Koorii: god i found this really fucking TERRIBLE davesol fic last night Koorii: it was p obvious it was someone’s badly thrown together rp
Dragoon Sama: hahaha oh?
Koorii: god Koorii: i could not even Koorii: it was that one with the Koorii: two Gemini’s and a Honeyblood in three paragraphs
Dragoon Sama: XDD
Koorii: i was like Koorii: fucking NO
Dragoon Sama: Sollux, the gemini, said with a honeyblood blushu on his cheeks, “oh douchebag-sama, I the honeyblood gemini am completely flushed for you! Except when I am waxing black, like a bipolar gemini should." His bi-colored orbs that shone not with honeyblood color but brilliant ruby and sapphire brilliance looked demurely to the floor.
Koorii: yeah because god knows being bipolar means he switches how he feels about someone instead of just gets depressed or whatever
Stridercolada: i am the single parent of this pairing Stridercolada: lmfao DAoG: I now have a picture in my head of a colada with a tiny Signless and GHB saying “Now kiss.” Stridercolada: yes good Stridercolada: literally me Stridercolada: fingerpuppets on my straws
The sound of a guttural engine rumbles in the sky, a glint of sunlight catching along the reflective metal in a brief, eye catching flare. A rectangular shape becomes larger and larger, until with a ‘poof’ a parachute abruptly opens up, slowing the descent of the object. Within minutes the package alights upon the ground, and a shadow falls across it.
The girl had been expecting this. With a smile stretching her face from ear to ear, she didn’t wait to bring the box to her home in the distance, instead choosing to rip it open with eager hands. Inside was a tupperware container, the lid the bright red that the sender favored. Nestled atop it was a card.
yeah so just wanted you to know why this is so late B|
i went through a lot to get these cookies for you
theyre made of the ground bones and flesh of the batterwitch it was a real trial by dough and oven heat at 350 degrees
i hope youre appreciative of my efforts
one of her giant muffin monsters ate my sword and lilcal suffered from severe butter spatter burns
anyway happy late birthday better late than never right
–gardenGnostic began pestering turntechGodhead–
GG: hi dave!! i got your package!! :D GG: i put the card on my bedside table! it is…ironic!!! :) GG: <3