kon is hilarious

The only bookworms in the whole group. All three of them. I do find myself head cannoning that kai loves to read and has big plastic rimmed reading glasses to go with them. Later on I think Ray gets some too but their clear and transparent rimmed and maybe more square.

But I imagine Ray liking to read about history, sociology, anthropology, and cooking books, but learns later on how to heal with earth magick so he buys a lot of herbal books too.

Kai reads mysteries, crime novels, ancient civilizations, mythology, philosophy, history books about wars and crime research, with his fire magick learns to feel auras so he picks up books about psychology and psychology in a societal sense.

Hilary reads everything. Like everything, from dark horror novels, to classical literature, poetry, history, educational textbooks, she can even read Latin, French, old English, Gaelic and Anglo saxon. She loves hearing stories about ancient myths and legends from all over the world and remembers them all. She’s read Voltaire twice and Dante’s inferno and has read all versions and testaments of the Bible. She will tell the obvious, the Bible has no answers, the stories are interesting but messengers are confusing and probably don’t count in a modern era anymore. Especially when she openly believes the Bible is overrated. I think every witch would agree that the people who have treated the bible the way it is, does make it overrated then it should be.

Ray reading to Hilary in bed. I haven’t posted my beyblade poly relationship honeymoon series! Just finished my chapter exams, onto to get my license as a Associate and Life Insurance Broker Agent! I can earn enough money soon in my income to continue my business in making art!

So while Kai reads to Hilary while she’s having a relaxing bath, Ray reads to Hilary in bed, especially on Sunday mornings when she, Tituba and the boys don’t want to get out of bed.

Shit Tite Kubo might say (if he read Bleach Lists)


As requested by tolpen49. :)


Let’s say that Tite Kubo discovered my blog and decided to read it for some reason. What sorts of things might he say during that unfortunate journey of discovery?


1. “My characters do not say ‘dude.’”


2. “Ulquiorra is NOT alive!”


3. “Ulquiorra was NEVER sassy!”


4. "And people say *I’m* bad with continuity.“


5. "Well I wondered what happened to the filler writers after Bleach ended. Maybe now I know.”


6. “…..I might steal that for an omake. Only I’ll make it funny.”


7. "Um I’m pretty sure that Kon is HILARIOUS.“


8. "I’m putting Kon in all the chapters now.”


9. “HE WILL INTERRUPT SO MANY SERIOUS SCENES. EAT IT!”


10. "Huh. So she actually believed Byakuya was dead for a while? Score one for me.“


11. "Yamamoto’s eyebrows are not creepy. They are cool and manly.”


12. “Gin. Gin is the creepy one.”


13. “Why can people never see that Gin is the creepy one?”


14. “…who the fuck is Steve?”


15. “I do NOT have a fetish for cutting off arms.”


16. “I haven’t even cut off that many arms.”


17. “………I guess maybe I cut off a lot of arms.”


18. “But dammit, it’s a good visual effect.”


19. “Oh yeah…….Kira. I knew I was forgetting about someone!”


20. “Urahara’s hat isn’t a character.”


21. “Hats don’t talk!”


22. “Seriously what is that woman’s hat obsession?”


23. “I-I would never date my own characters!”


24. “Also I’m married!!!”


25. “……my readers are weird."