka! Make abot the bato!! DARNA!!!!” 

 What if si Darla

“Ding! Ang bato! DAR… DARLAAA!!! 

 What if si Angelica Panganiban,

“Tangina Ding! Ang bato! DARNA!!!” 

 What if si Kim Chiu

“Ding! Ang bato!”

 “Wait.” 

“Parang ito na ata ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko.” 

What if si Vice Ganda

“Ding! Salamat sa Real and Organic na Bato. DARNA!” 

What if si Gretchen Barreto

“Ding. Where’s the swarovski?!?

What if si Jolina Magdangal,

Chuva Chuchu chuva chuchu. DARNA!!!

What if si Ryan Rems

 Ryan: “Ding! Ang bato.” 

 Ding: < gives shabu >

What if si Anne Curtis

 Anne: “Ding! Ang bato!” 

 Ding: “Ayaw.” 

 Anne: “I can buy you. Your friends and that bato!” 

What if si Tito Boy

 "Kaibigang Ding, ang bato. Now naaaaaaaaa" 

What if si Ate Charo

“Dear Ding,

Ang bato. 

Nagmamahal… 

….Darna.“ 

What if si Donnalyn Bartolome

Donna: “Ding! Ang bato!” 

Ding: ( throws the bato ) 

Donna: “HA-HA-HA-HA-PPY BREAK-UP SURPRISE!” 

What if si Ella Cruz

 Ella: “Ding! Ang bato!” 

 Ding: “Twerk muna!! Twerk muna!” 

 What if si Korina Sanchez

 Korina: “Ding! Ang tsinelas!” 

 Ding: “?!?” 

What if si Pastillas Girl,

Pastillas: “Ding. Ang bato!”

Ding: “Tangina mo. Mabulunan ka sana.” 

What if si Yaya Dub,

Yaya: …

What if si Lola Nidora

 Lola: “Ding! Ang chiwibol! 

 Ding: < throws the chiwibol. >

 Lola: Hindi pa ngayon. Sa #TamangPanahon.

Let’s get this straight, Mrs. Sanchez. NOBODY, and I mean, NOBODY says anything bad about Anderson Cooper. Get that? You have no idea what the fuck is going on, so you need to shut the fuck up. Anderson Cooper always was, is, and always WILL BE, the BEST journalist in the world. 

You have officially pissed me off.

Let Anderson do his job and keep your hateful comments off him.

Anderson Cooper On David Letterman - Typhoon Yolanda

When Anderson Cooper guested on the Late Night Show with #DavidLetterman, these are the few things he said:


1)Nobody had food, nobody had water

2)People died, people died of broken legs that got infected


3)it is an honor to be there, to be able to give voice to people who don’t have a voice, who don’t have access to power

4)The strength of people is extraordinary

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KORINA SANCHEZ, nabulunan sa hamon!

Lol. Eto yung episode kagabi ng TV Patrol kung saan eh bigla na lang nabulunan si Korina Sanchez. Hindi na siya nakapagsalita kaya ipinasa na niya yung pagbasa ng balita kay Kabayan. Eto naman si Kabayan eh wagas kung makatawa at makapang-asar kay Korina. HAHAHA! Natawa ko sa tawa ni Kabayan eh, wagas. HAHAHAHAHA!

Dapat ginaya na lang ni Korina si Mike Enriquez kapag nabubulunan, “EXCUSE ME PO!”