Just one little kick in my direction, and BAM! Your ankle is in my hand.
Let’s just undo these laces here shall we? And there, just slide this show off…
There we go! Your sock! We aren’t quite there yet, but we’re at a much better advantage! Here, let me get it off for you. Oh? What was that? Oh, sorry! I didn’t mean to tickle you…
And there we go! Look at that foot! Those five little piggies wiggling in all that fresh air! But, oh no! Here comes the tickle monster! Their fingers are reaching for that newly exposed sole! Oh no! Here it comes!
Kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koooooo! Aw, listen to that laughter! What’s that? It tickles so bad? You might wanna watch what you say—the tickle monster likes that sentence a lot. Almost as much as you like being tickled.
Let’s try out these toes! What? You’re giggling rather hard. It’s hard to hear you. Anyways, have you ever played This Little Piggy? You have? Well, then you should be a natural!
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home. My, you are quite giggly!
This little piggy had roast beef.
And this little piggy had none.
And this little piggy—what? Don’t? It’s too bad? You can’t handle this little piggy? Why, what’s so bad about it? It just goes WEEWEEWEEWEEWEEE all the way home!
See, you’re fine! Just laughing!
Calm down a bit. Take a breath. There you go. Good lee.