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jeremy knox + music taste hc

Okay you guys… listen up…. Jeremy Knox is a slut for mainstream pop music

-like iMAGINE

-(this is probably going to be mostly in caps)

-JEREMY L O V E S ONE DIRECTION

-(that part was suggested to me by the Nerd, Nicky (neilsexy))

-LIKE HE SINGS KISS YOU TO JEAN

-EVEN THO HE’S TERRIBLE AT SINGING OKAY

-jeremy knox cant sing pass it on

-AND JEAN HATES THE SONG

-BUT HE LOVES JEREMY AND AS LONG AS JEREMY IS HAPPY SO IS HE

-HIS EARS MIGHT BE DISAGREEING THO

-anyways

-ALSO IMAGINE

-JEREMY KNOX LOVES EVERYONE’S PROBLEMATIC WHITE GIRL TAYLOR SWIFT

-bc goddamn she at least knows how to write a popular song

-BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT

-JUST THINK OF JEREMY SINGING ALONG TO TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS

-jean discovers this one day when he’s walking back to their dorm

-he can hear vaguely obnoxious music but he doesnt know where it’s coming from

-Laila and Alvarez are giving him Pitied looks

-poor jean he’s so confused

-but the music is getting louder as he gets closer to their dorm

-and then he opens the door

-and

-”WEEEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER”

-jean is like wtf he recognizes this shit singing and not just the recording

-of course it’s jeremy

-”jeremy what are you-”

-”DANCE WITH ME JEAN”

-now jeremy is trying to dance to shake it off

-jeremy knox cannot dance either

-jeremy no

-jEREMY YES

-and like when it comes to we are never ever getting back together

-jeremy has this Obnoxious Voice that he uses

-”WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER… *obnoxious voice* like ever”

-and jeremy absolutely INSISTS that Stay Stay Stay is his and jean’s song

-jean “doesnt like it”

-shut up moreau we all know you love it

-bUT JEREMY DISCOVERS JEAN IS STARTING TO LIKE IT WHEN HE WALKS IN AND HEARS JEAN HUMMING STAY STAY STAY

-a sneaky video that “just magically appeared” gets sent to the group chat

-you’re not smooth knox

-the other trojans get jean and jeremy tickets to taylor swift as a joke

-jean is mortified

-jeremy is ecstatic

-they go and jean lowkey loves it

-jeremy buys him a shirt

-jean would never wear it in public but he wears it to bed sometimes because it helps him sleep at night

-tl;dr- jeremy knox has the music taste of the white girl stereotype, he can’t sing, and he dances like a dad at a barbecue

5

I know this isn’t fandom-related, but I just love this video and I wanted to share it. This is Andrea Knox, an aerial dancer, peforming  a dance with a creation of her own: flyweights. The chains counterbalance her own bodyweight, allowing her to perform stunts that look nearly inhuman. And this performance is even better with the accompanying music, so make sure to watch the video: