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Shit Slytherins Say: #100
  • Slytherin: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
  • Gryffindor: "Seriously?"
  • Slytherin: "To Get to the ugly witches house."
  • Gryffindor: "I don't get it."
  • Slytherin: "Knock knock."
  • Gryffindor: "Who's there?"
  • Slytherin: "The chicken"

Steve: “Buck, stop! You’re going to kill someone!”

Bucky: “Bucky never meant to kill. Bucky only meant to maim or seriously injure.”

No offense but I’m just sitting over here, imagining Opal, Jinora, and Salami as they witness their lovers standing on a table in public with arms over shoulders, god-awfully singing a drinking song abt how much they love their lady before it starts getting Aggressively competitive of course

and all the while they just kinda politely sitting there like how ,,,,,, r we dating these hos

A sequel of sorts to this comic: https://ilovedennis.tumblr.com/post/159398738772/and-i-present-to-you-all-unnecessary-angst-for
I was too lazy to make a 6+ page comic for a Part 2 so I did this instead :^)
Smol Yuri deserves a happy ending too~

  • Chris: Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Yurio: why?
  • Chris: To get to the idiot's house. knock knock.
  • Yurio: Who's there?
  • Chris: The chicken.
  • Yurio:
  • Chris:
  • Yurio:
  • Chris:
  • Yurio: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.
  • Chris: ...yeah?
  • Yurio: Go tell that joke to JJ.
Tae destroying JK's plans on V-LIVE: since 2016
  • Jungkook: okay, Jimin’s here, music’s on, lights off
  • Jungkook: this is gonna be a perfect night :)))
  • Taehyung: *KNOCK KNOCK BITCH, WHO’S THERE, LET’S DO A RANDOM SERENADE FOR ARMY*
  • ----
  • Jungkook: good, so now I’ll just wait for Jimin to come and scold me for loud music
  • Jungkook: and then we’ll spend nice time broadcasting, just the two of us
  • Jimin: *comes*
  • Jungkook: :))))))
  • Taehyung: *HELLO HEY I CAME WITH JIMIN NOW, WHATSUPP BRO*
  • Jungkook:
  • Jungkook:
  • Jungkook: ...why are you like dis :((