knitting puns

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(undertale spoilers)

if chara is the narrator, just what does the narration say about their personality? this list comprises clues from all routes that may reveal the narrator’s interests, from knitting to dog puns to knives.

read on to see what can be inferred from the the narration and plot about chara’s hobbies, likes, dislikes, behaviour, speech patterns, and appearance. whether it’s cute, funny, or a little scary, this post captures it. (if we missed something, you should send us an ask!)

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Getting rid of Ghosts, Spirits, Demons and Negative Energies

–Sometimes, something crawls into our home, without us knowing. Either your wards are weak, or it clung onto you. Certain things you need to banish right away, like Demons. Others aren’t as bad, but you still don’t want them there. Here are some ways I’ve banished things that I don’t want around.

Sage Bundle/Sage Incense 

(Note; If anyone sends me shit about this, you’re automatically blocked.)

–Sage bundles have been used to cleanse and banish negative energies and ghosts. Sage bundles/Incense can be found pretty cheap at New age shoppes, and you can even find special ones online, that have different kinds of herbs. I personally usually just use Sage Incense, because it smells better to me, but is a little messier because it’s usually black af. Anyways, if you know something is clinging onto you, first cleanse yourself very thoroughly with the smoke. Then, go throughout your whole house and cleanse every spot. For extra power, chant something like “Anything bad, evil or negative is now cleansed and banished. You are to never enter here again.” It’s really up to you.

Music & Dancing 

–I am Neo-Pagan, so I actually got this from a show that took place in Japan (yeah, call me a nerd or what not), where the Shrine God banished an evil monster through a traditional Japanese dance. I usually cleanse with a bell, by going through all the parts of the room, ringing it and then saying a chant, like  “All things evil, negative, bad, or anything that wishes me harm it banished, so mote it be.” (Although, to be honest, I usually only banish things when it’s really bad,  so most times I’m nervous when I’m doing it, so I often ramble and end up speaking a whole fucking speech.)

–How to Prevent things coming into your Home

–Things like this can easily be avoided, if you’re a witch (jk you don’t have to be a witch. But it’s more fun to be one *wink wink*). Here are some ways you can protect you, your home, and family members from evil spooky spooky things.

Don’t Attempt Stupid Things

–And by stupid things, I meant don’t do things you can’t control. Magick, like anything in life, takes practice. You need to start out slow, and learn. You’re not going to instantly be good at knitting sweaters and socks, when all you know how to knit is scarves, right? Well, magick is kinda like knitting, in more then one way (depending on your beliefs.) You need to learn, practice, you’re going to make TONS of mistakes, and everything is tightly knit (excuse my pun) together. What I’m trying to get out is, don’t do spiritwork unless you know how to do it. In my opinion, being able to do spiritwork requires a lot of work, practice, and magick skill. If you do want to get into spiritwork, get some respectful (and correctly informed) books. You’ll obviously need to practice, but please be careful. I did some spiritwork when I was a very new witchling, and let a fucking shadowman into my home. Take all precautions.

Carry Protective Objects

–This can obviously be anything. A charged stone, a talisman or even charmed jewelry. If you are sure that a spirit is trying to harm/cling to you, (just be aware that us humans are simple and strange creatures, and we get very paranoid easily. So, make sure it is a spirit) cleanse and charge up the object often. If you want a color(s) to charge it with, I believe black (banishment, protection) and/or red (protection, power) would be best.

Cleanse, Cleanse, Cleanse

–Cleanse you and your space often. Make it so no evil thing can last there for long. If you feel something icky and negative clinging onto you, cleanse yourself. (this can also work for minor curses put upon you.) If your home feels a bit darker, cleanse and do some spells to let light and goodness in.

Wards and Salt

–Pretty much every witch i know uses salt. It can represent Earth and it’s good for protection and banishing. Put salt lines on windows and outside of doors. (Note; some animals will try to eat a bunch of salt. Also, salt and water aren’t good, unless you want it stained on window panes) If you need something a little stronger then salt, then try these;

~Salt and Crushed/Powdered sage

~Black Salt (salt and activated charcoal)

~Salt and Paprika/Chili powder

–There’s also a ton more things like that on Tumblr, so look around.

–Also, try putting up some wards, wherever you feel necessary. I like runes, the best,

I hope you guys liked this post ♥ Please tell me if you want any certain kind of posts, or any ideas! Ask is always open as well~

Llove and Light, Amaryllis~♥ 

bts as winter things

jin: late night hot cocoa with cinnamon and marshmallows, matching oversized sweaters, holding hands with mittens on, booping noses pink from the cold, carrying fifty shopping bags with gifts, learning how to ice skate, cuddling by the fireplace, sugared cranberries, overdecorating the christmas tree, laughter with friends and family, sleigh rides, dressing up for fancy dinners, knitting, christmas puns

yoongi: frosted sidewalks, the glow of streetlamps late at night, falling asleep to reruns of christmas movies, having 50 blankets around you at all times, sharing big scarves, buying ice cream and eating it in the snow, getting The Biggest teddy bear from the store, a sly, pink cheeked smile before throwing a snowball, peppermint, the bite of a chilly winter morning, surprise blackouts, moonlight shining into a warmly lit house

namjoon: writing sweet messages on frosted over glass, christmas cards, curling up with a book and hot tea, the smell of pine needles, a favorite knit sweater, warm spiced cider, worn leather gloves, standing in the snow just because, the warmth of a bustling cafe, moleskin notebooks filled with lines of poetry, the jump in your heart when you open a gift, puffy breaths in cold air, the morning after rain when the sky is grey and the world is colorful

hoseok: long road trips to see loved ones, warming your hands by the fireplace, the steam when you hold a warm mug to your face, walks downtown to see the lights, hanging up stockings by the mantle, the smell of home, eskimo kisses, the comforting tapping of rain/hail on your window, big big big sweaters, watching the birds dance among the bare trees, clear nights when you can see the stars, sleepy smiles on holiday mornings, slow dancing in the dark

jimin: breaking open a fresh sugar cookie, catching snowflakes on your tongue, lighting a bunch of scented candles, fuzzy socks, snow angels, santa hats, the sound of bells, crowded city streets alive with music and noise, long kisses in the snow, waking up early and spending the morning tangled under the covers, homemade food warm in your stomach, the first snow dusting on the city, the smell of eggnog, the relief of running inside after being in the cold, breathing on your hands to thaw them

taehyung: knowing all the words to all of the christmas songs, being able to recite the grinch stole christmas word for word, running in the hallway with socks on, snowy eyelashes, mistletoe, the charm of bright toy stores, trying to stay up late and catch santa, matching ugly sweaters, stealing bites of holiday dinner, snowball fights, candy cane swords, sharing pockets when your hands get cold, counting the days until winter break, getting tangled in lights

jungkook: the crunch of dead leaves, the excitement of ripping open wrapping paper, big wooly jackets, ugly cute snowmen in the yard, jokes that you’re getting coal for christmas, fresh snow, flannels and boots, ripped jeans even though it’s freezing, watching the lake freeze over, snow forts, perpetual bedhead, collecting pinecones, penguin huddles for warmth, wearing onesies to bed, cold cheek kisses, singing mariah carey on repeat

An unassuming-looking box starts to make a rather suspect clinking sound.

Removing the lid reveals…

a very sorry looking (and smelling) sight.  Soft whimpering noises can be heard as light strikes the figure within.

Shame on philosophykitten for allowing Clint to smuggle all that alcohol into his box!    (Just kidding!)

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Just in case anyone is concerned about the state of my health, I really don’t drink very often. However, the local drunks don’t appear to know what a bin is so bottles can be sourced quite easily.

So my roommate and i were being dorks tonight and somehow ended up making lotr knitting puns. We’ve now planned out a series of pictures that include Gandalf with a crochet hook as a staff, Gandalf with his crochet hook staff and a knitting needle sword fighting the Balrog (now dubbed the Balknot), and Gandalf just dramatically reading you the pattern like “YOU SHALL KNIT 2 PSSO, etc. This is what happens when two knitting dorks live in the same apartment. It’s a shame neither of us can actually draw.