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Hei! Oletko sinäkin huomannut, että olet yhteiskunnan ja median mielestä vähän pullea pullapallo? Ei hätää! Niin olen minäkin joten, mitäs jos treenataan yhdessä kesäkuntoon? Tässä olis muutama tärppi.

1. Osta ensiksi kalliit treenivaatteet, koska pitäähän siellä salilla nyt näyttää hyvältä.

2. Osta heti ensiksi kausikortti sinne salille, vaikka et vielä tiedäkkään haluatko/sopiiko se liikuntamuoto sinulle.

3. Osta salitreenikengät, koska hei eihän nyt normaalit lenkkarit vaan käy.

4. Aloita jokin trijoonasta Jutta Gustafsbergin dieeteistä.

5. Ja sitä proteiinia pitää saada siis IHAN VITUSTI, ei riitä että sitä oon ruuassa. Osta siis protskurahkaa (jossa on jopa vähemmän proteiinia kuin normi rahkassa, mutta koska siinä lukee protsku ;)) protskujauhetta

6. Hommaa personal trainer tai edes kunto-ohjelma ja käy kalliissa kehomittauksessa.

7. Vältä sokeria, suolaa, rasvaa, hiilareita, kaikkee leipää, pastaa, perunaa, jauhelihaa, marininoitua lihaa siis oikeestaan syö vaan parsakaalia ja jääpaloja ja sitä PROTSKUU

8. Ja osta palautusjuomia ja patukoita.

9. TAJUA ETTÄ TÄMÄ KAIKKI ON PASKAA.

10. Anna olla ja näe itsesi kauniina vaatekokoon katsomatta! Sinä olet kaunis!

clamanath  asked:

What's your opinion on this: www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=bFAPKDVXNnw

I think he’s out of his damn mind.

For starters, the title is extremely misleading. I won’t call it click bait, because if it was click bait it would look more like “I Went to the Comic Book Store Today and You’ll NEVER Guess What Happened Next!” but all the same he’s selling oranges and calling them apples. The video is called “The Rise and Fall and Plummet of Comic Books” and the majority of the video is just him pissing and moaning about how demographics he’s not part of are being reached out to. He barely even touches on the comics and sales themselves and mostly focuses on tired, beaten to death points like lady Thor and a black girl paling around with Tony Stark. Like, seriously people, even people who like those characters are probably sick to death of them being brought up all the fucking time. Also, describing Bat Woman’s sexual orientation as “Oh, she enjoys slurping some slatch!” And he wonders why people call him and his fans ‘man babies.’ It would be one thing if he was 12 or 15, but he’s not; he’s a grown ass man. When the hell is he going to start acting like one?

Also, describing a Mary Sue and citing Rey from The Force Awakens as an example? First of all, 2015 called, they want their easy target back, and second that whole “Ugh, Rey’s a Mary Sue, nyah nyah nyah!” has been long since debunked. There’s nothing you can say about Rey that can’t also be applied to Luke.

But putting all that aside, he’s not saying anything new. Comic books have been on the wane since the Spectator Boom back in the 90′s turned the industry on its’ head and it just never recovered. Comic books just aren’t a growth industry anymore. The upcoming video-game “Injustice 2″ will easily sell over three million copies if not more, but if DC made a comic book with the same exact story, characters, premise, and setting….it would be lucky if it sells 100,000 copies. By the way, those are considered GOOD sales. In any other industry, selling 100,000 of anything would be a death sentence for that particular intellectual property. If only 100,000 tickets were sold for a movie like Civil War or Batman v Superman then not only would that be a crippling financial blow to the studio, but the medium itself would have taken such a punch to the gut that it likely would have been DECADES before that studio made another superhero movie.

Having said that, I do agree that I’d much rather see these companies make new characters instead of just give a pre-existing character and giving them a race or gender swap. It’s tiresome, boring, and supremely lazy. The part I take umbrage with is that he’s acting as if this is some recent phenomenon that only surfaced in the last few years. Spoiler alert, it’s not. Comic books have been doing this for decades now, for it’s a tactic almost as old as comic books themselves. While it’s as exasperating as exasperating gets, it works. As much as I detest that method, I still have to admit that if not for it we wouldn’t have great characters like Steel, Power Girl, War Machine, X23, Batgirl, She-Hulk, pretty much every Teen Titan that isn’t Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and arguably Beast Boy (one can easily argue that’s he’s a green pint-sized Plastic Man, only with animals) and the list goes on and on.

Look, laugh and guffaw and cry “See, this is what happens when you pander to SJWS!” all you want over comics declining sales all you want, but again, falling sales are nothing new. Comic books and printed media as a whole with the exception of novels has been slowly but steadily going extinct for the past two decades now, and blaming falling comic book sales on SJWs or whatever online boogeyman is currently trending is like blaming EA for the video-game crash of 1987. By all means, criticize them all you want. You don’t have to like what they’re doing by any stretch. As someone who’s grown up reading comic books, I can’t tell you how utterly heartbreaking it is to not only see comic books and printed media in general slowly going extinct, but even more saddened that what comic books there are serve as little more than beta-testing grounds for future multi-media projects. By and large, Marvel doesn’t give a FUCK what comic is and isn’t selling. Would they like Korean Hulk and Ironheart to be best sellers? Sure, but they aren’t losing sleep over low sales. The only part they actually care about is when or if Riri Williams becomes a viable enough character to take the reins in future Iron Man movies once Robert Downy Jr. decides “Yeah, you know what? I made enough money.”

Again, you don’t have to like it or even respect it. I certainly don’t. But if your big KO to them is “Hey, your Captain Marvel comic isn’t selling very well!” all Marvel’s going to do is reply with “Sorry, what was that? We can’t hear you through this big pile of money we’re about to make from the Captain Marvel movie staring his female counterpart which will also become the go-to female superhero movie when DC inevitably fucks up Wonder Woman!”

One more thing. As for the whole SJW thing, again, you can criticize all you want. But if you’re going to lose your shit over a comic book talking about tampons, then grow. The hell. Up. Comic books have talked about problems of men and boys for as long as comic books have been a thing. Almost every teenage superhero have powers that are metaphors for puberty while at least one third of the entire Spider-Man lore and mythos is about how he can’t seem to ever get laid. Anyone who’s going to lose their damn mind over Marvel talking about girl problems while ignoring Peter Parker’s sex life often being a major selling point all the while acting as if they had been personally wronged because a comic book had the audacity to reach out to young girls for once, then they can take their selective persecution complex and stick it straight up their ass!

And for the record…

Got Me-Self A Ko-fi Button!

Its on my profile! I hope I set it up right.

I’m not going to throw a pity party or nothing because I don’t need sympathy haha, but I REALLY appreciate any donations!

And here’s why in case anyone cares: What with my dad’s medical bills, my abselute bone headed stupidity in getting in a car wreck, and high school graduation costs on top of all that, my family is very tight on cash right now.

I want to start paying for things myself to help them out, like fuel for the car, or clothes I’ll need for college, ect. Ect… Just little things to lighten the load.

Like I said, I appreciate every bit, and PLEASE give me a request if you do donate ‘cause I want to give back. God bless, guys! Have a great day.

HINDI TOTOONG MAPAPA-ENGLISH KA NA LANG KAPAG GALIT ver. 2.0

Mood: Naglalatag ng sariling red carpet tapos binuhusan ang sarili ng rainbow colored confetti while doing Fetty Wap Challenge.

Dahil ito na ata ang pinakamakasaysayang araw at pinakainaabangang ‘Achievement Unlocked’ ng buhay ko. Antagal ko ‘tong kinimkim sa puso ko. Antagal kong nagtimpi pero sa wakas nagawa ko din. Para akong umutot ng sobrang baho saloob ng elevator ng walang kahit anong pagsisisi. Yung kahit madaming nakaamoy, proud na proud pa ako kase tangina nilang lahat with feelings!

Inaway ko lang naman yung isa kong katrabaho. At sobrang saya ko bes.

Sa trabaho ko kase ako yung ipinakabata, pinaka-less experience at pinakabago. Isama ko na din yung pinakamaalindog. At ako lang yung Pinoy. The rest puro ibang lahi na. Halos lahat naman sila kaibigan ko. Pero may iilan pa rin na sobrang aabusuhin ang kabaitan mo. Level of abuse: laspag levels. Ganyan. Porket hindi ka nagagalit at palagi ka lang nakangiti feeling nila okay lang sa’yo lahat. Kung tratuhin ka parang napakahina mo.

So eto nga. Meron akong isang katrabahong Pakistani na hindi naman kami close pero kung makapag-joke kala mo mag-bes kami. Kinukuha yung gamit ko ng walang paalam. Ipinamimigay ang inorder kong pagkain sa iba na parang may pa-charity works. Tapos siya pa yung barubal. Tagal na siyang ganyan sa’kin pero pinapalampas ko lang kase ang palaging mindset ko, “Magpakabait ka lang kahit hindi sila mabait sa’yo. Ang mahalaga malambot ang unan mo at nakakatulog ka ng mahimbing sa gabi.” Iniisip ko na lang,

“Siguro nakulangan sa chicken curry at biryani.”

O kaya, “Siguro hindi pinagbigyan ng asawa kagabi kase amoy nakaraan.”

O di naman kaya, “Siguro crush niya ‘ko. Naaalindugan kaya papansin.”

Tagal ko ag gumagawa ng excuse para hindi magalit sa kanya pero talagang sinusubok ang pasensya ko. Hanggang sa nitong huli, hindi na naman siya nagpaalam nung kinuha niya yung ‘gas defender’ ko. Hanap ako ng hanap buong araw kung nasaan pero nasa kanya lang pala. Ok lang naman yun sakin. Sanay na. Pero nung ibalik niya, siya pa yung may ganang itapon na lang basta sa harap ko. Napakabastos. Tapos nakangiti pa ang hayup, itim itim naman ng gilagid. Tumaas ang hi-blood ko bes. Eh di bigla akong napatayo sa kinauupuan ko at tiningnan siya ng masama sabay bagsak ko yung hard hat sa harap. Ramdam ko yung pagkakaisa ng mga atay, balunbalunan at buong kalamnan ko habang chinicheer nila ako ng, “Go bes. Labaannnn!!”

“Hoy! What’s your problem tangina ka?! Pareho lang tayo ng trabaho dito kaya wala kang karapatang ganyanin ako ha. Hindi mo ako pinapalamon!”

Nakatingin lang siya. Tapos nakalimutan ko, nag-tagalog pala ako kaya hindi niya naintindihan. Ewan ko ba. Sabi kase kapag galit na galit ka bigla ka na lang mapapa-English pero bakit parang hindi naman tumalab sa’ken! So inulit ko yung sinabi ko pero in English na.

“You’re nothing…But a second rate…Trying hard…Copycat!!!” Pero sa halip na tapunan ko ng tubig sa mukha, dinuraan ko na lang. Para classic.

Pero siyempre charot lang.

Pero ganito talaga yung sinabi ko akshwally.

“Hey ( sinabi ko buong pangalan), I don’t owe you anything. I don’t care if I lose my job or what. But next time you insult and disrespect me again in that way, babalatan kita ng buhay at ibibilad kita sa likod ng ref namin!” basta ganyan. Hindi ko na din naintindihan yung mga pinagsasabi ko pero feeling ko na-gets naman niya. Nagwalk-out eh. Struggle yung English ko nun ampota pero nairaos ko yung gusto kong sabihin kahit mautal-utal na ako. Hindi makapaniwala yung mga kasama ko na nagawa ko yun kase nasanay sila na tahimik lang ako palagi. Pero seriously, sobrang malaking accomplishment na yan para sa tulad kong palaging takot maka-offend ng ibang tao. That time, wapakels na ako to the max. No regrets, just pakingshets.

Ang sa’kin lang, hindi naman talaga kelangang paabutin lagi sa ganito. Nagpakabalahura lang ako kase, dami kong time. Pero kase, kapag hinayaan mo na lang na palagi kang hamakin ng isa, kayang-kaya din yang gawin sa’yo ng iba. Ng kahit sino. Know your worth. Kapag alam mong sobrang mali na, gawin mo yung alam mong tama na hindi kelangang macompromise yung pagkatao mo. Dahil kapag palagi mo na lang pinalampas, anong pinagkaiba mo sa aparador at sandok at kaldero sa bahay niyo? Hindi ka naman gamit. Walang magtatanggol sa sarili mo kundi ikaw lang mismo. At the end of the day, mga 11:59 P.M, sarili mo lang ang meron ka. Kung di mo alam ang sukat ng halaga mo, sino pang makakaalam ng worth mo? Ang pride hindi kelangang palaging nilulunok. Isinasantabi yan sa gilid ng lalamunan para kung sakaling may mang-agrabyado sa’yo, nakareserba yung pride mo para idura sa mukha niya, yung tagos!

Hey everyone! So I have some health problems that make finding a normal job difficult. So in order to make some money, I’ve set up a donate button on this ask blog and also my art blog: @kaleidoart

If you donate and leave a comment on my ko-fi page, I’ll do a sketch for you and post it to the art blog (unless it’s Mario related, then I’ll also put it on here.) Think of it like $3 sketch commissions! 

Which, will be the next thing I open up. So please, help me actually make a living and consider donating! 

KHR Genderbends and Ideas

Because brainstorming genderbends is actually really fun??? And because Ao’s art and ideas make me THINK. (Art by AthanatosOra because I can’t art crap)

“Hibari Kyoka.” We couldn’t think of another name. (Reasons for not using Kyouko.) I mean, I have NEVER known someone named “Kyoka,” but it’s technically correct. We went back to consider her background, but ultimately we did decide that her having connections to the Yakuza seems appropriate. But she thoroughly rejects it, and rejects the fact that her relative is involved. (If Fon being part of the Chinese Triads is even canon, which I don’t think it is, then maybe she just doesn’t like the underworld connections he has at all.) But her initial upbringing made her something of a dragon lady (somewhat skewed but with etiquette nonetheless, a smile but one that promises death) and she decides on a sort-of takeover of Namimori via reformed Yankii that she beat up personally and that now would follow her into hell and back.

^The aftermath. And after that, they follow her around like loyal puppies. But at a distance, because she will literally kick their asses if they make her part of a crowd.

“Yamamoto Nadeshiko.” WAITWAIT WE HAVE A REASON FOR THIS. Tsuyoshi and his wife had been expecting a son, but unexpectedly, turns out they had a girl! They didn’t prepare for this. So Tsuyoshi decides on “Nadeshiko” because hey, “Yamamoto Nadeshiko” is close to the original term, and he is steadily warming up to the idea of having a delicate young daughter to dote on. (Only to later come to the realization that Nadeshiko is nothing like that, after one unfortunate day wherein five-year-old Nadeshiko chops off her hair in a horrible rat’s nest and declares that she’s going to be the first female player to win at Koshien.) She still becomes something of a school idol at Namimori, but she hangs out with the guys more than a girls. (An honorary dude.) She’s still well liked throughout though, and the girls collectively girl-crush on Yamamoto.

“Sasagawa Kyōhei” and “Sasagawa Ryōko.” (AKA switching -hei and -ko). Wherein Kyōhei is the school’s male idol with a bright smile and Ryouko is his cute older sister but is too damn into boxing that she scares anyone and everyone away. We vacillated between giving Ryouko short or long hair, but ultimately decided on long, because Kyouhei is a doting little brother and tries to remind Ryouko that she is indeed a rather cute girl (and wants everyone to see just how adorable his older sister can be, too!), despite the fact that she literally gives no shits about that and is busy getting married to boxing.

Also, Ao noted that Ryouko’s hair is usually completely tied back. The side bangs are only when Kyouhei catches her in the morning before she manages to escape.

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anonymous asked:

Hi, sasali lang ako dun sa book-convo niyo kanina. Try mo basahin yung What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Fave ko yon :)

hey there! ohh how neat. Where did you get it? and how much did it cost? haha