knooowww

anonymous asked:

scorpio and cancer friends (both girls) hanging out/around their crush, a taurus guy? [for a scenario] thank you!

Scorpio: what should we say to him

Cancer: WE LIKE YOUR HAIR

Scorpio: DUDE

Taurus: oh hey thanks *blushes*

Scorpio: *whispers* he’s so cute when he blushes

Cancer: I KNOOOWWW

Taurus: wait what

Scorpio: *slaps a hand over Cancer’s mouth* NOTHINGGG


(NO MORE SCENARIO ASKS PLEASE!)

anonymous asked:

LIRRY IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND LIAM ASKED HARRY IF HE WAS OKAY LIKE A BILLION TIMES AFTER HE FELL AND THEN HE READ THAT SIGN ABOUT HARRYS THIGHS AND WAS LIKE "HARRYS VERY BRUISED THIGHS" LIKE HE FUCKIN KNOOOWWWS he's gonna see them later and probably press tender kisses all over them and be super gentle with him IM SO AAAA

YES anon YES give me moRE LIME KISSING HARRYS THIGHS THIS IS MY PREFERRED CONTENT ALWAYS 

Tag Game! :D

I was tagged by calmturquoise​! You’re supposed to come up with your own questions and tag people at the end but I’m not gonna do that because I’m too sleepy

1. What movie (based off of a book) do you think best represents/portrays the book that it’s based off of? 

I don’t knooowww I’m too sleepy to think of what books have turned into movies that I’ve actually seen

um 

pfffttt the Twilight series 

My aunt made me read those books and then go see the movies with her like 5 years ago and I dunno I have vague memories of accuracy, whereas I recall noticing discrepancies in things like Harry Potter and The Hunger Games

Maybe I just think Twilight was accurate to the books because I didn’t care

I’ll give, like, LotR and The Maze Runner and all those other popular movies based off of the books the benefit of the doubt because I haven’t read the books so they were good yeah!!! 

2. Top five songs you’ve listened to this week/month? 

Uhhh -blinks sleepily- doing this right when I woke up was not ideal

In no particular order:

Bad Blood by Taylor Swift because I like imagining badass AU scenes to that song in my head

Let it Slam - a mashup of Let it Go and the Space Jam theme song - because I played the song and music video for a bunch of friends a couple of weeks ago and they all loved it, we all laughed our butts off for the entire duration of the video and for a few minutes afterward 

See You Again by Charlie Puth - the version w/o Wiz Khalifa - because I just like it. I really like the piano. I just love any song with piano as the primary or sole instrument  

Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars because it’s my good friend and I’s jam, and I was in the car with her one day so we requested it via text on the radio, and this is a transcript of the conversation:

Me: PLAY UPTOWN FUNK -26 exclamation points- 

Jeff (radio DJ): Sounds good! Uptown Funk coming up in about 10 minutes! Don’t believe me, just …listen :) -Jeff

(ten minutes later, on the radio, Jeff says something about me demanding he play Uptown Funk in all caps with like 20 exclamation points before playing the song) 

Me: That’s actually twenty FIVE exclamation points. Don’t believe me? Just… look!!!!

Jeff: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I DID look again. And that’s CLEARLY Twenty SIX… Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!) -Jeff

Me: STOP. Wait a minute. I’m too wrong… HOT DAMN!!!!

Jeff: hahaha. Well played. Uptown must have funked you up. :) -Jeff

Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon because I just love dancing to that song, it’s so fun and bouncy!!! 

3. Last movie you saw in theaters? 

Jurassic World and I LOVED IT!!!!!! I WANT A LITTLE TEENY BABY HERBIVORE <3 And I saw it after going out to eat at Applebee’s and eating my pasta with my hands because they failed to give me silverware and I didn’t want to ask.  

4. If you could go to any state or country in the world for a two-week vacation, where would you pick? 

PENNSYLVANIA PENNSYLVANIA PENNSYLVANIAAAAAAAA. You’d think I’d pick somewhere else since I’ll be living in PA with Lee full-time soon anyway but NOPE I want to just see her as much as possible so that’s my answer!!!

5. Skirt, shorts, jeans, or sweatpants? 

ALL OF THEM depending on the season and occasion but I think most often skirts!!! 

6. Fictional character that you would like to be BFFs with? 

Castiel. Or Gabriel. Or Dean. Or Charlie. 

7. What is ONE electronic device that you couldn’t live without? 

MY CELLPHONE. Because you can do practically everything on there that you can do with any other common electronic device, like every function and app serves the purpose of some other electronic but it’s ALL OF THEM packed into a little handheld easily accessible & usable device, AND the cellphone has more and better methods of communication than any other device in addition to that, which is one of the most important things, and it’s got a lot of important information in there… plus it’s how I talk to Lee every day. 

8. What is your dream job? 

Breeding and raising small benevolent herbivore dinosaurs  

9. Favorite thing to do when you wake up in the middle of the night unable to sleep? 

Browse Tumblr, do something creative 

10. Blizzard or thunderstorm? 

BOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but blizzard. As long as it’s not a HORRIBLE blizzard and people are safe. Or THUNDERSNOW 

11. Top 3 favorite fanfics (for any pairing, genre, fandom)?

Any 3 of wordstrings‘. I’d like to pick just three favorites of hers because I know that would make her feel good about those three, then, but honestly, I cannot choose. Everything she writes is just too good. 

anonymous asked:

I sweeear you got a camera for christmas..where's your photos @?

Adskladskl I knooowww D: I had to wait until all my stuff came in the mail (septum rings, make-up, etc.) But I’ll be posting pics on Sunday! :)

anonymous asked:

I love astrology stuff n it's funny bc my bday is the day before Pete wentz but literally I've never met an Aries I don't like its like we're this roast squad that exists on another level

I KNOW…I KNOOOWWW that’s the perfect description of a gemini + aries friendship. me and my gemini best friend kids-likeus are like that like we talk mad shit and we have the best time together…i love all my gemini friends

tagged

Name: Tape
Nickname: Tapey,Tapey boy,Bob,Bobby
Age: 10030
Gender: agender
Birthday: November 18
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5′1
Favorite Color: blood red, mint
Average Hours Of Sleep: Depends?
Last Thing I Googled: grass png (dont ask)
Number Of Blankets I sleep with: 1
Favorite Fictional Character: Kenny 
Favorite Famous Person: theanimeman
Favorite Movie: wolf children
Favorite TV Show(s): greys anatomy
Favorite Book: i dont know
Favorite Band: 3OH!3, Studio Killers, Maroon 5, idk
Last Movie I Saw: DONT KNOOOWWW
Dream Job: animator
Dream Trip: Japan

do what you want i dont care

woecaine asked:

Pause I'm laughing because that girl was like "I'm 16!" Like it was that much of an age gap from how old you are ... Probably not even a full year older than u goodnight haters

I KNOOOWWW THATS THE PART THAT MAKES ME LAUGH ITS INCREDIBLE

Whoever said the honeymoon phase doesn’t last long must have a had a really fucked up relationship. It’s been almost a year and that phase hasn’t left and honestly I don’t think it ever will 🎀💕💍 That’s when you knooowww. I’m lucky as fuck 🌹