knocking over stuff

If The Marauders were Still Alive (headcannons)

(In response to an ask)

-If they were still alive…

•When Harry got his Hogwarts letter James immediately ripped it open without even showing it to Harry because he was just so excited for his son. Without even acknowledging Harry’s presence or Lily’s laughter, he just sits cris-crossed on the floor making little comments about Harry’s school supply list.

“What? You don’t have to read {insert book title}. It was the best! Don’t worry Harry, you can borrow my old copy, though it may have some old doodles in it from Sirius-”

•When Harry is really young he thinks that they have a dog because whenever Sirius is over he turns into his Animagus form and he’s over at the Potters’ so much that it’s kinda hard not to think that.

And James, Lily, Remus and Peter go along with it and one dayJames brings home a bright pink glittery dog collar and asks little Harry to put it on ‘Snuffles’. Harry does it and even though Sirius hates it, he keeps it on because he loves Harry so much (Remus like it too, but for *coughs* other reasons).

•When Harry turns eleven and has to go to Diagon Alley, It’s not just James and Lily that take him shopping, it’s the whole damn Marauders squad. They’re just casually walking through the streets and suddenly someone starts clapping for them, and then more people join in and it turns into just the whole street clapping for the Marauders because most of them remember hearing tales about what the group did, and many parents were friends of theirs.

Needlessly to say James and Sirius take a dramatic bow while Remus and Lily are looking at each other like

“These are the people we chose to marry”

And Peter is just laughing along and buying Harry a chocolate frog off of a street witch while Harry asks him why all those people are clapping for them. Peter just chuckles and goes “We had a bit of a reputation at school”

•When Harry goes into Madam Malkin’s and sees Draco, James immediately steps in front of his son as if to protect him.

“What’s wrong, Dad?”

“There’s a Malfoy there… can’t mistake him. I remember his father-”

But then Lily comes over and whispers in his ear

“Remember Sirius’s parents? They were awful people but look how Sirius turned out?” They look out the shop window to see Sirius with his arm around Remus’s shoulders sitting on a bench in conversation with Peter.

“You’re right”

And James himself introduces Harry to Draco, and the two immediately hit it off.

•Just before Harry is about to leave for Hogwarts, the Marauders get together (without Lily, because she’d definitely disapprove) and tell Harry all the stories they can. Harry just sits there in wonder like

‘How will I ever live up to that’

But at the end of the night, James goes and gets a box out of his room and puts it in Harry’s hands.

“This is yours now. Use it well.”

Harry opens the box and it’s the invisibility cloak. Remus then takes the Marauder’s Map out and shows Harry how to use it, then hands it over (“use it responsibly”)

•When Harry comes home for winter break he talks about how great Gryffindor is and his best friends Ron and Hermione, but also about Draco from Slytherin and how he has “the prettiest hair and his eyes sparkle-” and Remus and Sirius just give each other knowing looks.

And he’s about to say something else after talking about his classes but hesitates; everyone asks him about it, but he denies everything.

•He goes back to school after winter break and some time after his second Quidditch match as the youngest seeker in a century, one morning at breakfast he gets a howler.

He knows fully well what it is because he grew up in a house with the Marauders who liked to send them back and forth for fun-

“WILL YOU PASS THE SALT?”

“I CAN’T THROW PETER THAT FAR!”

But anyway, he gets one and looks at his friends and then at Draco across the hall because he’s absolutely terrified an doesn’t know what he did. Eventually (with much convincing) he opens it.

“HARRY JAMES POTTER! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT YOU MADE THE QUIDDITCH TEAM?

YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHI-” and then it’s Lily’s voice.

“Harry, sweetie we’re so proud of you! You must’ve gotten some of James’s talent-” (you can hear James going crazy in the background; knocking stuff over and generally screaming like a psychopath) “where James got his, I have no idea”

And then it’s just Remus, Sirius and Peter going crazy (yes, even Moony).

When it finally ends, the great hall just sits stunned for a moment, before Dumbledore starts slow clapping and everyone joins in. All the teachers are just rolling their eyes because they definitely remember the Marauders. About 5 seconds later the Potters’ owl flies in with a new Nimbus 2000 and a note that says ‘Don’t tell your mother’

•Harry bringing Draco home in their 5th year to meet his parents over Christmas break, and when he goes home Harry has to remind his parents and uncles that “No, we aren’t dating! That’s absolutely absurd!” And everyone just looking at each other like ‘yeah, sure kid’

•Harry choosing to be a pro Quidditch player as his profession after admitting to his parents that he snuck out one night with Ron, Hermione and Draco to go try out for Puddlemore United because they had just lost their seeker and he made the team.

And James and Sirius crying with pride because their little Harry is going to be a world famous Quidditch player.

“There won’t be a person alive who doesn’t know his name” James said while ruffling his son’s hair.

•Harry in his 6th year asking Remus when he knew he was gay and coming out to Moony and Padfoot as Bi and both of them going

“Yeah, we know”

And Harry just looking so surprised and then telling them that he and Draco started dating in October and that he wanted to have him for Christmas but didn’t want to tell his dad why, and James (who was under the invisibility cloak)

“Yeah, sure he can come. But no sex after 11 pm.”

And Harry screaming like a girl from surprise and then sputtering like an idiot in response to the sex comment.

•Peter taking Harry to honeydukes before he was allowed to go with his school and Peter just completely spoiling him and buying so much that they can hardly get it home.

They sneak through the house to get to Harry’s room but meet James in the middle, who of course joins them.

They open the door to Harry’s room just to find Remus and Lily sitting on the bed with the most bored expressions on their faces. Harry looks down in shame and drops all the candy on the floor, but Lily just raises an eyebrow and goes

“Well? Aren’t you going to share?” An everyone eating their fill of candy just on Harry’s bed, and Sirius taking all the good stuff and running from the room and everyone chasing him around the house.

•When Harry turns seventeen the Marauder’s teach him to become an Animagus (and get registered). James is incredibly proud when he turns out to have a stag Animagus form as well.

Draco being terrified because he walks into Harry’s room over summer break and there’s a fucking deer casually chilling on his boyfriend’s bed like what

And Ron riding on Harry’s back to make a stupidly grand entrance picking Hermione up from her house in the middle of a muggle neighborhood

•Just the Marauders being alive please and thank you

Whoops Hetalia Teacher au

While not paying attention to my actual teacher I starting thinking about what Hetalia characters would be like as teachers, this is what I came up with…

Germany - Angry math teacher who everyone is terrified of on the first day. Very strict about attendance and completing homework. He works everyone hard though cause he wants them to succeed.

Italy - Super laid back art teacher who had questionable pictures of half naked women all over the room. Brings food for the class like every Friday and inspires kids to peruse art.

Japan - Culinary teacher, very calm and reasonable but always puts way too much salt in the recipes.

Romano - Dance teacher, just picture it. (I don’t know if Dance is actually a class you can take but shhhh pretend)

Austria - Music teacher, no one else really has him except the band and music kids, but to them he’s a roll model and they all love him. He plays for every school assembly.

Hungary - Health teacher who wanted to be gym teacher and is salty about not being gym teacher but still very fun

Spain - Kind of obvious but Spanish teacher. Very laid back and all the girls take his class cause they think he’s hot. He connects well with the students though and often helps them with personal problems.

Prussia - German teacher, since he has the same last name as Germany they all get really scared thinking its him, but them Prussia rolls into class on his wheely chair and sunglasses. He’s a weird and crazy teacher who everyone either hates or loves.

France - French teacher, very passionate about his language and gets into arguments with England over which is better. Shows the class like a billion French songs and Romance movies dubbed in French. Always comments when students are talking about their relationships.

England - Grouchy, closet alcoholic English teacher who everyone thinks is boring at first but he gets really into his classes and gets into debates with students over wether Shakespeare is necessary to learn or not. Everyone’s favourite teacher to make fun of.

America - Gym teacher, really fun and everyone loves him but he accidentally works them way too hard. Plays dodgeball every second day and gets way too into it. Makes fun of every teacher behind their back to make his students laugh.

Canada - Nerdy computer science teacher who’s always forgotten at staff meetings. (Idk what it is with me and Canada being a computer nerd) every one calls him to fix their computer every time it glitches out. Sometimes Canada and America will teach each other’s classes and know nothing about it but have lots of fun.

Poland - Drama teacher, I just really want Poland to be the flamboyant drama teacher who teaches students how to be themselves up on stage and loves shy kids and seeing them express themselves through acting.

Lithuania - Another English teacher, very calm and nice but always comes to class looking slightly drained, no one knows what’s wrong with him.

Estonia - Another Math teacher that everyone hopes to get instead of Germany, he used to be the computer science teacher so he’s pretty techy and does cool stuff while showing notes in class.

Russia - Guidance councillor who everyone’s afraid to go see and he doesn’t understand why.

Ukraine - Biology teacher who loves when students are enthusiastic about Biology and accidentally knocks stuff over. Is also way to easy going about dissecting and it freaks people out.

Denmark - Crazy chemistry teacher with the crazy hair, his hair is a school joke as everyone is trying to figure out just what hair gel he uses.

Norway - Physics teacher who has a feud with Denmark over which science is better. People fall asleep in his class a lot since he’s so monotone but he doesn’t understand what they’re talking about when they point it out to him.

China - History teacher who gets way too into the lessons and unconsciously acts stuff out. Strict rules about completing work on time.

All Might

BNHA 130

Sf9 Seeing You Naked On Accident

Inseong: Casually walks into the room to grab an extra towel when he saw your naked body within a nanosecond before turning around and leaving as he never stopped walking during the whole thing. No reaction in his face throughout but Internally screaming his lungs out as he leaves, shutting the door behind him. 

 Youngbin: “Y/N can you do me a fa-OH-SORRY!!” He’ll cover his eyes, but won’t be able to hold in his awkward and flustered laugh. Will turn around but not actually leave until you actually tell him he had to get out because he still wanted to ask you something. His excuse would be while laughing like, “You’re my girlfriend, why are you so shy, you’re gorgeous.”

Rowoon: “Babe are you in here im hom-.” Comes in the room wanting to cuddle until he saw you naked and freezes up for a second, his eyes right on your ass before he covers them with his hands and turns around practically stumbling out the door with weak knees.

 Dawon: “Y/n can youOHMYGOD SORRY BABE DO U NEED A MOMENT OKAY ILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO.” says all this without actually leaving, just closing his eyes and smiling mischievously. “I can stay…if you want me to.” 

 Jaeyoon: Sees you and just hangs near the door, leaning against it with one hand, his eyes traveling up and down with a smirk. “God I’m one lucky man.” “Jaeyoon get out.” “Kay sexy.”

Zuho: needed to grab a pillow so he barges in, seeing you naked and quickly turns his head away as fast as possible.“SHITSORRY.” literally dashes out the door, even forgetting close it. Your body comes up in his head all day so he couldn’t function whatsoever.

 Taeyang: Laughs from start till end, keeping his eyes closed and trying to make his way out the door bumping into the wall and knocking stuff over. Low key aroused but he’s not about to tell you that.

 (Sorry I’m not going to the do the maknae line ^^).

anonymous asked:

yo lemme request MC as Terry Crews ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). particularly seducing every member of the RFA

A/N: i hate this and i hate you (kidding ((not kidding))) <3 ~Admin 404

i just… hOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA

*YOOSUNG:

           -WEREN’T PEOPLE UPSET THAT YOU WEREN’T THE NEW OVERWATCH CHARACTER

           -AREN’T YOU IN THE MOVIE “WHITE CHICKS”

           -You’re so much taller and more muscular than him he’s s h o o k

           -Confused for the longest time and just can’t wrap his head around it??? Like???

           -Definitely not who you thought you were????

*ZEN:

           -Muscles even bigger than his

           -wHaT tHe FuCk

           -Both of you are dramatic as hell

           -It’s a contest to who can be the most dramatic

           -It annoys everyone else if they’re honest but do y'all care? no

*JAEHEE:

           -NOT WHAT SHE EXPECTED

           -HELLO

           -Your role in “Everybody Hates Chris” actually helps her save money

           -LEARNED NOT TO SPEND MONEY ON STUPID SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU

           -Instantly in love because wow okay you’re funny AND an actor like Zen is oml

*JUMIN:

           -You…. are not what he expected

           -How in the WORLD did you hide that

           -Isn’t Terry Crews famous? MC is famous?

           -A famous, built, black man

           -Just…..what???

*SAEYOUNG:

           -THE MEMES

           -“MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN”

           -Obviously new from the start but loved that you were able to hide it from the others

           -Both always throwing jokes around

           -Always a contest who can be the loudest

*V:

           -whAT

           -Always accepting but WOW definitely just a surprise

           -CAN HE TAKE YOUR NEXT SET OF HEADSHOTS

           -You’re loud and it scares him sometimes but that’s okay

           -Reminds him of Saeyoung with the jokes and randomness, but enjoys it

*SAERAN:

           -He HAD to know from the start

           -But like wHAT MADE HIM PICK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE TO DO THIS

           -You’re teRRY CREWS

           -Maybe he’s just a really big fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and was like “gotta save him”

           -Y'all have NOTHING in common I don’t understand

The VKs discover Uno...

“I’m booooorrrreeeddd.” Jay whined as he sat in Auradon Prep’s brand new rec room for the student’s enjoyment.

As soon as Carlos and he heard they were making one, they were jumping up and down excited like little kids charged up on four pounds of sweets.

Mal rolled her eyes at her friend’s childish whines, “Jay they literally just opened it three hours ago. How can you already be bored?”

“Carlos and me already played most of the games plus a lot of the games in here are ones we didn’t have back on the Isle and we don’t know how to play them so I’ll say it once again, I’m booooorrrreeeddd.” Jay slouched down on the couch, adding to his dramatics while Mal just shook her head amusingly watching him.

“This rec room is pretty cool. I never in a million years thought Fairy Godmother would agree to letting us put one in the school.” Doug said as he was playing a round of pool with Chad.

“Yeah. Thanks again Ben for setting this up.” Jane said while playing Air Hockey with Lonnie.

“Oh no problem. I thought the school could use a bit more fun.”

“HAHA! I WIN! IN YOUR FACE DOUG! If only Audrey had seen it.” Chad said doing his little victory dance.

“Chad, you do know you’re supposed to knock in all your balls before you knock in the eight ball right?” He said.

“What? I thought you were supposed to use the colored balls to knock in the eight ball?” Chad asked, his moment of glory turning sour.

“No, if you knock in the eight ball before you knock in all your balls, you automatically lose. Which means I win!” Doug, in turn, started to do his own little dance which pissed Chad off cause he was one of the biggest sore losers in the world.

“Whatever. This game is stupid anyway.” He said placing his stick back onto the table, walking over and joining Jay and Mal on the couch.

Shortly after, Lonnie and Jane finished their game of hockey, Lonnie coming out the victor. The AKs and VKs all sat down in the little lounge area that was placed in the room with an entertainment system equipped with all the game consoles you could think of and every accessory that went with them.

“So what do you guys wanna do now?” Evie asked as everyone just looked around not knowing what to do.

“I don’t know. We could try playing one of the games on these consoles.

“Nooooo! I wanna play something new that I haven’t played before. I already played most of those games on the consoles in my room.” Jay said.

“Fine! What about a board game?” Mal suggested.

“Snooze.” Jay said, adding some snoring for effect which made everyone laugh while Mal just hit him upside the head with a pillow.

“Hey! Watch it, sister.”

“So what are we gonna do?” Uma asked getting bored herself.

“We could play Uno.” Ben suggested.

All the AKs agreed with excited looks, while the VKs just sat there more lost than the Lost Boys.

“Um, what’s Uno?” Carlos asked.

“What? You’ve never played before?” Lonnie asked in shock.

“Nope, what is it?” Evie asked.

‘It’s a card game.” Doug explained.

“Oh, how do you play?”

The AKs explained the rules to them. Mal, Evie, Uma, and Dizzy understanding while Jay, Carlos, and Harry, had to make sure Gil stayed caught up and understood.

Ben reached back into a trunk behind the couch and grabbed four stacks of cards since so many of them were playing. He handed them over to Lonnie after taking them out the boxes so she could shuffle and deal.

“Alright, let’s play.” Ben said once everyone had seven cards and was sitting around the table.


*Twenty Minutes later*


“I’ll curse you bitch…” Mal said glaring directly at Lonnie as she once again placed another ‘Draw Four’ on her.

Lonnie smirked in smug as she watched Mal draw fours cards.

“Mal! Language!” Ben scolded her.

“Oh suck a nut! Will someone reverse it please!” Mal shouted for the nineteenth time.

“Jay, stop looking at my cards.”

“Don’t change the color to red! He’s got three of them!” Jay shouted, his urge to win clouding his mind.

“Shut it!” Carlos said slamming his free hand over Jay’s mouth.

“Hah! The color is green! You ain’t getting out yet princess!” Uma laughed placing down a wild card.

Evie jumped out of her chair, launching herself over the table ready to stick those cards down her throat but Doug got a hold of her before she could with the help of Gil cause that girl was strong as hell.

Reaching to draw a card since she didn’t have any yellows, Dizzy was happy when she saw she got a Draw Four.

“Hehe, it’s on now.” Drizzy laughed.

“What? Do you have a reverse? TELL ME!” Mal said with a crazed look in her eye as Lonnie laughed at her desperation.

“No, but remember when you knocked that stuff over in the shop back on the Isle Harry giving me more sweeping to do? It’s payback time hook boy.” Dizzy laughed with an evil glint in her eyes.

Carlos finally managing to hide his cards at an angle where Jay couldn’t see placing a ‘Reverse’ down making Mal scream for joy.

“It’s on now bitch.” She said glaring back down at Lonnie.

“Bring it pixie!” Lonnie said. That girl was super competitive and this game brought out the worst in it.

“Hey, I almost got Uno!” Carlos said seeing he only had two cards.

“Oh I don’t think so pup.” Harry said placing down a ‘Draw Two’.

“I’ll put that hook between your eyes, you pervy pirate!”

“Ooo feisty! I love it.” Harry said, barking at Carlos the same way he did when they came back to Isle adding his signature grin.

Uma drew a card, before smacking it down on the table.

“THE COLOR IS RED!” She said, dancing in her seat cause she was about to take these losers down.

“YES!” Carlos said while Jay just grabbed his head and placed it in a head lock. Harry took the chance to peep at Carlos cards…

And his butt.

When it got back to Mal, she realized she finally was down to two cards and she was in luck because they were both reds.

As soon as it got to her, she smacked it down to the table, “UNO!” She shouted.

Everybody groaned at the fact that Mal would be out first, that is until Jay placed a card down with the same number, changing the color from red to blue.

“You’re all getting cursed.” She said before mumbling under her mouth. Ben stood up to try and stop her, Uma challenging Evie and throwing a comment in about how she rocked blue better than her.

Evie launched herself across the table again, Doug and Gil trying to hold her back while Dizzy decided to stomp on Harry’s foot.

“Ow! What did you do that for?” Harry said.

“THAT’S FOR MAKING ME SWEEP!” She said before jumping on top of him, smudging his eyeliner.

Jay and Carlos somehow ended up on top of the table with Evie wrestling over a ‘Draw Four’ that fell on the floor.

Lonnie was busy checking everyone’s cards, switching the good ones out of their decks with her deck.

Jane just watched from her seats, not knowing what to do in this situation. 

Chad was just trying to make sure he didn’t get caught in the crossfire cause well his hair! It took three hours for it to get that natural bounce and body.

As all this was going on, no one noticed Fairy Godmother walk in two minutes ago watching the chaos unfold.

Clearing her throat, everyone stopped dead in their tracks. Evie froze trying to get to Uma, Jay stopped holding Carlos head locked in his arm.

Dizzy lets go of Harry and Mal cut off her curse.

No one moved an inch.

She may have a high pitched squeaky voice, but would you want to be on the end of her ‘mean voice’.

“What is going on here?”

Everyone looked around at each other, deciding what to tell her when Mal surprisingly spoke up.

“Would you believe us if we told you we were playing Uno?”


this chapter revealed that mob can be aware & conscious when ???% is around which is … terrifying

some interesting drawing prompts for those lacking inspiration

-caught in the rain
-“what did i come in here for again”
-that face you make when you feel like you need to sneeze ,,,,,; bu T
-terrified laughing
-cryin real jesus tears
-that feel when you realize you left all of your homework at home
-was just woken up in the middle of the night by a loud sound outside the house for the eighth time and really salty abt it
-was just woken up in the middle of the night by a loud sound inside their room and preparing to die
-the cat keeps knocking stuff over
-mild ew
- :3c
-“is my clock broken or is that actually the time holy shit-”
- was splashed by cars a solid six times while walking home during/after the rain and ready to kill
-eXCELSIOR
-that just snapped out of a daydream in the middle of class and has no idea what the teacher is talking about feel
-slow down
grab the wall
-“pls move”
-“HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON ’ T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND”
-[ x files theme song plays in the distance ]
- “ha ha Holy Shit ™”
-“okay…. that sounds fake, but okay………”
-“alright but consider the following:”
-“if i hear your voice one more time i’ll shove a rusty spoon up your ass”

many of these can be left up to interpretation :^)

I’ve been watching Season 1 of Wander Over Yonder.

And, uh…

I’ve noticed that

Sylvia seems to 

have a thing

for tying up Peepers.

Originally posted by sweetbxby

Yoon Jisung Mafia AU

warning: violence, drugs, guns, drinking, sexual harassment 

  • the first time you saw yoon jisung, you didn’t know who he was
  • he was clearly injured, with bruises littering one side of his face and a huge open wound on his arm
  • you were just a night-shift worker at the local pharmacy, with absolutely no medical knowledge further than what you’d seen on grey’s anatomy
  • he was clearly in pain though, so you rushed to help him wash the wound out
  • “i just need some bandages” he hissed, face scrunched up in pain
  • “it’s fine, you clearly need help!” you exclaimed, tightly wrapping a bandage around the wound on his arm
  • after finding him some bruise cream and helping him pat it on, you rang up a few more packets of bruise cream
  • “i hope you feel better!”
  • jisung thanked you, sending you a bright smile despite how much pain he was in
  • you totally forgot about that strange occurrence until he showed up again, this time with scrapes and scratches running all up and down his exposed arms
  • he was dressed in a suit, matted with blood and dirt and all scratched up
  • “are you okay? you need to go to a hospital!”
  • “no hospital.” he said firmly “i just want to buy bandages”
  • you frowned, looking at the man
  • then you realized that blood was dripping on the floor
  • you flipped the “open” sign to closed and quickly led him to the back, grabbing a few supplies before going into the breakroom, where there was a sink
  • “where are you hurt?” you asked worriedly, “is your chest hurt?”
  • you helped the man ease out of his suit jacket and carefully unbuttoned his white collared shirt, so worried about him that you didn’t even realize what was happening
  • he stared down at you as you carefully slid off the shirt, cheeks a bit redder than before
  • his chest was full of old scars and a single tattoo above his heart of ‘101′
  • “i’m going to clean these, is that okay?” you asked, pointing to the scrapes all along the side of his torso
  • he nodded, turning to make it easier for you
  • “aren’t you being a bit too trusting?” he asked slowly, knuckles turning white from the pain
  • “you’re hurt,” you pointed out “and you’re at a pharmacy. i’m not going to be an asshole.”
  • “thank you” 
  • you carefully rinsed the scrapes, applying gauze over them before moving on to the ones on his arm.
  • “what’s your name, anyways? this is the second time this has happened, and i still know nothing about you.”
  • “jisung.” he replied shortly, making you cock an eyebrow.
  • “that’s it? nothing about yourself?”
  • “you don’t want to know about me.”
  • “right. i suppose you’re not going to tell me how you got hurt?”
  • “like i said, you wouldn’t want to know”
  • it becomes a regular thing– jisung would show up late at night, seriously injured
  • you always thought it would be a lot smarter for him to just go to the hospital, but he always insisted it was a bad idea
  • but when he shows up with a bullet wound in his shoulder, you draw the line
  • “i can’t keep doing this without answers, jisung! you need medical attention, not some ace bandages put on by a college student!”
  • jisung just kind of stared at you intensely, but you refused to back down, you had enough of it
  • wordlessly he just left, and when you ran out into the street to call out for him, he had disappeared
  • as the days progressed, he didn’t show up to your night shift again
  • and you started to realize how much you missed him
  • even when he was injured, he was bright and sunny, asking you how your day was and providing you with words of encouragement
  • and even if you didn’t know what his profession was or why he was always so injured, you knew that he was kind and caring and funny
  • one night you’re restocking the cough drops when there’s this loud crash at the front of the store
  • and you rush out, thinking that maybe, just maybe it’s jisung
  • four or five men, all dressed in black suits, heavily tattooed , stood there
  • “it’s her!”
  • one of them pointed at you, making you scream
  • you didn’t know what was happening but they didn’t look like they were there to buy some pain relievers
  • you raced down one of the aisles, knocking over as much stuff as you could to slow down their paths
  • you got to the door to the back room and locked it quickly, shaking and panicked
  • through the little window you could see one of them coming closer and closer
  • and then there was this super loud pop and a scream, followed by similar sounds
  • “weapon on the ground, s.coups”
  • you’d know that voice anywhere, but you didn’t want to believe it
  • through the little window, you could see five men dressed similarly to the other guys, all holding guns up, ready to shoot
  • the man in the middle was jisung
  • you’d never seen him so threatening or murderous before
  • one of the other guys yanks the last guy, s.coups, up and starts tying his hands behind his back and jisung begins looking for you
  • “(y/n)?” he yelled loudly, voice desperate
  • you fumbled to unlock the door, stumbling out into the store
  • as soon as he saw you, he hugged you tightly, stroking your hair as you started crying from the shock of it
  • “minhyun, grab me a blanket from the car, will you?”
  • “i was so scared,” you sobbed into his chest, shaking terribly
  • “i know, i’m sorry baby,” he soothed, rubbing circles into your back, “i’m here now, you’re safe” 
  • he carefully wrapped you in a blanket, leading you to the back room and helped you sit down on the couch
  • the other guys with him scouted the store and took the man, s.coups, outside as jisung comforted you
  • he pressed kisses to the top of your head, apologizing softly to you
  • “it was my fault, baby, they saw me coming here whenever i got injured and i guess decided to take you out”
  • “w-what do you mean?” 
  • “baby, i’m with 101″ jisung murmured into your hair, letting you lean on him, exhausted
  • “you’re in the mafia?”
  • “yeah, i am”
  • “and that’s why you were always hurt?”
  • “yeah, i didn’t want to tell you because that would put you in danger”
  • you started sobbing all over again, feeling emotional from everything that happened
  • jisung looked at you, frowning
  • “hey, hey, why are you crying, love?”
  • “i just don’t want you to get hurt anymore!”
  • he smiled, facing you as he carefully brushed your tears away
  • the two of you looked at each other, and you felt your breath waiting in your lungs
  • “can i kiss you?” 
  • you just nodded, leaning forward to let him kiss you tenderly, rubbing your back
  • you started crying again, totally overwhelmed
  • when you parted he hugged you again, pulling the blanket tighter around your shoulders
  • the other guys he was with offered to drive you home to your apartment, and your legs were still so shaky that he had to piggy-back you out
  • he helped you to your front door, and as he was leaving, you grabbed the hem of his jacket
  • “jisung, can you stay?”
  • jisung turned to you, smiling gently
  • “of course, baby.”
  • you spent the night cuddling as he held you tightly, still apologizing for putting you in any kind of danger.
Agrestes and Cat Tendendcies
  • Adrien will happily sit in boxes. Especially if he’s alone with no one sees him. And then, they never see him. 
  • Felix is more than happy to just stand in the box. He may sit if it’s a really nice box. But it has to be a nice box! 
  • Over all, Adrien is fine being touched. Being held, one it has to depend on the people, two he likes being on the move so he doesn’t want to be held for too long. 
  • Only certain people are allowed to touch Felix. 
  • Felix has no tolerance for Chloe, and the feeling is mutual. 
  • Felix has a bad habit of hissing. 
  • Adrien has a bad habit of abusing his kitten eyes. And begging. 
  • Both have a bad habit of knocking stuff over when frustrated or bored. 
  • Adrien usually does it when he’s bored. 
  • Felix does it when he’s frustrated and/or annoyed. He usually does it more than Adrien. 
  • Adrien doesn’t like being left alone.
  • Felix is fine being left alone and out of sight. 
  • Adrien leans on people he likes. 
  • When Felix is in the mood to be sociable, he’ll usually stand close, maaaaybe lean on the people he likes. 
  • When Adrien wants attention, he’ll be annoying menace on purpose till he gets it. 
  • Felix isn’t so patient. He just flops and climbs onto who he wants attention from. 
  • Adrien will happily serenade to his Lady. 
  • Felix is the growler of the two. 
  • Neither like water very much. 
  • Both will react to anything that goes past fast. 
  • Adrien is more inclined to chase after it. 
  • Felix will resist more, but only for so long. 
  • Both love being petted and scratched. 
  • Adrien is the real cuddler of the two. 
  • Felix is fine being cuddled to and held when sleeping. 
  • Both are easily jealous they have no chill. 
  • Neither are allowed near Marinette’s yarn balls. 
  • Both love sushi. 
  • Both purr when happy, Adrien winds up purring more often than Felix.

cat-storekeeper  asked:

If it's okay, Smoll Akira (5"0/150 cm) headcanons, and how the other teammates would react to his vertical challenges?

This resonates with me lmaooo. This’ll be a bit different from other asks because I’ll be combining some of the team’s reactions. Thank you for the cute request! I hope you find it to your liking!


Akira (and Morgana):

  • Needless to say, he struggles reaching high things.
  • He doesn’t ask anyone for help because he wants to protect his pride.
  • Scaling shelves and counters is a common occurrence.
  • Sojiro purchases a stepping stool for Akira so he can perform his job with a little more ease. bless him
  • Crowds of people are the bane of his existence because he can’t see over them and he’s constantly pushed around.
  • His feet don’t touch the floor when he sits on chairs, so he swings his legs a lot.
  • His friends respect his abilities regardless of his height.
  • Akira fluffs his hair to make himself look taller.
  • Nearly faints when he sees Yusuke.
  • Palace infiltration is easier because shadows never see him coming. 
  • Morgana doesn’t really pay any mind to it because he’s the shortest out of everyone.
  • He’ll jump on shelves and knock stuff over if Akira can’t reach so he can go to sleep sooner
  • Or Morgana will leap to high places so he can get a better view for Akira. 
  • They make a pretty good duo.


Ryuji and Yusuke:

  • Ryuji’s at fault for most of Akira’s vertical challenges.
  • He would be that guy.
  • You know the one.
  • The kind of guy that crouches to talk to Akira and uses his head as an armrest.
  • The kind of guy that holds objects over Akira’s head so he can’t reach it time to climb.
  • The kind of guy that gets beat up by the girls because he’s being an ass.
  • He really does admire Akira, despite all his teasing.
  • Yusuke, on the other hand, is actually very helpful.
  • He’ll chuckle when he sees Akira standing on his tippy-toes trying to get something, and he’ll retrieve it for him.
  • When they infiltrate Palaces, Yusuke (and Ryuji) will boost Akira up if a platform is too high for him to jump to.
  • He’ll pat Akira’s head sometimes, telling him that he’s a great leader and just giving him little compliments.


Ann, Makoto, and Haru:

  • They think it’s the cutest thing, and they’re very protective of him.
  • If someone makes fun of Akira for his height, they’ll just side-eye or roll their eyes at them.
  • Some counters at stores or street markets/food trucks are too high to see over, so the girls will help him by speaking to the salesperson/reading the menu to Akira.
  • Ann likes to put her arm around Akira and playfully fluff his hair when he’s being sassy.
  • Makoto will ask him for little favors, such as ordering drinks from the vending machines, so he can feel like he’s being helpful.
  • Haru is very considerate about it, but sometimes he’s just so cute that she has to hug him.
  • They are good to him real life angels


Futaba:

  • She is so ecstatic.
  • Futaba and Akira quickly bond over their lack of height.
  • She always slings her arm around him, and he’ll do the same to her.
  • They’ll crouch in bed together and brainstorm diabolical pranks to get back at the tall people (mainly Ryuji and Yusuke).
  • Short jokes are absolutely exchanged between the two.
  • Honestly, they’re best friends.
livvy blackthorn headcannons

- livvy loves butterscotch and always gets julian to put butterscotch chips into the pancake batter

- shes 107% the type of person to steal other people’s cloths

- bc of this she’s always in ty’s hoodies and dru’s t-shits and kit’s socks and emma’s jeans 

- and cristina is no exception she always takes her sundresses

- she goes surfing with julian

- she’ll often drag kit and ty out to the beach at insane times like 11:30 pm or 6 am

- she and ty train kit

- she loves stretching and is as flexible and strong as a ballet dancer which makes her a 11/10 shadowhunter

- she can’t sleep unless she’s listening to music

- she goes vintage/thrift shopping all the time with emma (and sometimes cristina)

- she’s constantly taking pictures of her siblings

- she loves watching horror movies with dru

- especially the super old ones with crap cgi

- she just laughs and makes sarcastic comments about the horrible fake-gore and special effects

- which makes dru laugh harder than anyone can

- she has a tumblr and spends 90% of her time on her computer on there

- she loves to make little bets with kit

juat random little $1 bets about literally anything

- “kit, i bet you that when julain comes out of his studio he’s gonna be covered in paint” “depends on the colour” “blues and golds” “deal”

- and kit usually looses them 

- and at one point he owed livvy almost $30

- livvy loves makeup and watching makeup tutorials and stuff

- she often takes little trips to in n out at 3 am with emma

- she’s basically addicted to in n out, coffee bean, and will 10/10 drive to the ie for a burrito from baker’s

- she also loves mexican food and always convinces cristina and diego and jamie to make it

- she’s constantly trying to set up kit and ty and in the most obvious ways and everyone knows it

-”livvy, i need your help with this thing” “get your boyfriend to do it”

- she once tried to teach kit some computer programming stuff and it did not go well

- “kit i’ve showed you how to do this five times already" “sorry”

- she’s can’t spell for the life of her

-she’s most definitely the mom friend

-when she was little, she used to insist she be called “olivia” because she thought livia sounded strange

- until ty made her research the origin of her name and she learned how bomb livia drusilla was and she after that moment she was never called olivia again

- she braids emma’s hair

- she’s basically the clumsiest person alive

- she’s always knocking stuff over and tripping on thin air

- she is addicted to hot chocolate

- even if it’s ,like, the dead of summer

- her favourite colour is grey, and she loves ty’s eyes

- her favourite word is lackadaisical and she uses it as an insult all the time

feel free to add more! i might do more of these for other characters

anonymous asked:

Part one Breakdown and Knockout become so protective of Jack after the Star scream incident they don't let anyone they don't trust near him, that there practically always with him. Helping him change/eat/putting him down for naps. They basically treat him like a toddler, I mean from a different angle... sorta cute? But Jacks just terrified and scared. What if Sound Wave kind of stepped in trying to 'save' him but being non discreet about it because Jack reminds him of his cassettes. But...

Part two BD/KO parents. Then Sound Wave sees the appeal. He starts missing his cassettes​ more and more and Jack must be so lonely. He kidnaps poor boy Raf who’s scared and really confused. He comforts him and look, Sounders installed this really cool computer system for you so you don’t get bored, he cares! Or see all these movies and games and you’re friend Jacks here to. So happy? Once Raf gets more used to it and calms down after Jack talks to him, it’s actually not that bad. He’s spoiled.

Part three K.O/BD parents. Raf is absolutely spoiled and gets his space so he relatively calms down after all the initial panic but then Sound Wave gets clingy and starts cuddle sessions to. Its okay Raf. It’s okay. He’s not hurting you just stay calm the autobots are coming soon. Then Megatron gets bored and bam I want a human pet to infuriate the autobots with. He kidnaps Miko. And he’s like you’re mine now. Miko doesn’t really freakout shes to mad and goes off on him yelling and screaming

Part Four KO/BD parents. Megatron then falls in love with her fiery spirit and starts dotting on her. She’s gone from pet to loved daughter in like a day.(She has literally everything she could ask for it’s creepy can he read her mind?) Slash monkeys is now a must play in the throne room(surprisingly the only thing keeping her calm) she has a mini training area where he teaches her to fight, a tv/video game counsel with all the best stuff. And he wont cuddle her but he does have her on his lap.


Yes!  Yes!  Yes!!!  I love this idea!  I was actually thinking earlier how Soundwave would probably like Raf the best as they’re both quiet, loyal, and super good with computers!  XD  And Soundwave being all affectionate and missing his cassettes is just adorable!  <3 <3 <3 

I would have never thought about Megs adopting Miko, but I can kind of see it now??  Like, look at how surprised he was when he found out she had beaten his troops senseless using the Apex Armor!  He’d be so proud of his little gladiator child!!!  ^__^

The two of them would probably be fine with waiting until they were rescued (because, hey look!  Free stuff!  Thanks, robo dads!  XD) but meanwhile poor Jack is being kept like a pet by Knock Out and Breakdown and is honestly wondering if he’s going to make it out in one piece…