kohl's

Okay, kids, important things are happening.

1. Kohl’s is having a special, in store only sale on their clearance merchandise storewide. Take an additional 20% off at the register, no coupon necessary. That sale runs through August 29th. Most of the clearance items are up to 70-90% off already, and you’ll get 20% off that. So if the ticketed clearance price is $10, the new sale price will be $8.

2. Through Sunday, Kohl’s also has a 15% off pass good storewide (find it online to print or show on your phone here: http://www.kohlscorporation.com/ecom/windows/2010_MayUpdate/PrintPass/_2015/20150807-bts-print-pass/20150807-bts-print-pass-desktop-8130.htm) that INCLUDES CLEARANCE ITEMS. The 15% will come off the new sale price, so take that clearance price of $10, take off 20% (now $8), and then take 15% off that, making it $6.80.

These aren’t chintzy items that look cheap. There are lots of dresses, shirts, pants, shoes, sweaters, you name it. Nice stuff, too–I picked up two really nice sweaters, a super cute cardigan, and a nice button down shirt with ladybugs on it. All nice for work, and really good quality. AND LOOK HOW MUCH I PAID FOR IT!

So if you’re needing nicer clothes for school, or maybe some new work pants or something, this weekend is the time to do it!

Anyhow, I just thought you guys might want to know. Have a good weekend, y'all!

Listen, we’re interested in how ideas circulate through popular culture, but this “If I Can’t Go To Heaven” triangle t-shirt is too much. Kohl’s is a huge corporate entity that stands to make way more money off our lyrics and design than we ever will. Please share this image and let Kohl’s know it’s not OK to rip independent artists off this blatantly.

#corporatemakeover

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