kol quotes

  • Klaus: Ugh, Elijah, you’re such a goodie two-shoes.
  • Elijah : No, I’m not!
  • Kol: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel.
  • Elijah: What do you mean?
  • Kol: I mean that you’re bland and boring. You’re like if school and news had a baby.
  • Katherine: It’s kinda true, Elijah.
  • Caroline: Get some spice into you, Elijah!
  • Elijah: I can be spicy! Look, my shoe’s untied and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually I am. I could trip.
  • Kol: Come on, up top.
  • Elijah: I don't high five; I don't fist bump; I don't peace out and I definitely do not 'raise the roof'