know this has been done before


triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  a  variety  of   different  sources.

  • ​❝ Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
  • ❝ Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?
  • ❝ We’re bad guys. It’s what we do. ❞
  • ​❝ I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.
  • ❝ You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours.  ❞
  • ❝ Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.  ❞
  • ​❝ You got all dressed up for me?
  • ​❝ Why do you eat people? Would you like to eat me?
  • ​❝ I’m bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in. ❞
  • ​❝ You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then?
  • ​❝ You ever been in love?
  • ​❝ Own that shit. Own it! What’d you think was gonna happen? Huh?
  • ​❝ I’m not much of a joiner, but… maybe we should.
  • ​❝ What’s the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.
  • ​❝ I gotta work on my cardio. ❞
  • ​❝ I’ve never seen you laugh before! I don’t think I like it!
  • ​❝ You give ‘em twenty minutes of naughty fun time and they think they own ya!
  • ❝ You think I’m just some dizzy airhead that don’t know nothin’.
  • ​❝ You’re gonna make me do it, aren’t you?
  • ​❝ Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.
  • ​❝ I’m fine. We’re done. He’s a jerk. Whatever. ❞
  • ​❝ I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy… ❞
  • ​❝ Oh well, at least I’m going out on a joke.  
  • ❝ I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up!
  • ❝ Get your own hostage!
  • ❝ You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo!
  • ❝ Well, the joke’s on you, 'cause I’m not even a real blonde.
  • ❝ I want to listen to the radio
  • ❝ Gee, it’s amazing the things you find in people’s glove compartments. ❞
  • ❝ Did you see the way I handled those creeps? Pow! Bam!
  • ❝ I’m keeping this one just for myself… maybe.  ❞
  • ❝ I think we can still work it out, don’t you?
  • ❝ I believe I served you with a subpoena once… It was a small subpoena.
  • ❝ Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral.
  • ❝ My boss likes me to wear a smile to work…
  • ❝ No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I’m through…
  • ❝ Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da.
  • ❝ Oy. Beauty school is starting to look pretty good about now. ❞
  • ❝ Sweetie, go get mommy’s bazooka. ❞
  • ❝ I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get!
  • ❝ It’s you. The way you move… The way you… ❞
  • ❝ It’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit.
  • ❝ Ready for some slapstick?
  • ❝ I had a kitty once. You know, they don’t always land on their feet.. ❞
  • ❝ We’ve got lots of cash-ching! We’ve got so much cash-ching! ❞
  • ❝ Why won’t you tell me how you broke my hypnosic spell? ❞
  • ❝ You wanna play? Okay, let’s play
  • ❝ You’re really sick, you know that, boss?
  • ❝ Well, well, well. Looks like someone’s luck ran out. ❞
  • ❝ Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him! ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes, to get where you want to go, you gotta be somebody else for a while.
  • ❝ You just can’t forget who you really are. ❞
  • ❝ Just goes to show you, never send a business man to do a psychopath’s job. ❞
  • ❝ It shouldn’t be too difficult. Just follow the mayhem.
  • ❝ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer the evening, I’d hammer in the morning, all over your skull!
  • ❝ Actually I don’t know, I am rarely in it. ❞
  • ❝ I am to busy doing the job you neglected to do. ❞
  • ❝ Well, you should be more careful, [ NAME ].  ❞
  • ❝ To what do we attribute this sudden cheerful outlook?
  • ❝ We got his credit cards; what’s to worry?
  • ❝ Wait! Want to see a movie?
  • ❝ Yahtzee! ❞

Sign ups open October 20th-November 1st!

What is a flash bang?

(I don’t know if this has been done before, I’m making it up). A Flash Bang is a collaborative fanwork creating event. This event is centered around a very short time frame, in this case 8 weeks. Unlike a traditional bang, instead of a two phase process where one person creates a work and another claims it, in this bang authors and artists will be paired off at the beginning of the bang and will collaborate together to create complementary works, one written and one audio and/or visual work. This way the bang can run on a much tighter schedule and writers/artists have the opportunity to work collaboratively from the beginning.

Writers and artists will be paired up as soon as sign ups close based on the preferences and dislikes that they list on their sign up forms. They will be put into communication with each other as soon as all matches are made, and will then be expected to work collaboratively to come up with an idea or concept for their works. The amount of communication between writer and artist and exactly how the event works out is up to the individual teams, however I do advise that more communication is pretty much always better.  The teams will then post their completed works on the same day, which will be promoted on the kingsmancollabevents tumblr.


  • All works must be new and previously unposted/unpublished.
  • All participants are expected to meet the deadlines. It’s a short timeline, but that’s the whole point of the challenge!
  • Check ins are mandatory.
  • Writers and artists must work collaboratively and come up with a shared story idea/concept.
  • All participants must respect each other’s likes/dislikes, squicks, and triggers.

Dates & Deadlines

  • October 20 - Sign up open
  • November 1 - Sign ups close
  • November 8 - Match ups sent out
  • November 29 - Check in #1
  • December 20 - Check in #2
  • January 3 - All works must be completed, posting begins

What will be expected?

  • Writers: One written work of at least 2000 words.
  • Artists: One piece of “art”, this may include but is not limited to traditional art, graphics, gifsets, moodboards, manips, videos, playlists, podfics.

Team will be expected to work collaboratively and coordinate their works so that they are complementary to each other.

Pairings? Genres? AUs?

Whatever you and your partner(s) agree on. You will list your preferences on the sign up.

Where do we post?

Preferably AO3 and/or tumblr, but that isn’t required. There will be an AO3 collection for all works that get posted there. Promotional posts will be submitted and reblogged on the kingsmancollabevents tumblr.

I love the idea, but I’m not sure I have the time, what can I do?

Sign up as a pinch hitter! Pinch hitters are important in case a writer or artist needs to drop out for any reason. Pinch hitters will not be initially matched up with someone, but will be called upon to jump in and take their place in a match up should someone have to drop out.

Pinch hitters should expect to be flexible and able to work quickly. You will likely be coming into a team that has already come up with their idea and may have already begun work.

I already have a partner I want to work with, can I do that?

Yes, there will be an option on the sign up form to indicate if you already have a partner you would like to work with. However, both partners will have to sign up individually, and you will both have to indicate on your own forms that you want to work with each other.

How do we communicate with our partners?

You will initially receive an email matching you with your partner(s). There will also be a Bang Slack, which, if you aren’t familiar, is a free app that works as a group IMing system, allowing both public group and private DM instant messaging. You will not be required to join the slack, but it is recommended. You can choose to communicate with your partner(s) however you wish, via slack, email, googledocs, etc, but the more communication the better.

Will all teams be one writer and one artist?

Not necessarily. You will be given the option to indicate whether or not working with a larger group is of interest to you on the sign up form. Depending on how sign ups even out we may have to set up some teams with more than one artist and/or writer.

What if the match isn’t working out?

Please email/message the mods ASAP and we’ll see what we can do. Collaboration isn’t always easy and we encourage you to do your best to work it out. Re-matching should be an absolutely last resort, but we understand that sometimes people just don’t click and if necessary the mods will do their best to re-match you.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns you can leave me an ask or an email @

anonymous asked:

Can you make a cómic about buff mari? Please ;-;

After this, Kim no longer challenges Adrien to competitions. He goes straight for Marinette.


a four part netflix original series based on the lunar chronicles, a bestselling series by marissa meyer, is coming to netflix on june 9. netflix has released the posters in preparation for the electric debut of this thrilling and face-paced series. 

Voltron Quotes Inspired by Shit My Friends Have Said

Lance: I’m garbage but like ~Gucci~ garbage. Like I’m dead and disgusting inside, but I’m still beautiful as fuck. Try me bitch, I can and will steal your man.

Hunk: I’m sad so I’m eating my feelings, but eating so much makes me more sad which just causes me to eat more DO YOU SEE MY DILEMMA?!

Allura: I’m growing out my hair in hopes that one day I can use it to strangle my enemies

Keith: Do you think anyone has ever tried to fuck a knife? Hey don’t give me that look just hear me out!!

Shiro: Stop calling me the dad of the group! I just want the sweet release of death, I can’t take care of you children!! I mean it, stop-alright yeah okay, I’m the dad. Sure whatever. Daddy needs a drink.

Pidge: You know what I wanna hear? Stephen Hawking talking dirty. What?! Technology is sexy, don’t kink shame me!

Coran: Have you ever been attracted to facial hair? Like sure that guy is cute, but his beard? …damn.


Slav: There’s a 47% probability that I’m pissing you off.

Zarkon: Oh god I hate them. Well, I don’t really hate them. I just want their cat. Do you think they’ll be pissed if I just stole it?

Lotor: If my hair gets messed up, I’m killing all of you and taking over the world. I spent three hours getting ready, and I will not hesitate to stab a bitch if they come too close.

ML Headcanon: Chloe actually doesn’t have good eyesight.

She isn’t a fan of contact lenses and the minute she tried on glasses she absolutely hated the way they looked on her.

So what was the next best option?

That’s why she’s got those sunglasses on her head all the time.


peter after cacw
  • aunt may: hey what languages are you taking next year? spanish? french? german?
  • peter: german??? the language of germany??? wow I would've never, I, Peter Parker, have never even thought of taking that language because I, honestly and truthfully, have never gone to Germany. i have never EVER fought anyone in germany if that's what youre trying to say, I've always been in my room, doing my homework and dumpster diving, I would NEVER E V E R even try to go to germany, it's a horrible place, not that I would know BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE
  • aunt may: what the fuck