kofi's reaction

The Cosmic Wasteland def. Neville & The Lucha Dragons:

Kevin Owens def. Ryback  (Intercontinental Championship Match) :

Dolph Ziggler def. Rusev:

The Dudley Boyz def. The New Day by Disqualification (WWE Tag Team Championship):

Charlotte def. Nikki Bella (Divas Championship Match):

Chris Jericho being revealed as the mystery partner: 

The Wyatt Family def. Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose & Chris Jericho:

John Cena def. Seth Rollins (United States Championship Match):

Seth Rollins def. Sting (WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match):

Sheamus attempting to cash in Money in the bank:

Kane, doing whatever it was Kane was doing: 

Restaraunt Wars Reaction

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

WHAT IN ROWLING’S NAME WAS THIS AMAZING EPISODE!? There were so many twists and turns! I trusted no one. To recap

  • We learn the theater woman’s name: Jane.
  • RONALDO HAD A GF!? THERE SHE WAS AT THO
  • Ronaldo is still trash, but slightly more bearable trash. This was the first episode he was in I didn’t actively cringe the entire time.
  • Oh, right, the actual wars.
  • Okay, so the fry pizza routine was hilarious and way too on point.
  • THEY QUOTED THE BAGEL BITES SONG MY HEART AND MY CHILDHOOD
  • Anime Steven going “keh” in response to “THE KETCHUP IS IN THE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSS!?”
  • Kofi where did you even get a brand from wtf
  • A reference to the briefcase store again. Still a mystery who runs it.
  • omfg waiter pearl chef amethyst and mai’tre d garnet i am so gayyyyy