knock knock knock penny

Arthur: Four visits to the emergency dentist this… month. Goodness, love, what on Earth were the children doing? 

Francis: Well… I think the first time was Alfred trying to flip off the trampoline and missing..

Alfred: And I broke Matt’s tooth in a lightsaber battle!!

Francis: Yes… oh! And then I was a little too confidant in shooting pennies…

Arthur: And this last one?!

Matthew: Sick jaw harp solo. Overdid it. Dramatic finish. Too dramatic…

{ next door neighbour!moonbin }

Originally posted by m00nb1n

next in line for this au is moonbin!! thank u again @flyera for requesting this au emjae ily now lets get to it!! note: this got really long so i’m gonna have to split it into two parts jhasdkj im so r ry ;;;;;; i hope u enjoy regardless!!!!


  • it was one fateful morning
  • when the heavens above
  • parted to present to you
  • on this fine tuesday morning
  • the hot nerd ball mess
  • that goes by the name of moonbin.

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Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Amy. (Knock, knock, knock) Bernadette.

Amy: That’s my boyfriend. It’s open!

Sheldon: I got a splinter.

Amy: What do you want me to do about it?

Sheldon: Relationship agreement Section 4, Boo-boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.

Amy: I should’ve gotten a lawyer.

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The Signs As Sheldon Cooper Quotes

Aries: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that
Taurus: It’s on bitch
Gemini*knock, knock, knock* Penny? *knock, knock, knock* Penny? *knock, knock, knock* Penny?
Cancer: You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich
Leo: They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me
Virgo: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad
Libra: I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
Scorpio: Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
Sagittarius: Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?
Capricorn: Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material
Aquarius: Bazinga!
Pisces: What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?