anonymous asked:

hii~ could I request what the akatsuki members would love the most about their s/o? good luck with your new blog!!<3

Deidara really loves his s/o’s hair and hands. He enjoys playing with both of them, whether it’s just holding their hands and walking or playing with her hair after sex.

Hidan loves his s/o’s curves. Doesn’t matter where the two of them are he’ll always either be looking at their breasts or their ass. He’s shameless about it too.

Itachi loves his s/o’s smile. It might sound cheesy, but with every depressing thing he’s been through, just seeing a simple smile on the person he loves makes him feel so much better.

Kakuzu loves his s/o’s money. He loves keeping it safe, because he knows banks do a terrible job.

Kisame loves his s/o’s face. Because of his past, he’s very insecure about his own looks, which is why he finds his s/o’s face so comforting. Sometimes he’ll stare 

Konan loves her s/o’s fingers. Whenever she was anxious as a child, she’d always mess with her hands and toy with her fingers. As she grew up, she found she’d enjoy playing with her s/o’s fingers, for fun or even after sex.

Pein/Yahiko loves his s/o’s lips. He loves to give them a small peck before going on long missions. He also finds it relaxing when his s/o’s kisses his forehead after long/tiring missions.

Sasori doesn’t really have a favorite part of his s/o, considering that he’s a puppet and has no real emotions. However, he does seem to enjoy his s/o’s eyes, on occasion.

Tobi/Obito loves his s/o’s laugh. He loves to know that something small or dumb that he’s done can make someone so happy. It brings him joy and makes him even more hyper–active.

Zetsu’s double personality doesn’t make it too easy for them to choose a favorite part of their s/o. Their body would give off two different answers, which would just confuse people. However, White!Zetsu prefers their s/o’s nose, he loves to peck it, while Black!Zetsu prefers their s/o’s ears, whispering things in it.

i didn’t know if you wanted team taka as well, and the post had already become really long, so i left them out. however, if you’d like team taka, just send another ask! also, idk what this is, it’s late here + the akatsuki aren’t my forté… thanks for the luck though!! (:  — a.

The Akatsuki Texting

Let’s pretend that the Akatsuki stuck around long enough to see mobile phones being introduced into the Naruto world. How would each of them text?

1. Pein: Sets a signature and doesn’t realize it

Pein: “Konan, make sure that everyone knows how to send me their weekly report via text I am god.”

Pein: “Oh and if you can bring me a coffee too, that would be great I am god.”

Konan: “Do you have a signature for texting?”

Pein: “What’s that? I am god.”

2. Konan: Uses emoticons a lot

Konan: “ /(・ × ・)\ “

Pein: “What is that supposed to mean? I am god.”

Konan: “It’s a bunny!! (^ _ ^)/ “

Pein: “Oh. Very nice Konan. I am god.”

3. Deidara: Spams people

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Sasori: “WHAT do you want you idiot?”

Deidara: “Your art sucks get a real hobby.”

4. Sasori: Doesn’t reply for days

Pein: “Sasori did you manage to get that scroll I asked about? I am god.”

Pein: “….. I am god.”

Sasori: “Yea”

Pein: “I sent that 5 days ago it doesn’t matter anymore. I am god.”

5. Hidan: Doesn’t care about grammar

Hidan: “Ur a fucgucking asshol get a lif”

Kakuzu: “What the…what the hell does that even say?!”

Hidan: “fcuk u jerk shitty asswipe monee loviing pice of shit”

Kakuzu: “Don’t ever text me again.”

6. Kakuzu: Tries to scam people

Kakuzu: “Your bank account has been hacked into. Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “Kakuzu I saved your number onto my phone I know it’s you”

Kakuzu: “Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “That means no.”

7. Kisame: Uses it for it’s intended purpose…only

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

8. Itachi: Sends chain messages to Sasuke

Itachi: “If you love your brother send this to TEN PEOPLE. If you don’t then you will have BAD LUCK for the next 10 years!!”

Sasuke: “Itachi….”

Itachi: “YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VISITED BY THE FAMILY ANGEL! Pass this on to five people and you will be loved for the rest of your life!”

Sasuke: “Itachi stop.”

9. Tobi: Send anonymous hate since no one saved his number

???: “You are the worst leader I have ever had the misfortune to take orders from.”

Pein: “WHO IS THIS? I am god.”

???: “Your hair looks stupid.”


???: “Samehada doesn’t really love you.”

Kisame: “You are a cruel, heartless person who doesn’t deserve happiness.”

10. Zetsu: Uses it once a year to send a mass text

Zetsu: “Happy national tree day.”

Konan: “You too.”

???: “I’m gonna chop down a tree today.”

Kisame: “Right back at ya Zetsu.”