kol quotes

Kol, almost in tears: I’m so upset…


Elijah: What’s wrong?


Kol: Well…


Elijah: *gently* Yes?


Kol: Finn said that everybody hates me!


Rebekah: Bullshit. He’s the one everybody hates.


Klaus: For once I agree with Rebekah. Now, let’s go stab him.

Kol : Yo.

Klaus : Hi.

Rebekah : Hey.

Klaus : Hello.

Elena : Hi.

Klaus : _ Did you hear something ?

Damon : Greeting !

Klaus : _ Who invited the vampire ?

Caroline : Hello !

Klaus : HI MY BEAUTIFUL SOFT BABY ! HOW ARE YOU ? YOUR SMILE IS LIKE THE SUN. I MISSED YOU, DON’T LEAVE ME AGAIN !!

—  Vampire Diaries
  • Klaus: Ugh, Elijah, you’re such a goodie two-shoes.
  • Elijah : No, I’m not!
  • Kol: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel.
  • Elijah: What do you mean?
  • Kol: I mean that you’re bland and boring. You’re like if school and news had a baby.
  • Katherine: It’s kinda true, Elijah.
  • Caroline: Get some spice into you, Elijah!
  • Elijah: I can be spicy! Look, my shoe’s untied and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually I am. I could trip.
  • Klaus: You won't regret this, Rebekah, when I kiss Caroline in the forest, it'll be like we're all kissing Caroline in the forest.
  • Kol: I call first!
  • Elijah: Really?
  • Kol: Well if I'm gonna kiss her I don't wanna go after you guys.
  • Freya: I'll go last I'm fine with that.
  • Rebekah: We are not kissing Caroline.
  • Kol: Yes we are!
  • Klaus: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Kol: Yes.
  • Klaus: I was hula hooping. Caroline and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Kol: Oh, my God.
  • Klaus: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Kol: Why are you telling me this?
  • Klaus: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Kol: You sick son of a bitch.