koi eating

Kaldur manages to convince Roy for the first 5 months of their friendship that they dont eat fish out of respect for them. “In Atlantis, it is against common courtesy to eat sentient beings weaker than ourselves. If we wish to feast on those who breathe, we must beat them in a show of brawns.”

It isn’t until they forget that theyre supposed to be playing him and takes a huge bite out of his fish taco that he realizes that the warrior he thought was stoic and never humorous had been fucking with him that whole time.

Apps for age regressors/pet regressors

Tap Tap Fish
* You start with a large rock called a Lonely Corallite. Your job is to make it friends. You start by growing coral then you can buy fish, octopi, dolphins, etc.

Clawbert
* A claw machine game where you win friends for Clawbert. You grab eggs and when they hatch you get cute creatures or coins!!

Camp Pokémon
* A Pokémon game where you play mini games to earn the Alolan forms of the Pokémon at the camp.

Emoji Blitz
* Kind of like candy crush but with Disney characters. They frequently have events when they add new characters into the game. And you can play with individual characters. Each character has its own power.

Monster 1 & 2
* Sesame street books featuring Grover and Elmo. They’re called The Monster at the End of the Book 1 & 2.

Little Broken Robots
* Can be a bit difficult but you fix up robots! You rearrange “wires” till they’re fixed. And each robot has a special diagnosis

Little Kitten
* You get to play with a small kitten! You can play with a truck, hide-n-seek, blocks, etc. You can put the kitten to bed and so much more!!

Zen Koi
* You play as a koi fish and you eat up dinner kinds of bugs and other fish to create stones to expand your pond!

Egg!
* You play with, feed, dress up, and raise an egg! And when it hatches, you get a creature based on specific personalities (athletic, girly, nerdy, etc.). There are many different kinds of eggs and each egg produces a different creature per personality.

MY LITTLE PONY: Magic Princess Quests
* You create your own version of Ponyville. You arrange the buildings and decorations as you want. You do small things to achieve goals and earn new ponies.

Alchademy
* You mix together ingredients to get other ingredients and relics!

Pakka Pets Village
* You raise a small pet called a Pakka. Depending on how you raise it, there will be different outcomes. You can mine for gems, mix together foods, go on missions, etc.

Animal Jam
* You design your own animal and play games. You can interact with people from across the globe. You can buy pets, clothing, accessories, etc.

Magikarp Jump
* You raise Magikarp by feeding and training them. Then you compete in leagues where the Magikarp jump to see who can jump the highest. You can also earn/buy decorations and Pokémon companions.

Neko Atsume
* You put out food and toys which attract cats that you can collect! You can also nickname each cat!!

  • Ieyasu: Can you hold something for me?
  • MC: *holds hand out* Sure, what is it?
  • Ieyasu: *takes her hand and intertwines their fingers together* ..My hand.
tenka twitter memes

#rendezvouswithmychildhoodfriendnow

#rendezvouswithmylordnow

#rendezvouswithmyninjanow


Referencing the #onadatewithmygirlfriendnow hashtag that has exploded recently on Twitter. I have been seeing Hashimoto Kanna’s tweet everywhere lol. She is super cute in that picture though. Basically girls tweet pictures of themselves in a date-type situation, and give permission to their followers/viewers to use those pics and pretend that they’re on a date together.

  • Mitsunari: Lord Ieyasu, would you like to say one word for the warlords gathered here?
  • Ieyasu: One word.
  • Mitsunari: Um..can you say more words?
  • Ieyasu: Two words.

specsthespectraldragon  asked:

I gotta say, sometimes you really cannot help but to touch the bat. For example, if your biggest koi is trying to eat it but can't get it all the way in her mouth. There's not a lot of things to do in that sort of situation.

1. Stick
2. Rubber kitchen gloves

I see what you’re getting at but RABIES KILLS if it’s not treated in time, and it’s excruciatingly painful and can mess you up for the rest of your life if you live. No touchy the bat.

Masamune’s tweets [6/7]

Masamune: ……good morning. Yesterday passed by in a flash.

Masamune: I got lots of zunda mochi from everyone yesterday. ……I’m happy.

Masamune: ……do you want some?

Masamune: ……zunda pairs well with other things as well.

Masamune: ……work went well today. Thanks to that, I can free up some time tomorrow. Is there anything you want to do?

Emo song titles

-Keroscene killers

-Just because your dad told me not to eat the koi fish doesn’t mean I listened to him

-*Year lead singer was born*

-We’re going to stick it to the man with this passive aggressive song about our record label

-you might be sad, but I’m sadder( and richer than you for it)

-My girlfriend is a goth and that’s hot™

-a song about love called “hurricane” probably

-*NOW THATS WHAT I CALL EDGY!!!*

-soft acoustic song stuck ¾ of the way through the record

-I can scream and so can you

-easy listening to cry to while hating your parents

-Rawr xD: the musical

-Someone Get The Eyeliner

sonaspectrum  asked:

Luna doesn't swim huh? She afraid of water or lazy?

She’s not afraid of water (clearly, as she keeps going in it,) but we’ve never introduced her to swimming and she’s a bit careful when trying new things. Especially at the age when the pond video was filmed - at that time she had also decided she couldn’t jump down on the top step outside our garden door, as it was (apparently) an impossible feat. I just don’t think she realizes swimming is A Thing.

And to be honest, after she decided she’d eat our koi given the chance, we figured it’d be better if she just didn’t learn that she could :P

ways adhd is constantly low key ruining my life:

  • I literally forget to eat if I am alone. I will literally forget to feed myself because unless I get up that exact second my stomach is like “hey dumbass you’re hungry” I will forget that I was hungry in the first place.
  • I literally forget to go to sleep. I try to stop myself now because I KNOW what happens when I do this, every time, but a lot of youtubers upload their videos late at night/early in the morning so my dumb ass forgets to fall asleep because I watched ONE safiya video and then youtube recommended me a buzzfeed video and then a liza koshy video and then a jenna marbles video and then I look at the clock on my laptop and holy fuck it’s 2:30 and I need an hour to actually go to sleep oh my god I’m not going to sleep until 3:30 I have to get up at seven fuck I’m so stupid how am I going to get through work tomorrow god what the fuck
  • if I start to do something, like I actually get the motivation and the energy to do something like clean illyria’s tank or do laundry, I cannot stop in the middle or I will never finish it. I clean my room, like actually clean it (put clothes away, do laundry, change my sheets, pick up the trash, pick up the accumulated shit that’s all around my room from months of being lived in, etc), once every MAYBE four months because it takes me like 8 hours to clean it until I’m satisfied. I’ve literally slept just on the allergen cover on my bed for a week because I got interrupted when I was cleaning my room and I kept forgetting to put sheets on my bed until it was time to go to sleep and at that point in the day, every time, I just didn’t care or have the energy to deal with it. so my friend ended up making my bed because he hated how the allergen cover feels. 
  • it takes me an hour to actually fall asleep because I can’t turn my brain off so if I go upstairs at 12:30, I know I’m not falling asleep until 1:30 whether I like it or not. and I usually just take one too many melatonin because I have to work tomorrow and I fucking need sleep like holy shit.
  • I had a really good point for this next one and I completely forgot what it was
  • OH OH OH time! my concept of time is skewed because if I’m engaged in something (watching youtube videos or typing a post like this for example because like, holy shit it’s 12:26 I need to go to bed), I don’t notice the time passing at all. I have literally accidentally stayed in bed for three hours because I was watching videos on my phone and I would’ve bet you $100 that it had only been twenty minutes. but when I’m bored and my brain has nothing to engage in, five minutes feels like fifty minutes and I start spiraling because it’s like if my brain doesn’t have anything to eat (ie focus on) it just starts eating itself (ie spiraling)
  • I’m always tired because my brain is literally always going so I’m not physically tired, like I feel physically okay, I could probably hike up a (small) mountain, sure - but my brain is like, done for the day by 3:30. and it’s a fucking JOKE because I’m not a fully functional person until about 3-4 hours after I wake up and I take my medicine within the first 45 minutes of being awake and it’s most effective for about eight hours so there’s literally like maybe three hours that you can catch me during the day where I have my shit together.
  • I almost got written up at work once because I wasn’t “finishing everything” when I opened. this happened because they found to do lists I wrote myself so I wouldn’t forget to do the things - BUT I FORGOT THE LISTS EXISTED AND FORGOT TO CROSS OUT THE THINGS I DID SO IT LOOKED LIKE EVERY TIME I OPENED THE PREVIOUS TWO WEEKS I FORGOT TO DO REALLY BASIC SHIT LIKE FEED THE BIRDS OR THE FISH OR DO DEAD SWEEP OR FEED THE REPTILES AND I HAD TO AWKWARDLY EXPLAIN LIKE NO, OH MY GOD, THOSE LISTS ARE FOR ME SO I DON’T FORGET TO DO THOSE THINGS. I JUST………. FORGOT THAT THE LISTS EXISTED AFTER I WROTE THEM
  • I literally failed the drug test to get my current job because the nurse person who did it wouldn’t listen to me when I told her I take adderall and it would show up on the test so I failed the drug test because I had amphetamines in my system do you understand how AWKwARD that phone call was to a potential employer!!!! DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
  • there are at least three books that I have multiple copies of because I never got around to reading the first copy I picked up because I couldn’t focus but I saw it in a store again and was like “[jenna marbles voice] HELL YEAH I WANNA READ THIS BOOK” and then I get home and three months later when I clean my room I find the other two copies of the book and it’s too late to return it so I just?????? never read any of them?
  • this is terrible but I like, occasionally forget to feed the dogs or take yeezy on a walk because I’m a piece of shit. I’ve never completely forgotten but I’ve definitely remembered at like 2pm and texted my mom “hey wait did you feed the dogs?” and just……… god I suck
  • the amount of times I have forgotten that I had a class or a make up class since I started training. catch me at the fucking fish wall confused and offended that you’re telling me I fORGOT a class until I realize that I’m a dumbass and I did, in fact, completely forget I had a class
  • today I was midsentence with a customer and I looked up and one of the koi had something in their mouth and I trailed off in the middle of a word and just blurted out “did that koi eat a piece of gravel” because he was swimming around with half a worm in his mouth and interrupting the lady a few minutes later to tell her when I realized it was a piece of worm and not a piece of gravel and her just looking super disgusted 

tl;dr anxiety makes being a person Hard but adhd makes being a person Impossible

OKAY you know how i always write regency au as this very romanticized thing where virgin Sidney has the best wedding night of his life and it’s all super aesthetic??? BUT THEN i fucking remember that clip from Virgin Diaries where the couple literally kiss for the first time in their entire lives at their wedding and it’s like two koi fishes trying to eat each other’s faces???? 

So what im saying is…Sidney steeling himself for the kiss and then going right in like a vacuum cleaner and Evgeni wants to laugh bUT HE CAN’T IT’LL HURT SIDNEY’S FEELINGS

Hi…
@kirakirafairyprincess convinced me to post my draw about Six Gravity Tsukiusas. I really don’t know if it’s good ^ ^’
What is happening in each circle :

Arata’s world :

Arata: I can’t find Aoi… * walk between plants and strawberries* But I have strawberries… *Get one ♡*

Aoi: *smile* He can’t find me

Aoi-chan and flowers:

Woman : I think someone put a bunny in my bouquet *Take Aoi*

Aoi: I will give to you lots of love *Blush and wink*

Harupedia :

Haru: Finally I have my own Wikipedia *Sparkles* I’m incredibly

Kakeru and Koi Nhaamm~~~

Kakeru: This donut is delicious * Eat*

Koi: I want more one * Take another*

Kakeru and Koi :Nhaamm~~~ *Sparkles and Hearts*

Hajime the Prince:

Hajime: I have to save the Princess *Fearless*

Six Gravity:

Arata : Pink head. *Fight*

Koi: *Fight*

Haru :Hajime will give the iron claw in you two *Drop*

Aoi: Arata… *Drop*

Hajime : What are those two doing? * Crown*

Kakeru: I want to be talll *Angry* I cannot see anything

I tag @judaiteitoreokou and @zephyrsus I don’t know if you two want to see but I will tag…

Tsukiuta. [Harukaze To Hibari] Satsuki Aoi & Nagatsuki Yoru Mini Drama Translation.

Finally done!!! Sorry for taking so much time until I got it done. School was giving me work to do at home. There was also some personal feelings that was getting in the way and I was unable to focus while translating ;;__;; Since I know that October will be hell for me when to comes to translating so I ended up think that it’s a bad idea to let this drama CD wait any longer. So here it is! Please enjoy ^^

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