know-how

i was listening to this song and i really don’t know what i was going for but after this long art block im happy i was able to finally chuck something out. all those in favor of Ari’s bby ponytail say aye. (and dante’s cute messy short hair)

vimeo

Alright, I’m legit infuriated because I spent forever on this and it looks bomb when I play it on my computer but the second I upload it online the filters go CRAZY and the certain scenes get fuzzy, but nonetheless, here’s my Bamon-centric trailer for season 7. Looks best if you watch it from Vimeo, but ugh but guys it looks so good on my computer I’m–ugh. Whatever. Sigh. I tried.

Here’s to the kids who’s parents/siblings tear them down for watching YouTube.

Here’s to the kids who get “Oh, you’re watching that again?”

Here’s to the kids who don’t think it’ll get better.

Just press that play button and know that whoever you’re watching, whether it be Jack or Mark or Felix or any other youtuber on the planet, they’re proud of you.

I’m proud of you.

For pushing through the crude remarks and still being able to enjoy the videos and people that bring you happiness.

Your Not-So Friendly Neighbourhood Consulting Love Poodle
  • ::THIS WAS GOING TO BE TWO PARTS BUT I COULDN'T WAIT. PLEASE EXCUSE MY CLUTTERING UP THE TAG (PS. IT'S LONG) :)
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock:*writing frantically*
  • John:*reading the newspaper*
  • Sherlock:*taps his chin with the pen*
  • John:*glances at him over the paper*
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:*hastily crossing things out*
  • John:*sighs* Aren't you usually at Bart's-
  • Sherlock:Do you know where William Shakespeare lives?
  • John:...
  • John:William Shakespeare? As...as in-
  • Sherlock:*frustrated* As in the playwright and romantic poet, yes.
  • John:*amused* Why?
  • Sherlock:*frowns* I need his help.
  • John:*folds his paper* So, you want to know where William Shakespeare lives? Presently?
  • Sherlock:*through gritted teeth* Yes. It's a perfectly simple question.
  • John:*forces a neutral expression* Oh, he lives in Stratford-Upon-Avon but he's a pretty busy man. What with all the plays and poems he's writing. Plus, it's a two hour drive.
  • Sherlock:*nods* Mmm. A phone number?
  • John:*hiding behind the newspaper* Try the Yellow Pages. Why are you so keen anyway?
  • Sherlock:*shrugs* Women seem to like him. He writes romantic poems.
  • John:*smiles* Ahhh *pauses* Here... *gestures for the paper*
  • Sherlock:*narrows his eyes*
  • John:*rolls his eyes* Trust me.
  • Sherlock:*sighs; hands him the paper*
  • John:*writing, folds the paper and seals it; smiles* Go get her, mate.
  • LATER
  • Molly:*yawns; enters her office and finds a note attached to a muffin*
  • Molly:*confused; reads the note* "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite. I do love nothing in the world so much as you'. Your not-so friendly neighbourhood consulting love poodle. PS. I think Shakespeare is still alive."
  • Molly:...
  • Molly:*grins*

But today I do! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE FACT THAT COMMUNITY IS ENDING????? CAUSE I DON’T!!!!

I’ve made out with an actual African.
—  white woman, in Boulder, on her sexual exploits